Review Crystal @ Premier Perla Review

[CantAdd]

Saw Crystal Saturday at Perla. Looks like her pictures except her hair is curly rather than straight. She has some significant tattoos that are airbrushed out. I think she looks facially like Natasha Lyonne from American Pie. Either way, quite attractive.

Bubbly personality and lots of energy. She has breast implants but they are soft and nice shape and size.

Normally I express that I am familiar with tips and extras and that my limitations are their limitations. Mot necessary with Crystal. DFK led to her on her knees with BBBJ.

She likes to kiss, she likes to have her neck kissed. She does not like her nipples played with other than sucked on. I loved that she kept her heels on most of the session. She gives good sloppy head with BLS.

Here are my only criticisms. Her vocalization is a little thick and too porn star like for me and secondly her butt felt odd in my hands. Maybe she had butt implants. Dunno.

Either way, great session. Would repeat. Standard rates and tips apply

BBBJ, BLS, CFS, Russian, Pearls, DATY, DFK, Dirty Talk
Restrictions. No CIM
(There was NO massage lol)

 

[Cola]

To each his own i guess as for me Crystal is NMCOT in every aspect in what i find attractive.

 

[WhacksOnWhacksOff]

Saw Crystal Saturday at Perla. Looks like her pictures except her hair is curly rather than straight. She has some significant tattoos that are airbrushed out. I think she looks facially like Natasha Lyonne from American Pie. Either way, quite attractive.

Bubbly personality and lots of energy. She has breast implants but they are soft and nice shape and size.

Normally I express that I am familiar with tips and extras and that my limitations are their limitations. Mot necessary with Crystal. DFK led to her on her knees with BBBJ.

She likes to kiss, she likes to have her neck kissed. She does not like her nipples played with other than sucked on. I loved that she kept her heels on most of the session. She gives good sloppy head with BLS.

Here are my only criticisms. Her vocalization is a little thick and too porn star like for me and secondly her butt felt odd in my hands. Maybe she had butt implants. Dunno.

Either way, great session. Would repeat. Standard rates and tips apply

BBBJ, BLS, CFS, Russian, Pearls, DATY, DFK, Dirty Talk
Restrictions. No CIM
(There was NO massage lol)

was it DFK or more LFK? i didn't get a lot of tongue action with her when kissing

 

[Cola]

I think this is a fake posting.

 

[ralphie]

I think this is a fake posting.

why?

 

[CantAdd]

was it DFK or more LFK? i didn't get a lot of tongue action with her when kissing

I would say DFK; and she was initiating it more than I

 

[CantAdd]

why?

Read my other posts and decide. I’ve reviewed approximately 30 attendants from Premier. Yes, most are good, but there some mediocre and a couple horrible experiences in there too.
Then read the other posts of the user calling me out.

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

Seems like the perfect session but I just cannot see past the fact that she looks like Natasha Lyonne.

 

[Cola]

why?

Because not only did i find Crystal completely unattractive, but the OP's review is not consistent with past reviews of her and during my session its was obvious to me that she hasnt been trained to the Premier standard unless she's changed since her scathing review as a lush girl.

 

[ralphie]

Because not only did i find Crystal completely unattractive, but the OP's review is not consistent with past reviews of her and during my session its was obvious to me that she hasnt been trained to the Premier standard unless she's changed since her scathing review as a lush girl.

so you're saying there's a chance it is right.

 

[Cola]

so you're saying there's a chance it is right.

Sure, but i highly doubt it. Take one for the team and waste 150$ of your hard earned $

 

[snoopdoggie]

Because not only did i find Crystal completely unattractive, but the OP's review is not consistent with past reviews of her and during my session its was obvious to me that she hasnt been trained to the Premier standard unless she's changed since her scathing review as a lush girl.

This is coming from a guy who doesn't have a clue what pre-cum is and doesn't have the willingness to look it up. For that reason and other stupid previous posts from him, I have zero confidence that Cola is credible.

 

[Cola]

This is coming from a guy who doesn't have a clue what pre-cum is and doesn't have the willingness to look it up. For that reason and other stupid previous posts from him, I have zero confidence that Cola is credible.

You are such low IQ, useless and worthless piece of shit that you don't deserve a response.
I dont need to look it dumb fuck cuz i already know what im saying is right! You just making a bigger monkey ass fool of yourself.

 

[snoopdoggie]

You are such low IQ, useless and worthless piece of shit that you don't deserve a response.
I dont need to look it dumb fuck cuz i already know what im saying is right! You just making a bigger monkey ass fool of yourself.

You can continue to embarrass yourself as much as you want. None of your posts are true, and nobody believes anything you say. It's no skin off my back.

For someone who doesn't have a clue what pre-cum is, I bet you don't even have a cock of your own. Are you a transsexual?

 

[Cola]

You can continue to embarrass yourself as much as you want. None of your posts are true, and nobody believes anything you say. It's no skin off my back.

For someone who doesn't have a clue what pre-cum is, I bet you don't even have a cock of your own. Are you a transsexual?

Really? Based on the number of likes i received to your 0 likes i guess you're the one embarrassing yourself

 

[snoopdoggie]

Really? Based on the number of likes i received to your 0 likes i guess you're the one embarrassing yourself

Another baseless claim from a guy who doesn't have a cock.

I have 113 points to your 43.
My reaction score 6209 to your 143.

Not even close.

And you still have no idea what pre-cum is.

 

[Cola]

Another baseless claim from a guy who doesn't have a cock.

I have 113 points to your 43.
My reaction score 6209 to your 143.

Not even close.

And you still have no idea what pre-cum is.

I meant the ' likes' for this particular topic you fucking retard. Man you are one dumb mother fucker.

 

[snoopdoggie]

I meant the ' likes' for this particular topic you fucking retard. Man you are one dumb mother fucker.

Well I'm talking about overall.
You're nothing but a fuckin little twit. You don't even have a cock.
Go cry to your mother.
Maybe she can tell you about the birds and the bees.

 

[Grant Fress]

Crystal is a really nice girl who gives great service. I have seen her dozens of times. If you don't like her that's your business but she is definately attractive.

 

[Grant Fress]

To each his own i guess as for me Crystal is NMCOT in every aspect in what i find attractive.

Chances are that you are not her cup of tea either.