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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The young man replied, Well your Honor, it was like this : When the lady got on the bus, I couldnโt help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, โThe Double Mint Twins are comingโ and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, โLoganโs Liniment will reduce the swellingโ, and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, โWilliamโs Big Stick Did the Trickโ, and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, โGoodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accidentโ, I just lost it.
โCASE DISMISSED !!"
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The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The young man replied, Well your Honor, it was like this : When the lady got on the bus, I couldnโt help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, โThe Double Mint Twins are comingโ and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, โLoganโs Liniment will reduce the swellingโ, and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, โWilliamโs Big Stick Did the Trickโ, and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, โGoodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accidentโ, I just lost it.
โCASE DISMISSED !!"
#joke
Read more on page Jokes of the day for Thursday, 20 June 2024