DATY and DFK turn off

[J-Charm]

turned off of even considering DFK and DATY after my favorite one

exuded a strong smell of cigarettes from her labia,....I assumed

that a recent customer was recently DATY and was a heavy

smoker and no shower between customers........low mileage

session ensued....

 

[No Lie]

So what brand?

 

[xaxorm]

And with the dangers of second-hand smoke, ...... LOL

 

[bob-chan]

she was smoking her fag with her other lips?

 

[heatherette]

He did a double-69 and must of forgot.

 

[zack]

Sounds like an Un-Lucky Strike !!!

 

[Linda S]

Must have been the Malboro Man!

 

[KACKbIP]

How do you know it wasn't chewing tabacco?


Ahem.....Nominee for Thread of the Year.

 

[inTOdeep]

filtered or unfiltered?

 

[K K]

stop being a player,s...

 

[mykwilwin]

*snaps finger* I've got it! The brand must've been camel...

...toe.



(Long time lurker. Sorry, couldn't resist.)

 

[Snakey B]

Who was it?

 

[coopchic]

I'm guessing that you were laughing hysterically as you typed that one in...it was killing you so much you gave up your lurker standing forever.

Now that the ice is broken we expect many more witty tidbits from you. Welcome to the other side.

 

[ben lam]

Whoa! You guys missed the clue - it was Monica Lewinsky! She always loved to do that thing with the cigar! I thought she was still working in the States; seems she is now in Toronto. What was the location?

 

[narsha84]

Don't dismiss it out of hand.

Way of getting a nicotine fix without smoking. Sort of like the patch.....

 

[royalcres]

Hey don't laugh I saw a stripper in Thailand smoking a cigar in her pussy.

 

[Skidoo]

what the hell is DFK again??

 

[enrodude]

Direct Free Kick

 

[Brendon]

No!! Dirty F**cking K**T

 

[Clare [:]

Why would anyone daty with any of these girls?