I've been doing the grueling task of research and data collection for no other reason but to provide quality data for you fuckers... I truly hated doing it but here we are
A review of a few of the MPAs I've seen in the past little while:
Top tier
Vanessa @ Seduction
conversation: 10/10
body: 10/10
services: 10/10
Vanessa is literally the perfect mpa dare I say the perfect woman. She has an amazing ass and perfect tits. Really knows how to move her body. She has a gorgeous face and overall exudes sex appeal! Her conversation is amazing and she makes you feel like she's legitimately interested (even if it's an act I don't care because she fooled me and I can smell bullshit from 100 miles out). Unfortunately, the day I went she was on her period so I didn't get to fuck but based on the bj I can guarantee she's an absolute rocket and I will definitely be circling back soon!
damage: door + 120 for cbj or 160 for cfs
Carina @ Bliss
conversation: 7/10
body: 7/10
services: 10/10
Carina is a strange one for me. I've been seeing her for a while (super occasionally) and the conversation is decent but nothing noteworthy. The real meat is how she handles your meat! She's sexy especially since she lost weight after breaking up with her pimp ex bf but could be better. But holy fuck that girl is an absolute vacuum with her throat game!!! I can not stress how fucking good she is at absolutely making a dick disappear. She'll insist up and down that she is dialing back her services every few months but if she likes you or you offer enough $$ or candy she'll ruin blowjobs from any other girl for the rest of your life.
damage: a couple g of nose candy or a few hundred bucks (if youre a regular but ym[will]v) for bbbj
Mid tier
Katrina @ Seduction
conversation: 6/10
body: 6/10
services: 6/10
Katrina was sort of forgettable tbh. Her body is okay if you like em a little thick. She's super foreign so the conversation was a bit of a struggle but I could tell that she had shit to say so I would assume that will get better with time. She also asked for cash before doing each service which made the session feel disjointed but again I chalk that up to being literally less than a week in to the scene in canada.
damage: door + 120 for cfs
Gemini @ Seduction
conversation: 3/10
body: 8/10
services: 7/10
Gemini is another weird one in my books. She's a bit of a mixed bag. Her conversation is basically non-existent but at least she doesn't try to push it on you either. The session is mostly her giving a massage in silence unless you ask something and then she disappears for a bit to "go to the washroom" or "get a bottle of water" but she's 10,000% just going to smash a quick line. Her body type might not be for everyone but I fuck with it. One thing I don't love is that she'll rub her massive oil-covered tits in your face (which maybe other guys like but I don't love it). She's incredible at riding but sometimes she'll get lazy and make you get on top. So like I said not sure if I would recommend her or not
damage: door + 120 for cfs
Ella @ Seduction
conversation: 8/10
body: 10/10
services: 8/10
Ella almost made it into top tier but she's still a bit immature and it shows in her conversation. Her opinions are a bit too set and somewhat judgmental and that's coming from me (a grumpy dude who hates on everyone and everything). She sucked extremely good dick and her body was actually incredible (better than her pictures actually) but also she was prego when I saw her so if she didn't get that scoop scoop ymmv.
damage: door + I think 80 for cbj but don't quote me because it was late at night and I just gave her whatever was in my wallet
Ruby @ Seduction
conversation: 5/10
body: 7.5/10
services: 8/10
God Ruby had so much potential to be one of my favorites but she really leans into the fake sex-worker act. Like I could tell that she'd probably be super interesting if she let herself nerd out a bit but she kept reeling it back in and trying to say "sexy" things. She completely skipped the massage part and went straight into the tease. Her bj and sex were pretty good but she again was doing the fake moaning and force dirty talk (not for me). As for her body; I fuck with the skinny e-girl look so I was there for it!!
damage: door + 120 for cfs
Zoe @ Seduction
conversation: 9/10
body: 7.5/10
services: 8.5/10
Zoe is chill. Really good conversation and a fun time. She's a fairly attractive little spinner and she will suck your dick off it's hinges. Sold recommendation if your looking to try a new mpa!
damage: door + 120 for bbbj
Avoid at all costs
Marcella @ Seduction
conversation: 0/10
body: 7/10
services: 3/10
Marcella (formerly Crystal and I wish I knew that beforehand) was literally the worst mpa I've ever seen. She's actually dumb as a rock and really wanted to have a conversation but I could barely contain my disappointment with the shit she was saying but I thought well hopefully her service is better... NOPE! It was like she had no idea what she was doing. She gave a half-ass blowjob got on top for 3-5 pumps and said: "it's too big honey. Let me finish you off with a blowjob" (nice ego boost if I believed it) and then I forced myself to finish to put myself out of my misery. She immediately asked if I needed an atm because she charges more than the other girls... The only redeeming quality is her body which is admittedly great but more suited for a free onlyfans rather than paying to be around her in person. TL;DR do not get tricked by her looks SHE. IS. NOT. WORTH. IT.
damage: door + 160 for cfs
Feel free top ask question (I know you fuckers will anyways) and I'll try to answer anything I didn't include here!
A review of a few of the MPAs I've seen in the past little while:
Top tier
Vanessa @ Seduction
conversation: 10/10
body: 10/10
services: 10/10
Vanessa is literally the perfect mpa dare I say the perfect woman. She has an amazing ass and perfect tits. Really knows how to move her body. She has a gorgeous face and overall exudes sex appeal! Her conversation is amazing and she makes you feel like she's legitimately interested (even if it's an act I don't care because she fooled me and I can smell bullshit from 100 miles out). Unfortunately, the day I went she was on her period so I didn't get to fuck but based on the bj I can guarantee she's an absolute rocket and I will definitely be circling back soon!
damage: door + 120 for cbj or 160 for cfs
Carina @ Bliss
conversation: 7/10
body: 7/10
services: 10/10
Carina is a strange one for me. I've been seeing her for a while (super occasionally) and the conversation is decent but nothing noteworthy. The real meat is how she handles your meat! She's sexy especially since she lost weight after breaking up with her pimp ex bf but could be better. But holy fuck that girl is an absolute vacuum with her throat game!!! I can not stress how fucking good she is at absolutely making a dick disappear. She'll insist up and down that she is dialing back her services every few months but if she likes you or you offer enough $$ or candy she'll ruin blowjobs from any other girl for the rest of your life.
damage: a couple g of nose candy or a few hundred bucks (if youre a regular but ym[will]v) for bbbj
Mid tier
Katrina @ Seduction
conversation: 6/10
body: 6/10
services: 6/10
Katrina was sort of forgettable tbh. Her body is okay if you like em a little thick. She's super foreign so the conversation was a bit of a struggle but I could tell that she had shit to say so I would assume that will get better with time. She also asked for cash before doing each service which made the session feel disjointed but again I chalk that up to being literally less than a week in to the scene in canada.
damage: door + 120 for cfs
Gemini @ Seduction
conversation: 3/10
body: 8/10
services: 7/10
Gemini is another weird one in my books. She's a bit of a mixed bag. Her conversation is basically non-existent but at least she doesn't try to push it on you either. The session is mostly her giving a massage in silence unless you ask something and then she disappears for a bit to "go to the washroom" or "get a bottle of water" but she's 10,000% just going to smash a quick line. Her body type might not be for everyone but I fuck with it. One thing I don't love is that she'll rub her massive oil-covered tits in your face (which maybe other guys like but I don't love it). She's incredible at riding but sometimes she'll get lazy and make you get on top. So like I said not sure if I would recommend her or not
damage: door + 120 for cfs
Ella @ Seduction
conversation: 8/10
body: 10/10
services: 8/10
Ella almost made it into top tier but she's still a bit immature and it shows in her conversation. Her opinions are a bit too set and somewhat judgmental and that's coming from me (a grumpy dude who hates on everyone and everything). She sucked extremely good dick and her body was actually incredible (better than her pictures actually) but also she was prego when I saw her so if she didn't get that scoop scoop ymmv.
damage: door + I think 80 for cbj but don't quote me because it was late at night and I just gave her whatever was in my wallet
Ruby @ Seduction
conversation: 5/10
body: 7.5/10
services: 8/10
God Ruby had so much potential to be one of my favorites but she really leans into the fake sex-worker act. Like I could tell that she'd probably be super interesting if she let herself nerd out a bit but she kept reeling it back in and trying to say "sexy" things. She completely skipped the massage part and went straight into the tease. Her bj and sex were pretty good but she again was doing the fake moaning and force dirty talk (not for me). As for her body; I fuck with the skinny e-girl look so I was there for it!!
damage: door + 120 for cfs
Zoe @ Seduction
conversation: 9/10
body: 7.5/10
services: 8.5/10
Zoe is chill. Really good conversation and a fun time. She's a fairly attractive little spinner and she will suck your dick off it's hinges. Sold recommendation if your looking to try a new mpa!
damage: door + 120 for bbbj
Avoid at all costs
Marcella @ Seduction
conversation: 0/10
body: 7/10
services: 3/10
Marcella (formerly Crystal and I wish I knew that beforehand) was literally the worst mpa I've ever seen. She's actually dumb as a rock and really wanted to have a conversation but I could barely contain my disappointment with the shit she was saying but I thought well hopefully her service is better... NOPE! It was like she had no idea what she was doing. She gave a half-ass blowjob got on top for 3-5 pumps and said: "it's too big honey. Let me finish you off with a blowjob" (nice ego boost if I believed it) and then I forced myself to finish to put myself out of my misery. She immediately asked if I needed an atm because she charges more than the other girls... The only redeeming quality is her body which is admittedly great but more suited for a free onlyfans rather than paying to be around her in person. TL;DR do not get tricked by her looks SHE. IS. NOT. WORTH. IT.
damage: door + 160 for cfs
Feel free top ask question (I know you fuckers will anyways) and I'll try to answer anything I didn't include here!
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