Review Brandy @ Soul Relax - Horrible experience

[Filbrecht]

So far I never reviewed a spa experience the day it happened, I prefer to give it few days to sink in. Today was different, though.

The story:
I saw today's schedule at Soul Relax on their website and I checked Brandy, she looked great in those pics. I called earlier this morning to book a time slot w her, it was very easy to do it. I showed up fresh, showered and shaved, some 15 minutes before the appt. time. She was there and boy, does she look gorgeous! Early twenties, heavenly ass, toned body, very appealing face. Jackpot!....I thought in that moment, poor bastard me.... By far the best looking MPA I've ever interacted with. We go into the room, she tells me to get ready, then she comes back and she asks me to pay. I forward my donation and from now on, the story takes an ugly turn. She becomes very standoffish, she lowers the light in the room even though I told her I didn't like low, she sets music on her phone pretty loud. Whenever I make attempts to caress her she claims that I'm rough and that her breasts and nipples are very sensitive. She rushes the whole experience, no teasing whatsoever, she does a CBJ like the world is about to end in the next 3 minutes. By now, any chance of enjoying the experience was long gone. We move to CFS, 2 minutes missionary and then another 2 minutes doggy and now she starts asking me on a high tone why I haven't finish. At this point I mention that I've been with other MPAs at Soul Relax who were much friendlier and knew how to treat a customer and now she goes ballistic saying "don't tell me about those fucking losers" and other things like that!
She removes the condom and starts jackhammering a handjob saying that I have to finish like that. From now on, there is no communication whatsoever, when I'm done she brings a hot towel and she cleans me a little, then she takes everything from the credenza, including the box of tissues (!) and she vanishes, not even 20 minutes in the 30 minutes I paid for.
The bottom line is that she's got a serious attitude problem, bouts of anger and no self-control.

The score:
Face: 8/10
Body: 9/10
Attitude: 0/10
Experience: 0/10
Damage (in this case, total damage): $40 + $120
Repeat: Hell, no, not even if she were the very last woman on the face of the Earth!

P.S. No woman I was intimately involved with has ever accused me of being rough. All MPAs I've visited asked me to come back soon, told me the days they work and other places where they work, some gave me their cell numbers to contact them directly.
P.P.S. There are some other similar reviews of Brandy on the forums. I've had some good experiences at Soul Relax but I doubt I'll ever go back there.
P.P.P.S. We complain a lot about middle-aged Asians in this business and we all dream of hot and young MPAs but that comes with a price...

 

[Melting_Point23]

That's too bad. I had her on my radar. THanks for sharing.

 

[wittythinker]

asians have a higher percentage rate of pampering you. thats why i stick with them

 

[aa84aa]

Having seen Brandy multiple times in the past, your experience doesn't echo mine.

The upper 1/3 of your review sounds good, and mirrors what I've experienced. But the bottom 2/3 doesn't and is unusual, as others I've chatted with about the spa and it's sister spa GS, have had mostly positive and memorable experiences.

I wonder if you caught her on an off-day, as our favourite attendants do have them. Your tip, hygiene and punctuality (even time of day, as it isn't close to closing), aren't factors and would normally lend to a positive experience. Hope it doesn't point to Brandy declining in what she offers. The good news is the spa has ample choice.

 

[John1980]

Having seen Brandy multiple times in the past, your experience doesn't echo mine.

The upper 1/3 of your review sounds good, and mirrors what I've experienced. But the bottom 2/3 doesn't and is unusual, as others I've chatted with about the spa and it's sister spa GS, have had mostly positive and memorable experiences.

I wonder if you caught her on an off-day, as our favourite attendants do have them. Your tip, hygiene and punctuality (even time of day, as it isn't close to closing), aren't factors and would normally lend to a positive experience. Hope it doesn't point to Brandy declining in what she offers. The good news is the spa has ample choice.

I saw her before closing yesterday and she was in a jovial mood. A very different experience.

 

[Lonewolf321]

So far I never reviewed a spa experience the day it happened, I prefer to give it few days to sink in. Today was different, though.

The story:
I saw today's schedule at Soul Relax on their website and I checked Brandy, she looked great in those pics. I called earlier this morning to book a time slot w her, it was very easy to do it. I showed up fresh, showered and shaved, some 15 minutes before the appt. time. She was there and boy, does she look gorgeous! Early twenties, heavenly ass, toned body, very appealing face. Jackpot!....I thought in that moment, poor bastard me.... By far the best looking MPA I've ever interacted with. We go into the room, she tells me to get ready, then she comes back and she asks me to pay. I forward my donation and from now on, the story takes an ugly turn. She becomes very standoffish, she lowers the light in the room even though I told her I didn't like low, she sets music on her phone pretty loud. Whenever I make attempts to caress her she claims that I'm rough and that her breasts and nipples are very sensitive. She rushes the whole experience, no teasing whatsoever, she does a CBJ like the world is about to end in the next 3 minutes. By now, any chance of enjoying the experience was long gone. We move to CFS, 2 minutes missionary and then another 2 minutes doggy and now she starts asking me on a high tone why I haven't finish. At this point I mention that I've been with other MPAs at Soul Relax who were much friendlier and knew how to treat a customer and now she goes ballistic saying "don't tell me about those fucking losers" and other things like that!
She removes the condom and starts jackhammering a handjob saying that I have to finish like that. From now on, there is no communication whatsoever, when I'm done she brings a hot towel and she cleans me a little, then she takes everything from the credenza, including the box of tissues (!) and she vanishes, not even 20 minutes in the 30 minutes I paid for.
The bottom line is that she's got a serious attitude problem, bouts of anger and no self-control.

The score:
Face: 8/10
Body: 9/10
Attitude: 0/10
Experience: 0/10
Damage (in this case, total damage): $40 + $120
Repeat: Hell, no, not even if she were the very last woman on the face of the Earth!

P.S. No woman I was intimately involved with has ever accused me of being rough. All MPAs I've visited asked me to come back soon, told me the days they work and other places where they work, some gave me their cell numbers to contact them directly.
P.P.S. There are some other similar reviews of Brandy on the forums. I've had some good experiences at Soul Relax but I doubt I'll ever go back there.
P.P.P.S. We complain a lot about middle-aged Asians in this business and we all dream of hot and young MPAs but that comes with a price...

Thanks for the review. Had her in my TDL, not anymore.

 

[imthedude]

I had a CBJ from Brandy but everything else was great; she was very sensual and enthusiastic. This wasn't recently but I enjoyed and would happily repeat. Sorry to hear about your experience but the aggregate of reviews from here and from friends who hobby seems to be that she's a great provider. Hopefully that hasn't changed.

 

[Filbrecht]

Addressing some of the comments above:

First of all, thank you for contributing on this thread.

All people, MPAs included, have the right to develop instant like or dislike against other persons, with or without obvious motives. The thing is that when you are in a business that requires such a close contact with the customers, you let them know upfront that you don't want to service them. Getting their money and the next second turning into a bitch is not acceptable.

Browsing a little through the MP forums got me a couple of reviews of her similar to my experience:

Brandy @ Golden Sunshine

Looking for a spot to go today and was debating Sulexa, Yonge Street, Major Mac, Pine Valley as I was driving through all those areas today. Leona had texted me earlier, but did not answer so I did not head East of Younge and turned back west. I had checked the www.goldensunshinespa.com...

massageplanet.net

Review Dump West End

Been away a lot for work, west end is easiest for me to hobby in on my way home from work. Have been surprised at the level of service/talent out that way. Vicky, E-Spa wicked little body, slim, nice natural titties, probably a C cup. Older m, probably early 40s but looks early 30s. Tight...

massageplanet.net

It is true that she has some good reviews as well. It looks like she might be a hit and miss case, not uncommon in this industry. To me, though, she looked like a typical case of what I call the 'Harjot syndrome'. These women are quite bitter since they truly believe that, due to their endowments, they are entitled to be with the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo and Floyd Mayweather partying on some private island instead of sucking some poor sap's cock for $120.

Happy hobbying, all!

 

[Deleted member 89951]

Very interesting,I guess it was an off day for her. Brandy’s definitely my fav. I have such a good time with her consistently, it’s almost ruined hobbying because no one else compares with her imo, at least at her prices.

 

[tasteyou69]

Addressing some of the comments above:

First of all, thank you for contributing on this thread.

All people, MPAs included, have the right to develop instant like or dislike against other persons, with or without obvious motives. The thing is that when you are in a business that requires such a close contact with the customers, you let them know upfront that you don't want to service them. Getting their money and the next second turning into a bitch is not acceptable.

Browsing a little through the MP forums got me a couple of reviews of her similar to my experience:

Brandy @ Golden Sunshine

Looking for a spot to go today and was debating Sulexa, Yonge Street, Major Mac, Pine Valley as I was driving through all those areas today. Leona had texted me earlier, but did not answer so I did not head East of Younge and turned back west. I had checked the www.goldensunshinespa.com...

massageplanet.net

Review Dump West End

Been away a lot for work, west end is easiest for me to hobby in on my way home from work. Have been surprised at the level of service/talent out that way. Vicky, E-Spa wicked little body, slim, nice natural titties, probably a C cup. Older m, probably early 40s but looks early 30s. Tight...

massageplanet.net

It is true that she has some good reviews as well. It looks like she might be a hit and miss case, not uncommon in this industry. To me, though, she looked like a typical case of what I call the 'Harjot syndrome'. These women are quite bitter since they truly believe that, due to their endowments, they are entitled to be with the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo and Floyd Mayweather partying on some private island instead of sucking some poor sap's cock for $120.

Happy hobbying, all!

An excellent and fair analysis. While she has some very good reviews she is apparently quite capable of being a self- entitled sickening cunt also. If she does not take to you she will provide you with a terrible experience. HARD PASS !!

 

[Mantel]

Very interesting,I guess it was an off day for her. Brandy’s definitely my fav. I have such a good time with her consistently, it’s almost ruined hobbying because no one else compares with her imo, at least at her prices.

How many times would you say you have seen her or how often?

 

[Mantel]

I gotta say, Brandy has a nice body, facially she's easy on the eyes, but something is off for me. Not sure how to describe it, but it's just too "someting", can't pin it.

I have to share my experience so others are aware.
I'm in great shape, 6'1, dark hair, no tattoos, toned abs, body, I have excellent hygiene and take pride in that about myself.
I got there and she seemed very friendly and thought this will be good, but it was mediocre. She gave me a massage for about 20 mins of the 30.
Then she asked me to flip. Junior wasn't excited enough so she went straight to the condom, covered him up and started to go to work, just like the OP said, it's like the world was going to end and she was in a rush. Wanting me to finish me off fast.
Throughout the whole thing I felt like she was doing me a favor, it was some weird energy, I wasn't liking it and regretted it at that point.
So after a few minutes with the cbj, she got on top and once in, she turned a bit and got more into it and said I was too big. But seemed to be enjoying herself as I did my thing with her as well. We did that for a bit and somehow the whole thing fell apart. Her phone went off, she set a timer on her phone - with her Spanish music playing loud.
I said that's time I guess, she said yes, got off and asked if I wanted to shower, I said yes. She said she had to leave the room, she came back, I gave her $100 and left.
Self-entitled is accurate for her. I gave no attitude, have no bad hygiene and have had amazing experiences with girls that were notoriously tough to get anything out of one being Lia at Allure (saw her at Studio 9 years ago got amazing mileage), Julianna at seduction in 2017 (great mileage), numbers exchanged,no problems most of the time. I 100% won't be repeating with Brandy, this girl clearly has some guys coming in and paying her exorbitant amounts of money for just being in her presence.
She's too into herself in her own little world and doing anyone that comes into that room favors.

Easy pass for me
I wouldn't recommend her to my worst enemy.

 

[cjhobby]

I guess that’s why we call it ymmv. But my experience with her was amazing. Saw her within the last couple of weeks.

When she came into the room she was friendly, asked what I like and we chit chatted. And her face is stunning. Perfect English with that Latin accent. Very sexy. When she started to undress I thought I would explode in 5 seconds. Every inch of her body is perfection. And her ass is an 11/10.

I like a little tease so I lay down and let her start with a soft massage. Then I sat up and the fun began. She is very open minded, totally focussed on my pleasure. She is amazing kisser - among the best dfk I have ever had. She literally fucks your mouth with her tongue.

I am not a bj guy and usually can’t even come from bbbj. But her cbj was so good I had to push her away so I didn’t come too fast.

Started in doggy then flipped her to missionary with some more dfk. The entire time she seemed focussed on making sure I had a great time. I did not last long!!

She took a shower and I cleaned myself up. When she got out of the shower we talked while I was getting dressed. She is friendly and sweet.

$140 for the hh. Repeat? Absolutely and as soon as possible.

 

[Lonewolf321]

i m sorry if she refrains herself from giving certain service then it’s a ymmv this is just waste of money & time can’t have an entire session based on ymmv. That wasn’t the only bad review on her, she is a hard NO!!

 

[Mantel]

I guess that’s why we call it ymmv. But my experience with her was amazing. Saw her within the last couple of weeks.

When she came into the room she was friendly, asked what I like and we chit chatted. And her face is stunning. Perfect English with that Latin accent. Very sexy. When she started to undress I thought I would explode in 5 seconds. Every inch of her body is perfection. And her ass is an 11/10.

I like a little tease so I lay down and let her start with a soft massage. Then I sat up and the fun began. She is very open minded, totally focussed on my pleasure. She is amazing kisser - among the best dfk I have ever had. She literally fucks your mouth with her tongue.

I am not a bj guy and usually can’t even come from bbbj. But her cbj was so good I had to push her away so I didn’t come too fast.

Started in doggy then flipped her to missionary with some more dfk. The entire time she seemed focussed on making sure I had a great time. I did not last long!!

She took a shower and I cleaned myself up. When she got out of the shower we talked while I was getting dressed. She is friendly and sweet.

$140 for the hh. Repeat? Absolutely and as soon as possible.

Not gonna lie I'm surprised, her energy, vibe was off with me once she got in the room. It happens no doubt.
Great body on her, wish she shaved they bush down there.
But I won't waste time or money going there again until I read something really good about a particular girl that I might be interested in.
Forgot which girl, but I remember reading something about not being able to even touch her tits, which is nuts. Lol

 

[BS4ME]

Judging by the mixed reviews if she likes you, your one of the lucky ones and will have a good time. I guess I was one of the lucky ones. In all my years of hobbying it is very rare you find unicorns like her in this industry. God this woman is gorgeous head to toe. She's a head turner on the streets for sure.

5'6 Dominican dark smooth mocha colour skin. Dark black long hair. Her face is beautiful with an exotic look to her. That ass is just . Definitely repeat!

 

[LoinHeart Charley]

Here is Brandy: Brandy | Soul Relax Spa

There is no point in booking a dark skin woman when you can get a light skin woman for the same price, if anyone got a bad experience from Brandy then they deserved it.

Which light skin girl do you recommend?

 

[BS4ME]

Here is Brandy: Brandy | Soul Relax Spa

There is no point in booking a dark skin woman when you can get a light skin woman for the same price, if anyone got a bad experience from Brandy then they deserved it.

Dark skin.... Light skin. Who cares.

Pussy is pussy its all pink Inside to me.

 

[Master Baiter]

Dark skin.... Light skin. Who cares.

Pussy is pussy its all pink Inside to me.

Wet is wet

 

[Deleted member 101953]

Wet is wet

I thought your user name was Master Blaster..