1. You will get a better response from the New Orleans forums, not many of us have ventured to Port Allen. (Hell, I may be the only one here in DFW area who even knows that side of the Mississippi River.
2. Save your money and visit up here in the DFW area. (Or hell, just about anywhere but Port Allen.)
3. Been there over a year ago. I am sure, with some thought, I could say something nice, but I don't like straining my poor brain that hard. Gal I saw was probably about a 3 or 4 on the DFW AMP scale. Not a great TS (Table Shower), spent some time in the sauna, umm, what else can I say. Seems like a way overpriced L1, she did the walk on the back thing, but she was kind of chunky for that activity.
I did sneak over to the dimmer switch when she stepped out with my tip and raised the light level a bit though.