Guys are hard to please!

[~XAIVIER WILL BE 1 NOV.1~]

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS .
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

sooo hard to please!!!!! :bleh: :bleh:

 

[James Bond]

those probs do not exist with me

except that i do not smoke or drink hard drinks & do not want anyone else to do it too

so reservations are open for girl friends here

 

[italian_mami]

come on... Its not like this... :

 

[aimdeep]

OMG..... its so true!

 

[msd]

OK tell me this: how many bfs have you had that you draw such a generalization and paint us all with the same brush?

 

[AMY B]

What would be the difference if the "guys" were replaced with "girls"?Would be the same even worse