Asking For A Donation

[ki-ki]

A driver is stuck in a trmpfic jam going into downtown Ottawa .

Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold-up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Michael Ignatieff, Stephen Harper, Jack
Layton , Dalton McGuinty, Jean Charest and Gilles Duceppe.

They are asking for a ten million dollar ransom....otherwise, they are
going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going
Reviewom car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About four litres!"

 

[sammy k]

For that I would donate 5,000 litres!

 

[daddyzlilangel.......x]

Don't forget the marshmallows!

Sounds like a lovely campfire, can we sing songs?

 

[viking]

How about S'mores????

 

[Woody]

Hey what about the beers so we can toast their lovely demise?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'd give at least 4 litres and a blow torch =) yeeehaaaaw lol

 

[Markus B]

Heck yeah s'mores and beer! How About banana boats as well?

Kumbaya...