Alphacare - just plain sux

[Franky D]

This is honestly totally not connected to the other recent thread on the same theme.

I went to Alphacare last week for the first time ever - since IT closed down I've been hunting around for something close. I love HFH, but it's such a fucking schlep...

So I call ahead, and go down there late afternoon one day. It's a complete shithole, which I wasn't expecting, but whatever. First time I met Holly at 490A I was appalled by the surroundings, but appearances can deceive.

Guy at Alphacare asks me what I want, and I say I don't know anyone there but "young and pretty" always works. Says he's got a 19 year-old that I'll love.

Sure, whatever.

A few minutes after I'm showered, Sarah (I think was her name) walks in. She's young alright, and pretty enough - although certainly no stunner. Darkish skin, Portugeuse I think she said. Small but nice tits, big round ass if you like that sort of thing.

Thing is - I'M HER FIRST CUSTOMER. Claims to have done some MP work in Ottawa, but that day was her FIRST day at Alphacare and she'd only done one other client - that with another MPA showing her.

Extremely confused on the "options" (I had to convince her that "bodyslide" meant she was still nude, not a different option). She sort of meekly massaged me with a shitload of oil for a while, then we tried the usual positions - me standing, her standing with me turned over. Just fucking nothing at all happening. Not a drop of sensuality or sexuality, absolutely nothing.

So here's the thing that makes Alphacare suck, and not just Sarah (who by the way seems nice enough). I tell Sarah politely that it just ain't working, and I'll give her $50 ($10 more than I would have owed her for the "bodyslide" which never happened) if she'll go out and send in someone else - anyone else - to finish me off.

The fucking manager then actually tells her to tell me I'll have to pay another $60 to stay in the room. No idea how long it'd been, but certainly not 45 mins.

What the fuck?

I was polite enough to give this chick a shot, and that's what I fucking get?

So I shower and go to another MP, who takes special care of me and I cum like a man getting out of prison.

But what the fuck was with that? Joy or Kayla would've certainly done the right thing, and either not sent a girl in completely clueless or certainly offer the session free.

Keep the hell away from Alphacare.

 

[?Invisible Pink RN?]

It's a shame that unfortunately it has far too many misses compared to its "hits" at that place...mind you, my first experience with Aussie Gal was there, so once in a while, the taking of the lumps can be worth it. One just has to keep panning for the gems (who then promptly move on to better things, unfortunately)

Now if only we could have 490A back!

 

[tonalc1]

That's too bad.

The thing is with AC is you have to know how to deal with them to have any chance at a decent session.

Rule #1: Never walk-in! They will always give you the newest/less busiest girl (never the popular girls). Always book ahead (even if you're at the front door already) and pick the girl you want to see. It's still a bit of a crapshoot but you have more control over your own destiny.

Rule #2: Ask for the VIP rooms. These rooms are actually fairly decent. They're about $5 more but compared to the other rooms but they're a big step up. There's only 2 of them so booking ahead is essential.

Rule #3: Never be afraid to walk-out at anytime and ask for your money back. You're the client so make sure they know that here "the client is right" or they'll try to run over you.

 

[Love my Mutts!!!]

thats the only way to go.....you follow these rules and you drop your disappointment rate dramatically.....

 

[Eric E]

I'm pretty sure AC stays alive only cuz they've got a shot-gun approach to advertising. They usually have not only the biggest ads, but they've also got them plastered everywhere (surprised they don't have any ads in the men's washroom @ Mc D's yet), LOL.




jig

 

[rentjunkie]

Nice tips.

Unfortunately I was just driving around like a moron with a hard-on, which unfortunately happens all too often!

Had a fucking LOVELY session with a regular the other day by contrast... just goes to show you that planning pays.

Given that you know you're going to be horny tomorrow as well as today, you'd think we could get our ass in gear and plan ahead a bit more often...

 

[Mycala]

That happens to me from time to time. I usually end up either trying my favourite spas to see who is available. If none, then I may occasional go on the hunt for new spas. Usually it's: walk-in, see who's available, don't like the choices, leave try the next spa. Repeat for about 4 spas then give-up. Usually either go straight home or stop at the Pro or Cannonball if in the mood (and in the area). Best to save the money for another day. Nothing worse then blowing one or two c-notes on a lousy session then wanting more because I couldn't think with my big head.

 

[Dmanman]

out of the ladies in alphacare, has anyone tried Sharon the asian lady?

 

[Nesha]

she gives you the best massage

 

[Andrea E]

well it seems that someone from AC has been following all the negative posts about it and I noticed that they just posted a new front page for their web-site - trying to improve their image

http://www.seealphacare.com

the one good thing about AC is that they are open late - week-days till 4 a.m. and Friday and Saturday - 24 hours

 

[bluebacker35]

AC has new MPA ..any reviews.

 

[God eats babies]

If you were expecting a shithole would you still go?

 

[Vidkon]

I aggree sharon works well but your money is very well spent with Shannon....have a peek she is amazing!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Shannon is a very exp massage attendent who I'm sure would make things right for you. She is a slim & curvaceous woman with dirty blonde hair, brown eyes, tanned and she always take great pride in her appearance. Intelligent, warm and friendly are the 3 words that best describe her. She'svery open-minded and attentive to your relaxation needs, providing exceptional attention to detail to ensure your satisfaction. She has a great sense of humor and you will feel instantly at ease in her company. Maybe you can get that bad taste out of your mouth with Shannon.

 

[JessikuhTOXIC]

I was reading Now or Eye recently and in the adult help wanted section was a large ad for "The Adult Massage Academy".

http://www.adultmassageacademy.com/

Got there and to my surprise it is a whole bunch of BS about how great life is at Alphacare. I think that they are doing a much better job of recruiting than most others. People tend not to stay there long though judging by the turnover on the website.

I only ever went once and walked out without a massage given all the ridiculous rules about not being able to meet the ladies first, no pictures to see, no schedule. The room I was taken to was a dump too.

 

[armygirl]

I like the following statement which was taken from the ad (link above)

"We invest over $200,000 a year in advertising and promotion to ensure that Alpha Care has a steady stream of new clients to match the thousands of loyal & regular clients we already have. We use a wide span of advertising to reach the most clients possible."

 

[natural glow]

They need a steady stream of new ones. There can't be much repeat business.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Let me see here natnnik. You have a total of ten posts, in three different threads, all about Shannon at Alphacare.

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=107645
http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=107645+page=2
http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=108124

I am trying to think here. I believe that there is a phrase some people use here for this kind of activity. Let me see if I can think of that phrase....

Starts with an s I think.
Hope I am right.
I would like to buy a vowel please Pat.
Lol at how obvious this is.
Let's see, what the hell is that word?

Oh well, I will think of it eventually.

 

[itisabeccathing]

Well,

New to this site and unfortunatly do not have a whole lot of exp. with the jerk off business. Have been to 6 girls ! Of which 1 you have been to so you say.. and the girl I had been mentioning was by far the best experience I had. I was referred to this site to learn more about the mp's , and am not really into "Posting" This would explain why I have very few posts... did not relize this was a judgemental place. I see many, many, users recomending girl after girl after girl... dont ostricize me for my lack of experience... thats why I fukking came here!!!!!!!!