Review Alice @ BMR

[Mr.Mister]

I’ve been to BMR a couple times and had good experiences, but I was NOT impressed with Alice yesterday.

She walked in about 15 mins late I had already showered, dried off, and sat on my phone for about 10 mins. When she walked in, there was no hello, no hug, no hi, nothing… she just said “you want hand job?”, and then immediately asked me for the cash up front. I should have left right then and there, but I had already paid for my room. I had to get up and go dig cash out of my pockets. We agreed to 60 dollars for a topless handjob, although she initially wanted 80.

I asked her if she wanted to shower, since I knew she was in the room next to me while I was waiting, and I definitely did not hear the shower. She said, “no, no shower… only handjob.”

She took off her clothes, revealing her nice body. She left her lingerie bottoms on, then she looked at herself in the mirror a lot.

She didn’t attempt to massage me, but also didn’t attempt to tease or engage me. She said “handjob” and then grabbed my cock straight away and began to massage my cock.

The hand job was okay, but she kept trying to talk the whole time about how much more money I have with me and how much I paid in other sessions. She alluded to tips snd “next time,” so I’m guessing there’s some ymmv potential, but I was not interested. There was no real sensuality or eroticism to anything that would make me want more.

Also, as a side note, Alice watched herself in the mirror most of the time and made very odd faces while staring at herself. She stuck her tongue out, made herself bug eyed, and started to look like various emoji that show up this forum, all while leaning towards the mirror to stare at herself. It was comical, to be honest, and certainly not arousing or seductive. I did think several times, what the fuck?

Alice did let me touch her breasts, but I didn’t try to suck her nipples since I was certain she didn’t shower after the previous session. I’m sure she would have been fine with me licking her tits, though. Momentarily I was able to let my hands roam on top of her underwear, but she stopped me and said, “no, too hard,” even though I was being very gentle. She stopped me or scooted back when I came near her down low, so I laid back and just let the handjob happen.

Eventually, with lots of direction, I was able to come. She did respond well when I told her to stop jackhammering, and the actual release was fine.

I showered after (she did not), and Alice got dressed, tidied up the room, then left. I got out of the shower, had to find my own towel on a shelf, and never saw her return. I left on my own, and didn’t see her again. Just as there was no hello at the start, there was no goodbye or anything at the end. She just disappeared. Lol. Very strange.

I paid 40 for the 30 min room fee, and then gave her 60 for the topless hj. Alice did what she was paid to do, so it’s not like I was robbed or cheated out of my money, but the whole session was purely transactional and had zero sensuality, not attempt at massage/tease, etc. The first conversation we had was about money, and she wanted it upfront. I absolutely hate starting off massage sessions like that, especially when it’s the only thing talked about. Absolute mood-killer. She just wanted to do the handjob and get it over with.

Like I said, I’ve had good experiences at BMR before, but this one was not worth it. I did not leave happy or excited to return. On the contrary, I very much regretted booking with Alice and questioned whether I would return to BMR.

Needless to say, my recommendation is to avoid Alice.

I may give BMR another shot, as I want a regular place in Vaughan, but I will explore other spas at this point. If I go back to BMR, I will only stick to girls I know. And I know you all know this, but continue to read all these BMR threads with a grain of salt.

 

[Huey83]

who did you have good experience with?

 

[Mr.Mister]

who did you have good experience with?

I saw Lucky twice. Lots of reviews on her, all accurate. She’s very sexy with a sweet personality, and I enjoyed every minute of her. I’m not a mileage hunter, but she was a very satisfying experience… and it felt like she enjoyed it too. I should have just waited to see Lucky again, but I made the big mistake of assuming Alice would be on par, which she was clearly not.