Amber - Sweet Spa

[highballer906]

http://www.sweetspa.org/






http://calgary.en.craigslist.ca/ers/2095493204.html



Sweet Spa is a professional massage & body care studio established in 2007 .

We specialize in the care of the touch deprived gent ,

Treat yourself today, you deserve it !

We offer

* Standardized Prices *
* Caucasian Attendants *
* Timed Sessions *
* Professional & Caring Staff *

And so much more ...

Our rates are reasonable , each session inlcudes your full body rub or scrub , g.s.t , beverage, choice of attendant and there is NO NEED TO TIP .

Relaxation Massage
* 15 min - $ 70 *
* 30 min - $ 95 *
* 45 min - $ 126 *
* 60 min - $ 168 *

Body Care
* 30 min - $ 116 *
* 45 min - $ 147 *
* 60 min - $ 189 *

Please CALL 403 - 699 -9611 to book an appointment or walk in at your convenience .

You may also view our website at www.sweetspa.org for more information and pictures .

Thanks, hope to meet you soon .

* ps * All of the ladies that work with Sweet Spa are "independant" , drug free and choose to be here

Location: #211 - 1311 Center St NW
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests





So I'm trolling CL because that's what I do. I end up using $70 in my CL search as I felt a little Rockefeller today. I come up a winner. I was looking for a quick tug and Sweet Spa came up a winner. It was a short albeit uphill walk from the Drop-In Center.

I'm happy that there was a Chinook and it's fairly warm. Don't want to break into a sweat before I get there. I wouldn't want my showering time to cut into my 15 minutes of pleasure.

Sure enough it's breezy and I'm able to make it to the door without breaking a sweat. I open up the non-descript metal door in between the two concrete buildings. Another set of metal doors greet me like a chose-your-own-adventure book. Lucky for me and perhaps even luckier for you I know the way. I chose the right door and I'm up the stairs talking a left to another set of stairs before I get to the third door. I notice on the whiteboard that it's Amber and Carmella working today. Sweet. I would be less interested if I saw a Steve on the board. No worries. It's all female. And that is good.

The door opens and I'm greeted by a nice looking girl that I figure was Carmella. I thought this would be nice. I ended up getting Amber coming into the room later. No problems. Both would have been quite acceptable. Having both would have been quite acceptable if you know what I mean. But I don't roll with that kind of scratch. I'll leave that up to you high rollers. I mean who has $140 to spend.

Amber comes in and asks what session I want. I hand over some crumpled bills, some change, pocket lint, a bus transfer, 1/2 eaten mint and some Conklin tickets and come up with the required $70 for the ride.

She mentions to shower and get on the table. Yes. Yes. I will.

I'm on the table perusing the literature left on the bed. Some Playboy and other material. Great reading but I didn't come here for the Shakespeare. The only Shakespeare I want is if you are shaking my spear. That came later. About 13 minutes later.


I'm naked on the table. She comes in and with some small talk starts out a decent massage. She's wearing glasses and looks like her pics. She's friendly with some good teasing and I can't help get what you might call an erection. Not new to the feeling I just stay lying down and enjoy the sensation. Nothing like all 275lbs of your body weight crushing your rigid penis. When is she going to ask for me to flip?

She asks me to flip. I oblige. A little more massaging and then she mentions if I want to the complete. I politely tell her no. I was mistaken in the ad and was only here for the massage. I also mention that I should finish writing my sermon for tonights mass. Wait. No I didn't. That must have been someone else talking.

I respond with an enthusiastic "Yes Ma'am!!"

I have my eyes closed while relaxing during the massage. I hear the familiar snapping of medical gloves.

I think "ahh man. Really?"

What to do??

Must think fast.

I quickly go into fantasy mood. I am now in the office of my doctor. I have a condition. She has to quickly release the toxins out of my penis or I will die.

I didn't die.








I Am.

Living For Another Day.

SlimShady.

 

[daisyr]

Thanks Slim - loved the shaking my spear line.

 

[LaTeRaLuS]

Hey slim, if you wouldn't mind, could ya fill us in on what the other half of thier menu would include? If you know that is....... ahhhh, slim knows. I should say, if you are willing to share your insight?

 

[Agent: Yip]

Hi Slim,

I had a very similar experience. Definetly will not return. VFM - shit!

NBK

 

[MissBelle016]

I can speak to the half hour rates. It is a tip of .5 for NHJ, $ for CBJ and $.5 for FS (not all offer FS). The glove treatment definitely is not a turn-on. Sometimes it is possible to get away from the glove but YMMV. I know that the tip amounts go up on longer appointments (I think I was quoted .8 for NHJ on a 45 min).

 

[Happened2me]

I thought it was decent VFM.

Decent massage although shorter and a decent HJ.

The gloved thing isn't that much of a deal breaker.

Sometimes this is just what the doctor ordered.

Now if everyone offered a quick tug....

 

[rudesquad33]

Slim, you are the best writer by far on this board! Awesome read!

FLK

 

[Julie Hedden]

You want Sarah who is only there two days a week. A total knock-out for sure! No FS, but you won't care; very very beautiful!

 

[Your Favorite Stoner]

I would agree. She has been a favorite of mine for some time. I haven't sampled her CBJ since she found my sweet spot (and I found hers . I believe she is on 2 days (Thurs, Fri) and 2 nights (Tues, Wed) each week now.

 

[Sara W]

I entered through the side door between the buidings, found the 3 unlabelled door choices, chose correctly(?),and was met at the top of the stairs by Amber, a fairly good looking brunette by massage parlour standards. I said "yes please" to the massage and was led into the room. She asked for $95 as a door fee for a 1/2 hour massage! Surprised at the price I asked her what it included, she said a massage, I enquired if it included a happy ending, she said I was in the wrong place, that is illegal, and fetched me my coat! As I left, she offered I could stay for just the legitimate massage (seeing money float out the door was hard for her I guess) but I had already has enough of this silliness. Who knows maybe an awesome experience lurked behind one of the other 2 doors I could have chosen, instead of the twilight zone that is sweet spa.

 

[Wems]

The reason she made you leave is because if you were a cop and she had said yes, you would be able to take her downtown. It's a tough way to go, but they do include hj in their base price. From there, you need to pay for nude, cbj, etc. The CPS regularly go undercover to massage studios and do exactly that so don't be offended, she's just trying to protect herself.

 

[code man]

thanks, its all cool, but I think I will stick with independents, wish there were more like Mia

 

[Princess Zelda]

Rumour has it the price of the massage is going up but will include a nude release. For now just go by the prices that are listed. CL has their ads all the time.

So that means it's a 'full' body massage. You will leave 'complete'ly relaxed. In the end you will be happy. The rub will 'tug' you in the right way. I could go on but you get the picture.