Ahh yes, I recall with fondness my first visit to a massage parlour back when I was 18. That was 24 years ago! She was a somewhat overweight French Canadian girl in her 30's named Michelle in a MP on Dalhousie Street in Ottawa, who made up for any lack of physical attractiveness with a very sensual and exciting rub that started me on this lifelong hobby. In those early years, before I was earning very much, I probably limited my experiences to 4 to 6 times a year. Nowadays, however, it probably averages out to about 2 or 3 visits per month. But if I added up all the money I've spent seeking female affection over these many years, I'm sure I would have had my mortgage paid off ages ago. Ahh, we silly weak-willed males...