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This is my first review, so please excuse the rough edges. I thoroughly enjoy reading some of the reviews here and thought that I would contribute something back.
I’ve been fascinated with Nuru massage for a while and have been thinking about visiting this place for some time. It’s in the Hwy 10 & 148 St. area of Surrey.
On the phone, I was told that it was $.0 for a nuru massage (45 minutes), including a hand release. When I got there however, I asked if there were any ‘extras’ available and she (I think her name is Emmy) mentioned that BJ as well as FS were on the menu. She said it was $.4 for FS and I said that was fine. I was quite pleased to learn that FS was available as I don’t find HJ very satisfying (unless done with a lot of imagination). She looks like the girl in the ad in CL, although a bit older. I would put her in her late 30’s/early 40’s. She is quite short, not much over 5’.
Since this is my first nuru massage, I would really like to give her a good review. It should be easy to please someone who has not experienced this before, right? However I was disappointed with her nuru massage for a number of reasons. Here are the main points:
As much as I would like to…I cannot honesty give her high marks. I might be able to overlook her mediocre looks but I was expecting a higher level of service. The worst part is her attitude: it sucks. There ought to be a rule that you don’t take calls during a massage, unless a true emergency. Not to talk with other customers and when they can come over.
Overall, I would rate her 6/3/5 (LAS). I don’t think I’ll be going back. If I do, I’ll bring one of my Nuru massage videos to give her some ideas.
I’ve been fascinated with Nuru massage for a while and have been thinking about visiting this place for some time. It’s in the Hwy 10 & 148 St. area of Surrey.
On the phone, I was told that it was $.0 for a nuru massage (45 minutes), including a hand release. When I got there however, I asked if there were any ‘extras’ available and she (I think her name is Emmy) mentioned that BJ as well as FS were on the menu. She said it was $.4 for FS and I said that was fine. I was quite pleased to learn that FS was available as I don’t find HJ very satisfying (unless done with a lot of imagination). She looks like the girl in the ad in CL, although a bit older. I would put her in her late 30’s/early 40’s. She is quite short, not much over 5’.
Since this is my first nuru massage, I would really like to give her a good review. It should be easy to please someone who has not experienced this before, right? However I was disappointed with her nuru massage for a number of reasons. Here are the main points:
- Nuru here is in name only, very little body slide. There is a futon mattress on the floor, covered with some sheets. Starting face down, I was looking forward to the massage and FS. It was not a very good massage however as she gives it mostly from the side. She focuses on the back and for the last couple of minutes she does her body slide on my back. I was eagerly awaiting this part but it was way too short. This felt nice but she did not change positions or entice me in any way. She uses this hot oil/gel and her breasts are quite firm.
- She actually took calls during my massage. Emmy, have you heard of an answering service? I can’t believe she took the call. It was actually a pretty long call, at least 3-4 minutes. She is giving me a half-hearted massage with one hand and on the other she is on the phone explaining her services and giving directions. She told him he could come over in 30 minutes, which is my scheduled end time. WTF? This just about killed it for me.
- She hardly smiles and does not give a passionate massage, which is what I crave. There was not much in the way of kisses and hugs. The body slide part was perfunctory. It seems like she does not enjoy this very much.
- After the flip, she does the frontal body slide. This felt great but it was cut short after a couple of minutes, as she quickly reaches for the condom. She starts with CBJ and I suggest 69. This was followed by FS, which was okay but rather mechanical.
- After fucking missionary for a few minutes I blow my load. I can usually last longer, but didn't try to prolong it. I join her in the shower. She scrubs me down and rinses me off. After I dried myself off, I noticed that we still had 5 minutes left, so I lay down again. She gives me a nice mini-massage to finish up (sans oil). When there is one minute left, I noticed her glancing up at the clock. The massage is over. I get up to leave and the phone rings again. It’s probably the guy who called earlier. At this point I don’t really care. Onto the next customer…
As much as I would like to…I cannot honesty give her high marks. I might be able to overlook her mediocre looks but I was expecting a higher level of service. The worst part is her attitude: it sucks. There ought to be a rule that you don’t take calls during a massage, unless a true emergency. Not to talk with other customers and when they can come over.
Overall, I would rate her 6/3/5 (LAS). I don’t think I’ll be going back. If I do, I’ll bring one of my Nuru massage videos to give her some ideas.