15 Pieces of advice to be passed on to your daughters

[In. Cog. Nito.]

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.Go for a younger man. They never mature anyway.Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him 'chequebooks.'Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.Sadly, all men are created equal.Waits for howls of derision....

 

[dokUnonkera]

lol I love it

 

[Blaze3000]

good one celia and so true

 

[jqepnuakidpidjenp]

it actually reminds me of a star trek episode i saw the other night - women ruled the planet as men were deemed too stupid! Kind of like in my house lol

 

[mehdi m]

Im offended. lol
BGFL

 

[yleoquqeibbicuejm]

Just got to pass this onto my daughter

Come to think of it think going to pass it onto my daughter in law, honestly I did try to bring my son up the right way but it didn't work

Cis

 

[?Ashley?]

Love it! Many thanks for sharing!!