I don’t go to massage parlors often. I’m a GFE person. I usually find a bar girl I like, and pretend to be young and in love for a couple of weeks. I recently spent 14 days at Hotel Europa in San Jose. My regular GF came to my room every afternoon, and we stayed together until late night, so I didn’t hang out in bars or go to massage parlors at first. After about a week, I was becoming bored and restless, so I started inviting old GFs to come to my room for morning sessions. With two days left on my vacation, I decided to check out some massage parlors in the mornings. Prior to this trip, the only MP I had visited in CR was Zona Blue. However, I wanted to check out some of the cheaper MPs I have read about on these forums.
I left Hotel Europa at about 10:15 AM, and walked one block north and one block east to Avenida 7 near Calle 1. The only marker on the door read ‘70E.’ I believe this place is called ‘The Dungeon’ and that name is appropriate. It was dark and grungy. I have been told you can get a bbbj from a pretty woman here for 5000 colones. On this morning, there was one woman sitting in the front room wearing a neglige. She was so fat and unattractive that I would not let her have a taste if she paid me 5000. I assumed the pretty girls were occupied. As my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I noticed 3 desperate-looking Tico men sitting in the corner waiting their turn. I was 4th in line, and decided to pass on this one.
I walked south on Calle 1, then headed west on Avenida 3 crossing Calle Central and Calle 2. By time I got to Calle 4, I was in a seamy neighborhood. I was looking for a bar called Taberna Masion which is supposed to have an adjoining MP. I found the place on Calle 6 and walked inside. It was small and dark, and there were 4 rough-looking Ticos drinking beer. I felt uncomfortable. I usually don’t worry much about walking alone in tough Latino neighborhoods, as I lived in San Francisco’s Latino Mission District for 16 years, but something just didn’t feel right. I recently read a travel book by Robert Pelton called “Come Back Alive,†and in it he says: “Trust your intuition. If you feel like you’re in trouble, you probably are.†I had that kind of feeling, and left immediately. I was ready to get out of this neighborhood and headed back to the east.
I looked at my monger map and saw I was close to 747, so I turned and walked down Calle 4. I saw no numbers or names on the buildings, but there was one house painted a gaudy pinkish-purple color with the gate propped open and I knew that had to be it. I walked inside and found 7 ladies lounging on 3 sofas. Six of them were gordas who did not appeal to me at all. The other one was a very young under-developed girl. I usually like flaca spinners, but they have to resemble a female. If you saw this person on the street you wouldn’t know what sex she was. I walked out and continued eastward.
I came to a steep hill and as I looked up the street, I saw the top of a large yellow building that I recognized as the Instituto (I believe it is Instituto Nacional de Viviendo y Urbanismo) which I knew was right across the street from Zona Blue. I paused to rest and smoke a cigarette before trudging up the hill. By the time I arrived at Zona Blue, I was huffing, puffing and sweating profusely. I walked inside and recognized Carol at the front desk with her pretty face and giant hooters, and I wanted be with her but knew she was not available (see photo).
Carol took me back to the lounge to meet the ladies. I had not been there in over 8 months and didn’t know most of the girls. I was looking for Debra, but she was not there. I recognized my old friend Paola and almost to picked her, but then I saw a pretty woman I didn’t know who turned out to be Tifilin (spelling?). I picked Tifilin who was 22 years old, about 5’4â€, pretty and eager to please. She cheerfully did anything I requested, and even asked me if I wanted a bj con condon or sin condon. I paid 17,000 colones with my VIP discount, and gave Tifilin an extra 5000 to pose for some photos. I promised her I would not post the nudes, but I did post a few shots of her with clothes on.
(I posted photos in the Massage Parlor Girl section with headers DonG1 through DonG8.)
Afterwards I ordered a cold beer and sat around drinking, smoking and joking with Paola, Tifilin, Natalie, and Lisa (see photos). Paola pretended to be jealous because I didn’t pick her, and I played along and promised to make it up by visiting her at 9 AM the next morning.
That night I stayed up late with my GF and wound up missing my appointment with Paola the next morning. I felt bad about not keeping my word, but I was exhausted and hung over and didn’t get up until 11 AM. I wanted to try at least one MP other than Zona Blue, so went out, flagged down a taxi driver and told him New Fantasy. The driver was unbelievably uninformed. He had never heard of New Fantasy, Hotel Don Carlos, Sportsman’s Lodge, Cafe Mundo, or el Instituto, and didn’t even know how to get to Calle 9 or Avenida 9. I had to point out directions the whole way. He should have just gotten in the back seat and let me drive the damn taxi.
Inside New Fantasy there were 4 young women available. None of them looked great to me, but I settled on a 23-year old named Nicole. I paid her 18,000 colones, and she began giving me a massage. When it came time for the bj, she put a condom on me. I realized I should have bargained for a bbbj before I paid her. This was not the best MP session I’ve ever had. I don’t want to trash Nicole, she was friendly and did what she had to do, and I was not at my best that day. At least I got a few nude photos without paying extra and posted them for you guys (I didn’t promise her I wouldn’t post them).
I’ll probably change my mind later, but right now I feel like it will be a very long time before I go back to New Fantasy or search for bargain basement MPs again. At Zona Blue, the price of 17,000 colones ($37) is really a pittance for an hour of good sex with a pretty and playful young woman. If I could find that kind of action in the USA, it would probably cost me hundreds of dollars.
I left Hotel Europa at about 10:15 AM, and walked one block north and one block east to Avenida 7 near Calle 1. The only marker on the door read ‘70E.’ I believe this place is called ‘The Dungeon’ and that name is appropriate. It was dark and grungy. I have been told you can get a bbbj from a pretty woman here for 5000 colones. On this morning, there was one woman sitting in the front room wearing a neglige. She was so fat and unattractive that I would not let her have a taste if she paid me 5000. I assumed the pretty girls were occupied. As my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I noticed 3 desperate-looking Tico men sitting in the corner waiting their turn. I was 4th in line, and decided to pass on this one.
I walked south on Calle 1, then headed west on Avenida 3 crossing Calle Central and Calle 2. By time I got to Calle 4, I was in a seamy neighborhood. I was looking for a bar called Taberna Masion which is supposed to have an adjoining MP. I found the place on Calle 6 and walked inside. It was small and dark, and there were 4 rough-looking Ticos drinking beer. I felt uncomfortable. I usually don’t worry much about walking alone in tough Latino neighborhoods, as I lived in San Francisco’s Latino Mission District for 16 years, but something just didn’t feel right. I recently read a travel book by Robert Pelton called “Come Back Alive,†and in it he says: “Trust your intuition. If you feel like you’re in trouble, you probably are.†I had that kind of feeling, and left immediately. I was ready to get out of this neighborhood and headed back to the east.
I looked at my monger map and saw I was close to 747, so I turned and walked down Calle 4. I saw no numbers or names on the buildings, but there was one house painted a gaudy pinkish-purple color with the gate propped open and I knew that had to be it. I walked inside and found 7 ladies lounging on 3 sofas. Six of them were gordas who did not appeal to me at all. The other one was a very young under-developed girl. I usually like flaca spinners, but they have to resemble a female. If you saw this person on the street you wouldn’t know what sex she was. I walked out and continued eastward.
I came to a steep hill and as I looked up the street, I saw the top of a large yellow building that I recognized as the Instituto (I believe it is Instituto Nacional de Viviendo y Urbanismo) which I knew was right across the street from Zona Blue. I paused to rest and smoke a cigarette before trudging up the hill. By the time I arrived at Zona Blue, I was huffing, puffing and sweating profusely. I walked inside and recognized Carol at the front desk with her pretty face and giant hooters, and I wanted be with her but knew she was not available (see photo).
Carol took me back to the lounge to meet the ladies. I had not been there in over 8 months and didn’t know most of the girls. I was looking for Debra, but she was not there. I recognized my old friend Paola and almost to picked her, but then I saw a pretty woman I didn’t know who turned out to be Tifilin (spelling?). I picked Tifilin who was 22 years old, about 5’4â€, pretty and eager to please. She cheerfully did anything I requested, and even asked me if I wanted a bj con condon or sin condon. I paid 17,000 colones with my VIP discount, and gave Tifilin an extra 5000 to pose for some photos. I promised her I would not post the nudes, but I did post a few shots of her with clothes on.
(I posted photos in the Massage Parlor Girl section with headers DonG1 through DonG8.)
Afterwards I ordered a cold beer and sat around drinking, smoking and joking with Paola, Tifilin, Natalie, and Lisa (see photos). Paola pretended to be jealous because I didn’t pick her, and I played along and promised to make it up by visiting her at 9 AM the next morning.
That night I stayed up late with my GF and wound up missing my appointment with Paola the next morning. I felt bad about not keeping my word, but I was exhausted and hung over and didn’t get up until 11 AM. I wanted to try at least one MP other than Zona Blue, so went out, flagged down a taxi driver and told him New Fantasy. The driver was unbelievably uninformed. He had never heard of New Fantasy, Hotel Don Carlos, Sportsman’s Lodge, Cafe Mundo, or el Instituto, and didn’t even know how to get to Calle 9 or Avenida 9. I had to point out directions the whole way. He should have just gotten in the back seat and let me drive the damn taxi.
Inside New Fantasy there were 4 young women available. None of them looked great to me, but I settled on a 23-year old named Nicole. I paid her 18,000 colones, and she began giving me a massage. When it came time for the bj, she put a condom on me. I realized I should have bargained for a bbbj before I paid her. This was not the best MP session I’ve ever had. I don’t want to trash Nicole, she was friendly and did what she had to do, and I was not at my best that day. At least I got a few nude photos without paying extra and posted them for you guys (I didn’t promise her I wouldn’t post them).
I’ll probably change my mind later, but right now I feel like it will be a very long time before I go back to New Fantasy or search for bargain basement MPs again. At Zona Blue, the price of 17,000 colones ($37) is really a pittance for an hour of good sex with a pretty and playful young woman. If I could find that kind of action in the USA, it would probably cost me hundreds of dollars.