FIGHT CLUB: Put Your Beefs Here. Vent Away!!!

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

So here you go Rub Me Good, Old Fart and Others:

Tired of New Members asking questions without doing their homework. Most long term members don't give a shit. But...put your beef here. Anyone who agrees with you, can jump on your paddy wagon and add their two cents. (ONE CENT AFTER TAXES)

Tired of New Members asking questions about providers on threads that don't relate.....AKA highjacking threads. Come on down to Fight Club and vent here. Invite new members you are unhappy with. If they don't come, maybe others will and learn from your....wisdom. In this Fight Club....you can always talk about Fight club.

You think Old Fart is a Troll who has nothing positve to offer....put your supporting points here. If you know how...just copy and paste.

You think Rub Me Good is a Control Freak, who has a God complex, put it here. If you know how, just copy and paste.

If you think that it is total bullshit, that 9 out of 10 dentists recommend Sensodyn or other tooth care products. Who are they kidding?
If we all brushed our teeth, flossed and used mouthwash, all the time....the worlds' dentists would lose billions....maybe trillions of dollars.

You are sure Massage Maestro is a secret spy for the Wakanda government and is probably an Albino Black man.....call him out!!!


Hey! Shut up. I didn't give you permission to speak. This is a terrible idea. Fuck man! I go to sleep for a ten minute nap, and you pull this shit on me!!!!!????


Well....I am tired of being oppressed!!! Furthermore....why do you always make me go away during the preflip teases, and h.e. parts.? It's not fair!!!!!!

Ok. I am putting a stop to this now. But...I am too lazy to delete everything....so you guys are stuck with this stupid nonsensical thread!!

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Here is my first beef: with the Administration...or Owner of Massage Planet.

Could you put the 86 AMP ads at the bottom of the page, and not the top. 84 of them are in the G.T.A. The Wakanda government took away my private jet, for all my unsanctioned trips and massage visits....3,468 kilometers away from my office here in Edmonton.

The jokes on them: I managed to visit 33 of them, before they caught me!!

 

[id481]

Here is my first beef: with the Administration...or Owner of Massage Planet.

Could you put the 86 AMP ads at the bottom of the page, and not the top. 84 of them are in the G.T.A. The Wakanda government took away my private jet, for all my unsanctioned trips and massage visits....3,468 kilometers away from my office here in Edmonton.

The jokes on them: I managed to visit 33 of them, before they caught me!!

I love you my man for pointing that out. I fu**en hated the ads on top.

 

[TBone]

Here is my first beef: with the Administration...or Owner of Massage Planet.

Could you put the 86 AMP ads at the bottom of the page, and not the top. 84 of them are in the G.T.A. The Wakanda government took away my private jet, for all my unsanctioned trips and massage visits....3,468 kilometers away from my office here in Edmonton.

The jokes on them: I managed to visit 33 of them, before they caught me!!

I only ever use this site on my PC so I can use an adblocker and never see any of those ads, so annoying to browse here on a phone.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

I only ever use this site on my PC so I can use an adblocker and never see any of those ads, so annoying to browse here on a phone.

Maybe it's time to finally use my laptop....lol!! It just sits, brand new in the box. I have gotten so used to using my smartphone for everything....I am too dumb to want to start setting up everything on my laptop.

 

[Rubmegood]

Geez! Just wait... I seem to have misplaced my boxing gloves...

 

[bigbill]

Paddy wagon?

The phrase you're looking for is "bandwagon." I'm pointing this out because "paddy wagon" makes about as much sense as this thread. The solution to bickering is more bickering? Um, what?

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Paddy wagon?

The phrase you're looking for is "bandwagon." I'm pointing this out because "paddy wagon" makes about as much sense as this thread. The solution to bickering is more bickering? Um, what?

The point being:

Bickering will happen no matter what you say or do. Human nature is; most humans can't let things go. They can't let people have their quirks or imperfections. They figure; if they hound or insult them enough times, they will change their behavior.

The purpose of this thread:

To give give the participants a place to vent their frustrations here, instead of, on every fucking thread that's created. Is it futile? Absolutely. But, some will actually use it.

Others have that mental twitch, that says: "I can't take this. I am going to set him straight!"
And....they have to do it immediately.
They can't pause and think, before they want to correct them, or set them straight in their "truth". But...Truth is often subjective, pending on the frame of discovery.

Fight Club was underground, and illegal. If the Bobbies caught them, they would be rounded up, arrested, one by one, locked into the "Paddy Wagon". If the Administrators wanted to, they could toss certain individuals, or comments into a virtual "paddy wagon". But, you can't arrest free speech. Nothing on here is of Racist hatred, and thus, not illegal. But...it is the owners' right to toss people into that "paddy wagon", if he(they) wants to.


My analogy for "paddy wagon":

A prison of nonsensical debates, arguments and childish insults and antics.....that carries its participants in a never ending circle. You want to keep riding that "paddy wagon"? How about riding it here? I don't honestly give a shit either way. When the drawbacks of this site, outway the benefits, I just leave indefinitely.

I will try playing the Peacemaker. That, of course will fail with the usual suspects...but it will always succeed for a few. And, it only takes a few, to make any (Massage) Planet....a better one!!


And, that's your "DEEEP THOUGHTS WITH MASSAGE MAESTRO!!!"...for the day.

 

[Rubmegood]

I guess my problem is I can't resist giving a dumb answer to a dumb question.

"Annie has a 10% off special this week for her $80 massage!"

"So how much is Annie's massage??"

As a noob, myself, I got the same ignoring; "Do your homework"; "try her and give us a review", type of treatment until I earned some 'cred'.

I get tired of people who google "massage reviews Edmonton" and stumble upon the forum and, without doing any searching, ask the same dumb questions over and over. I doubt anyone is seriously into the hobby is going to be deterred by a little "hazing" from the more seasoned members- it just comes with the territory just like any other organization. (College, Hockey, Armed forces- you name it) It's kind of a way of weeding out the not-so-serious aficionados.

I started the "Important Message to Newcomers" thread to be helpful to newcomers and I don't see any harm in bumping it up or pointing it out to newcomers- something I had to learn 'by the seat of my pants' when I was a noob.

And as far as noobs who pop onto the forum and create an account to just cheer for a SP and then disappear (most likely the SP herself!), I calls 'em like I see's 'em!

 

[dicktracy3003]

Fuck you RMG you twat faggot

 

[Bullet]

For The calgary forum
My beef is the GLOWING review of a SP or AMP with dozen of Meh reviews , from a new member with his first post
It is really getting BAD. Does the SP or AMP think we are all stupid ??

 

[Randomrd]

Needless thread clutter. Stop making new threads for establishments. We don’t need 4 threads on the go for one place.

It’s basic forum etiquette but I guess if someone is <25 a forum may be something from the old days of the internet.

Keep it tidy please

 

[ObiWanPotato]

1 beef

1 vent.

other than that things are good

 

[OC64]

I only ever use this site on my PC so I can use an adblocker and never see any of those ads, so annoying to browse here on a phone.

I use the tapatalk app on my phone. Never see any ads

Sent from my SM-G781W using Tapatalk

 

[Wills_willie]

What's with the fucking floaty hearts!!!!!. Ahhhhhggg

 

[dicktracy3003]

Is this your first holiday here?? Wake the fuck up.

 

[Wills_willie]

Is this your first holiday here?? Wake the fuck up.

What a loser, Valentine's Day is NOT a holiday.

 

[Sun&SandMan]

What's with the fucking floaty hearts!!!!!. Ahhhhhggg

You can turn them off in your profile settings for good.

 

[Wills_willie]

You can turn them off in your profile settings for good.

Done

 

[Old Fart]

You can turn them off in your profile settings for good.

You are not supposed to help him in the thread you fuckin idiot (kidding). You are supposed to shit all over him for not liking the floaty hearts.
Get with the fuckin program. MM created this thread for you to bitch, not kiss ass ands help people.

I hope people realize that this whole post is in jest.