Inga @ Pickering Angels

[shari_louise84]

I admit. I had a psychological block against Inga since she appeared on the schedule. I know the management picks the names, and they don't run them past me first, but Inga was the name of the girl in my Grade 3 class who everybody picked on because she was ugly. I guess I've associated "butt fuggly" with that name for 30 years.

Then I saw her a few weeks ago while I was waiting for Carmen, and my eyes just about popped out of my f-ing head. I was like "Who dat!? Who dat!? Who dat!?! Who dat!?!" We've all been there.

Inga is about 5'5" (and no, I'm not going by what the site says, I actually made a point of standing beside her in flat feet), with spectacularly beautiful (looking and smelling) raven black hair. The site says her eyes are green (and maybe they are) but when I dreampt of her all night last night they were kind of a light grey. Could be coloured contacts. Who knows. Regardless, her eyes are definitely one of her best parts. She has possibly the prettiest smile I have ever seen on a woman in that spa. Ever. Several of my long-time favourites should feel their thrones being encroached on right about now. Because it was a fabulous massage.

Remember folks. I am the creator of LoB's #1 Rule of Massage. LoB's #1 Rule of Massage clearly states: "The first massage with a girl you've never seen before always sucks. No exceptions." That rule got shattered into microscopic pieces last night.

First she she did this really wild thing on my back that I've never experienced before. This is gonna sound painful but it wasn't really. I didn't get a good look at what she was doing, but I can tell you what it felt like. It felt like she was running one of those pizza cutters up and down my back. There were a couple of places where she hit a bad spot in my back and it hurt for a second, but overall it was sensational.

Then she worked on my feet for a while. Dear God. I wrote about Alliah's foot massage a few weeks ago - and it WAS great - but Inga knows feet. It's very clear to see she knows feet very well.

Then I massaged her for a while. I admit that usually I am afraid to do this. I am a slow release and I'd rather use those minutes for "post-flip" but last night I just couldn't resist the urge to run my fingers all over her body. She does "very much" have "a spot" but I won't tell you where it is. You'll have to find it yourself. It's a common female spot... and it's above the waist. You'll have to see her to find it. Despite a mild language barrier, she had no problems expressing to me when I found it, both with her voice and goosebumps the length of her beautiful legs.

After the flip, I have one thing to say and one thing only. There have been MANY girls I have had massages with who don't know how to properly handle a guy's manhood. Her grip from beginning to end was PERFECT. She took one look at mine and instantly knew it and knew where and how hard to grab it. She was never too rough and never too light. (And the latter happens more than the former lately.) That part of my body has never been treated so well. Yes, never. Yes, I said never. I'm getting stiff just thinking about the way she touched me.

She moved around during the post-flip, and the view was always changing. It goes without saying at this point that the view was spectacular from ANY angle.

Service-wise, she reminded me very much of Katrina. Very sweet, very detail oriented, and very sincerely "nice". If you are nice to her, she will reward you. That goes without saying for any MPA, but its one of the biggest reasons why the last letter of YMMV is V. Mileage can really vary based on how nice you are to the attendant. And I don't just mean money.

I have had a lot of good sessions with new (and not so new) faces at PA lately. But this one is head and shoulders above them all.

Oh and as a side note... I have no idea what her perfume is. She tried to tell me but I didn't understand. (In addition to the mild language barrier, she is very soft-spoken). Every inch of her has the most beautiful, intoxicating (but not overpowering) scent. Mmmmmmmmmmm. This one is a keeper boys. Please don't burn her out. She was seriously so good I pondered not writing a review.

 

[maxy]

Great review, might have to try her out. Not my regular type but might be worth a go.

Dirk

 

[Dens112]

Link, link already! Your good review makes me want to see a pic of her. Thanks.

 

[Nathaniel G]

http://www.pickeringangels.com/angel_inga1.htm