Backhanded remarks by or to SPs

[Chelsea N]

Following off king21's "Compliments by SPs" threads, the opposite end of the spectrum is what types of backhanded remarks have you received from the ladies and ladies, please feel free to tell stories of backhanded comments received from clients.

This one girl I saw from an outcall looked around my place and said "You have a weird style" referring to my minimalist decor style. The same girl during an incall session said "I see that you have gained some weight since last time." She is kind of a you-get-what-you-see personality, so I just laughed it off.

Any similar stories?

 

[A-Hart !]

Haha. Fun thread idea.

Can I play too?

One that I've heard more than a few times: "You're really smart for an escort."

"I could pay for your boob job if you want." Note: I never suggested that I would ever want a boob job or that I don't think that my tits are perfect.

"I'm sure you could find a real job if you wanted too."

 

[Rachel]

LOL : , classic man talk.

 

[Clint]

That's a great idea Gen! I've edited the post to ask about non-complimentary comments going both ways. So gents and ladies, please share your stories!

 

[Yellowstonedogs]

While I was working at the parlour, I think a guy referred to me as pregnant. Now, I may have misheard him, but so not to make him feel like he just insulted me, I said "yeah it'll all be over in a few months".

Note: I am and have never been pregnant.

What's weird is that yes I'm bigger, but I didn't even have the belly I have now...I was at least 20lbs lighter.

 

[Emilia of Byzantium]

Early hobby days I once told a babe how many kids she had because of her lower stomach scar. Worst session ever, think I pissed her off

 

[dbraunofva]

During an out call the SP kept staring at my half grown beard told me it did not look good on me. I am paying you I said you should compliment me. You paying me to screw you not to kiss your ass she replied.

 

[Camellia A]

One of my first hobbying experiences was in Prague. The girl was really hot and I couldn't wait to get her into bed. After some foreplay, we positioned for doggie. Within 30 seconds of entry, I finished. She turned around and said "That's it?!" and then did a gun gesture shooting to the side of her head with sound effects of a gun going off and rolling her eyes. I was young and inexperienced so didn't care and had a big grin on my face at the fact that I got 30 seconds with her. Since then, I have managed to work on my stamina to stay longer...or so I think :?

 

[DANC3R]

I was with a lady that just didn't do it for me. I hate flat asses and that's what she had. She drops to her knees to give me a bbbj, looks at my limp noodle and asked if I suffered from Diabetes? I look down at her and ask" WHY would you ask me that, I am as healthy as a horse", she slaps the noodle and claims it's a symptom of the disease. My reply "just slip those lips around it and careful you don't get stretch marks around your mouth" LOL we both laughed and I have to admit, it was one hell of a BJ.

 

[tinaa]

"You could easily get a real job if you wanted to." (Yes, I could, but I'd be missing out on a lot of facials).
"Oh really? I thoughts girls like you always had connections to that kind of stuff." (After I told him that no, I didn't have a drug dealer I could call up and order from for him).
"You're no where as big as your pictures make you seem." (Uh, thanks).

 

[swimmer611]

Oh. And I called someone's cock pretty once. Not intended as an insult but it lend to him questioning if I was calling him gay ...whoops.

 

[spz1827]

LOL :

 

[Isabelle]

Hahaha. That was you? Fucking priceless.

And I too got the surprised look when replying that no, I don't know who to call to get coke delivered to my condo, I don't know the going price for coke, and no you can't do a line on my coffee table.

 

[e l i z a ?]

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Had a nice session with one of the top rated girls in Toronto who said several times " man that's good dick "
during the session so I'm feeling all studly until pillow talk time when she says " you know in twenty years when I;m ready to
settle down I want to find a guy like you " . She was being sweet but I suddenly felt my age (LOL) .

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[Alive&Well]

True dat , Fortunately I make a good naughty daddy to the younguns . Just don't see
many as I prefer 25 and over .

 

[Baran]

LOl, good one. Who was it?

 

[Bubblegum14]

You should have told him Domino's could get him a 2 L in 30 minutes or it's free.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I can relate except I get the opposite, try being a tall woman. Without heels I'm 5'9" so when I put heels on (and I always do) I'm easily over 6', which means that at least 50% of my clients will be shorter than me. It's not an issue for me but it certainly is for a lot of them. The first thing I hear when they walk in the door is "Wow! you're a lot taller/bigger (insert adjective of your choice) than you looked in your pictures.'
Depending on the guy I like to respond with something about how the length of their email made me think they'd be a lot taller too or something along those lines.

A couple others...

- When are you going to settle down and start raising a family? (didn't know I was living in the 50's thanks!)

-You seem nice, you could do something with your life. (Gosh thanks!)

Oh and direct quote from a someone "You'd be the type of girl I'd date, if you weren't a whore, I mean, ummm... what do you call yourself?... sorry." LOL!

 

[Kimberley G]

"OMG you have the perfect cock to make me squirt..."(positions herself in doggy)"...get over here and fuck me!". No foreplay, no slap and tickle...just fuck. I guess I had to oblige, and I did (edited) but not before I said "noooo, I don't think so..."

 

[Spaz]

Yeah, totally me. In my defense his cock wasn't quite handsome, but it was pretty: well proportioned, well-coloured, large enough to do damage but not large enough to do SERIOUS damage... It was a sculpture-type dick.


I get these too. Why do people assume we're on drugs, have messed up home lives, are doing this because we can't find anything else, or don't want to be whores? I like my job, and I woudn't trade it for anything else right now. I think I've been pretty vocal about that, especially if the client is finding me via message boards. Its not quite insulting but its funny that some people don't understand how much fun sex work can be...