- Sep 11, 2009
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Was looking for a quick fix so to speak last week. Was in the Laval area and decided to get a massage. I looked on Annonces123 and found this ad. She claims to be 39 years old with big firm 38DDD's. The pictures are close-ups but she looked pretty good. So I call and set up an appointment in an hour's time.
She receives in a semi-retirement home in Laval. As I get out of my car, I look at the building and the many canes and wheelchairs out front and wanted to turn around. But I didn't....I should have...:-(
She buzzes me in and I go to her floor. She opens the door and the only thing that was realistic are her boobs. Unfortunately, everything else was big too. She is definitely BBW and most deifinitely not 39. I would guess more late forties/early fifties. Face is average, body above average (weight wise). So the options are as follows:
$60 massage
Extras ($20 each)
HJ finish
CBJ finish
And the above two with her being undressed
She was very mechanical and absolutely no charm whatsoever. Maybe I thought things would get better. Maybe I thought don't judge a book by its cover or maybe I was just plain moronic.....but I chose all the options. And it is payable up front! So I undress and get on the table. She starts with a half ass oil massage and that lasts 15 minutes. She is still clothed at this time. On the flip, she only takes off her top. Just as well because I had had enough which was just fine with me because I wanted no part of the rest. Her boobs are huge and firm as advertised though.
Well she continues lightly massaging the front and lightly touching Chester who reluctantly wakes up. On goes the hat and she starts a CBJ that was more like a hamster nibbling on a sunflower seed with hot breathing thrown in for effect. I am closing my eyes and thinking of another goddess so that this monstrosity could finish. Well I think it all lasted 47 seconds and it was done with.
I clean up, get dressed and all she said was ``thanks for the visit``. So all told, spent $120 for a pitifiul 25 minute massage and finish; given by someone with the charisma of a wet shoe.
I guess you can sometimes find a gem and to do so, you have to TOFT. But it did not work out. In the end it comes down to this - normally the first gut feeling is the right one. I should have walked away. Oh well.....shame on me.
Snapper Fan
She receives in a semi-retirement home in Laval. As I get out of my car, I look at the building and the many canes and wheelchairs out front and wanted to turn around. But I didn't....I should have...:-(
She buzzes me in and I go to her floor. She opens the door and the only thing that was realistic are her boobs. Unfortunately, everything else was big too. She is definitely BBW and most deifinitely not 39. I would guess more late forties/early fifties. Face is average, body above average (weight wise). So the options are as follows:
$60 massage
Extras ($20 each)
HJ finish
CBJ finish
And the above two with her being undressed
She was very mechanical and absolutely no charm whatsoever. Maybe I thought things would get better. Maybe I thought don't judge a book by its cover or maybe I was just plain moronic.....but I chose all the options. And it is payable up front! So I undress and get on the table. She starts with a half ass oil massage and that lasts 15 minutes. She is still clothed at this time. On the flip, she only takes off her top. Just as well because I had had enough which was just fine with me because I wanted no part of the rest. Her boobs are huge and firm as advertised though.
Well she continues lightly massaging the front and lightly touching Chester who reluctantly wakes up. On goes the hat and she starts a CBJ that was more like a hamster nibbling on a sunflower seed with hot breathing thrown in for effect. I am closing my eyes and thinking of another goddess so that this monstrosity could finish. Well I think it all lasted 47 seconds and it was done with.
I clean up, get dressed and all she said was ``thanks for the visit``. So all told, spent $120 for a pitifiul 25 minute massage and finish; given by someone with the charisma of a wet shoe.
I guess you can sometimes find a gem and to do so, you have to TOFT. But it did not work out. In the end it comes down to this - normally the first gut feeling is the right one. I should have walked away. Oh well.....shame on me.
Snapper Fan