Dear all naked persons,
My self real name Shekhar Rawat, Indian Police. Now listen small children. Listen with ears wide open to these words falling from my mouth.
All you naked persons are tracked for arrestment. For doing bad dirty stuffs against Indian culture. I will now make new account (or use old account I made b4 for acting purposes so you will not know it is real police or not). Then I will get printed invitation for this one naked party by telling your leader that I will come with 2 hifi maals for party. Then I will arrive for party and wait for inauguration like ribbon cutting or panty cutting. After party is continuing for 32 minutes I will call my friends waiting outside in govt cars. Then I will make sound like this "Mere sabhi party waale nange mitron ... Haath upar aur chaddi neeche. Police ne chaaron taaf se gher liya hai aap bachke kahi nahi jaa sakte". Then my friends will enter from main door (because I will open door latch and invite them inside) and take your many naked pics on our personal mobiles (because govt does not give free Android phones) for evidence purposes. Then my friends will use naked persons mobile (because our personal mobiles no balance is there) to call mummy and papa (it is easy because always stored as mummy and papa only in contacts book). Like this all you naked persons, horror film will start in real life. Hahahahahahaha.
New puzzle for audience poll. I Shekhar Rawat Indian police or not? 1. Yes. 2. No.
One more last question. Any other persons from Indian police who has homework for reading this stuffs on internet and catch these bad persons doing too much dirty work against cultures. 1. Yes 2. No.
Hahahaha.