A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dimounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks "what were you doing?"
The mom replies "well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes i have to get on top of it and flatten it".
"you're wasting your time " says the boy.
"whys that?' asked the mom, puzzled.
"well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.