Alternative medicine?

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After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that wasenough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they
weren't strong enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctorand told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any morechildren.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy thatwould fix the problem but it was expensive.
A less costlyalternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in abeer can, then hold the can up to his Ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy intheworld, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."[/align]"Trust me, it will do thejob", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. Heheld the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," atwhich point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so hecould continue counting on his other hand...

This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex,Sunderland, Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales[/align][/align]L & L
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