It's been a tough month. Some of my favourite MPAs retired, and the others had schedules which didn't match mine. I was frustrated, and thought it's time to seek out some new favourites! With some extra budget allocated, and cash in hand, I headed out on my journey.
I hadn't been to SRM in a while, but always found that it's a safe place to go in blind so to speak. The pictures of Ariana looked very enticing as well, so I thought she'd be a good choice. I booked a 30 minute session and headed out.
She entered the room soon after my shower and asked me to hop on the table and wanted to know what session I wanted. At this point, the session took a downward spiral. I said a Body Slide would fit the bill nicely, and she immediately suggested that a shower massage would be a lot of fun. I said that for whatever reason, hot water and steam severely kills my libido, so I'd rather not. She tried to calm my fears, but I immediately smelled a sales pitch... and a poorly executed one at that. Rarely do I encounter upselling, and whenever I do, it's a bad sign. Sure if I've seen the girl 3 times and we click, then I'm open to other options, but when I've just met the girl... not cool.
At this point I noticed something else... Facially I didn't really find her as attractive as I did when she first walked in. Maybe that was just because my mood soured a bit, but I wasn't overly attracted to her. No matter I think, she looks like she's got a great body! Off came some clothes, and again, at this point I was met with mild disappointment. She's thin, but untoned, her boobs aren't quite as full as I'd have thought, and overall, there wasn't a lot of curviness to her figure. I've seen girls with B cups that still have an hourglass, but Ariana didn't seem to. I don't mean to say she's unattractive, just, not what I had in mind maybe. Dunno.
We actually had some decent conversation however and the massage went quite well. She applied a good amount of pressure and oil and really helped work the kinks out. There was a good amount of teasing thrown in and she did seem to have a playful personality that I liked. A little sliding was happening and I'm thinking, "gee this isn't turning out so bad afterall!"... again, as I'm thinking this, disappointment rears it's ugly head. some of the teasing turned cheesy and forced, and on the flip, she AGAIN suggested a shower massage. I said no, and she seemed disappointed. Ok, as an aside, I could see if I went for a basic and she was pushing me for bodyslide... but she's trying extra hard to get a measly $10 out of me! I tip better than that if the girl is good! There was one or two decent moves on the flip, but everything felt a little clumsy... maybe even a little mechanical. I eventually finished, showered up, hugged her... and she walked away with the money... most of the MPAs I know walk me to the door... small thing, but it bothered me a bit.
Bottom line is this, Ariana isn't the worst experience I've had at a spa... but far from the best. I feel like she's a few points lower than she should be in EVERY respect. If she could just correct a few little things here and there, she'd actually be a very good MPA. As it stands now though, I wouldn't repeat, and instead will soldier on to find a new ATF.
should I include numbers in these reviews? also, part 2 should be posted shortly
"Why is the rum gone",
Captain Sparrow
I hadn't been to SRM in a while, but always found that it's a safe place to go in blind so to speak. The pictures of Ariana looked very enticing as well, so I thought she'd be a good choice. I booked a 30 minute session and headed out.
She entered the room soon after my shower and asked me to hop on the table and wanted to know what session I wanted. At this point, the session took a downward spiral. I said a Body Slide would fit the bill nicely, and she immediately suggested that a shower massage would be a lot of fun. I said that for whatever reason, hot water and steam severely kills my libido, so I'd rather not. She tried to calm my fears, but I immediately smelled a sales pitch... and a poorly executed one at that. Rarely do I encounter upselling, and whenever I do, it's a bad sign. Sure if I've seen the girl 3 times and we click, then I'm open to other options, but when I've just met the girl... not cool.
At this point I noticed something else... Facially I didn't really find her as attractive as I did when she first walked in. Maybe that was just because my mood soured a bit, but I wasn't overly attracted to her. No matter I think, she looks like she's got a great body! Off came some clothes, and again, at this point I was met with mild disappointment. She's thin, but untoned, her boobs aren't quite as full as I'd have thought, and overall, there wasn't a lot of curviness to her figure. I've seen girls with B cups that still have an hourglass, but Ariana didn't seem to. I don't mean to say she's unattractive, just, not what I had in mind maybe. Dunno.
We actually had some decent conversation however and the massage went quite well. She applied a good amount of pressure and oil and really helped work the kinks out. There was a good amount of teasing thrown in and she did seem to have a playful personality that I liked. A little sliding was happening and I'm thinking, "gee this isn't turning out so bad afterall!"... again, as I'm thinking this, disappointment rears it's ugly head. some of the teasing turned cheesy and forced, and on the flip, she AGAIN suggested a shower massage. I said no, and she seemed disappointed. Ok, as an aside, I could see if I went for a basic and she was pushing me for bodyslide... but she's trying extra hard to get a measly $10 out of me! I tip better than that if the girl is good! There was one or two decent moves on the flip, but everything felt a little clumsy... maybe even a little mechanical. I eventually finished, showered up, hugged her... and she walked away with the money... most of the MPAs I know walk me to the door... small thing, but it bothered me a bit.
Bottom line is this, Ariana isn't the worst experience I've had at a spa... but far from the best. I feel like she's a few points lower than she should be in EVERY respect. If she could just correct a few little things here and there, she'd actually be a very good MPA. As it stands now though, I wouldn't repeat, and instead will soldier on to find a new ATF.
should I include numbers in these reviews? also, part 2 should be posted shortly
"Why is the rum gone",
Captain Sparrow