Interesting one liners.....

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If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.

Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!

How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?

The average housefly lives for one month.

When your enemy falls, don't rejoice -- but don't pick him up either.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.]

Can blind people see their dreams?

Necrophelia means never having to say... well, anything!

I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?

But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!

Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day.

Most nudists are people you do not want to see naked.

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

He lied like an eyewitness.

Tell me who you live with and I will tell you who you are.

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

He who knows nothing, doubts nothing

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?

Learn from your parents mistakes: use birth control.

If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Do you sleep on your stomach? -no?- Can I?

I have done horrifying things with salad tongs. It is really eaten into my social life.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

I have the answer in my head. I just havent found it yet.

What do you take me for, an idiot? - General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy

Can you fart and burp at the same time?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Drink wet cement - get stoned.

Is it true that cannibals wo not eat clowns because they taste funny?

Aren't all generalizations false?

Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.

Friendship is what binds the world together in peace, may we all become friends.

Being young is a fault that diminishes daily.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.

He broke my heart...so I broke his jaw.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Is bad a bad word?

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

A tree falls the way it leans.

If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on.

Can we ever really know when our philosophy assignment is due?

9 out of 10 voices in my head agree that Iam sane.

Why do you press harder on the buttons when the battery in the remote control is dead?

I feel like Iam diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.

if the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

IRS Weve got what it takes to take what youve got.

Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and Iam not feeling so great myself.

You are Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.

Does peanut butter really have butter in it?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Everybody lies, but it does not matter since nobody listens.

Whatever happens to you, it will have previously happened to everyone else, only more so.

Haste makes waste.

anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

On the other hand, you have different fingers

How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

One should go invited to a friend in good fortune, and uninvited in misfortune.

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with Guess on it...so I said Implants?

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have doubts.

Some people have a way with words, others not have way.

The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

If you bear a child, why do you have a cow?

Feather by feather the goose can be plucked.

To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

Snatch a kiss, or vice versa.

Love me, love my dog.

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.

Life - It is nothing like the Brochure!

If the shoe fits, beat someone senseless with it.

I would like to have more self-esteem, but I do not deserve it.

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at.

A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. - John Florio

Money is not everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Do not abuse marijuana... smoke it gently and carefully.

I can give you a definite perhaps. - Samuel Goldwyn

Federal Expresso: When you absolutely, positively have to stay up all night.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?

More grows in the garden than the gardener knows he has sown.

Corduroy pillows: They are making headlines!

Do not bother me, Iam living happily ever after.

Anger the French. Make tacos.

Elephants wear tu-tus so they can hide in pine trees. Did you ever see an elephant in a pine tree? No? Well then, you know it works.

If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?

Why are pennies bigger than dimes?

7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.

Arkansas State Motto: Do not Ask, Do not Tell, Do not Laugh

If there were a knowledge contest, would the female winner be called Miss Informed?

Carpe Jugulum: Go for the throat. (Terry Pratchett)

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.

Granola. Granola solves everything.

Mankind fears an evil man but heaven does not.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one own ignorance.

If inert is to be stationary, what is ert?

What do vegetarians feed their dogs?

Christopher Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the Pooh.

If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty? Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?

How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

He who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs

Realize that no matter what you do, the grocery store check-out line you are in will always take the longest.

o succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

If I could lie, I would be in marketing.

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

Guns dont kill people, postal workers do.

Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

And now for some feedback: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he is back!

e always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom we admire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Good things come to those who wait.

Go now, or forever hold your pee.


Why do they call it a RUNNING BACK when he is running forward?

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Stand on toilet: get high on pot.

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Necessity never made a good bargain.

A person who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.


A friend is someone who doesn't like the same people you do.


The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?

Can a person choke and die on a life savor?

Some people say Iam indifferent, but I do not care.

I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.

Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol.

If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Why are all farms red?

Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?

It is lonely at the top; but you do eat better.

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

No matter how hard you try, you ca not fall off the floor.

He that seeks trouble never misses.

Listen to the sound of the river and you will get a trout.

Worrying never did anyone any good

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctors cute, screw the fruit

Life is too complicated in the morning.

Fortune tellers are for the poor; psychics are for the rich

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies!

Bill & Hillary are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? The nation.

Theres too much blood in my alcohol system.

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?

Anger can be an expensive luxury.

What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?

Schizophrenia beats being alone


The palest ink is better than the best memory.

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber. - Benjamin Franklin

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

Only Users Lose Drugs...

Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cosy, does not try it on!

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow.

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth..

If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

The power to believe in yourself, is the power to change fate.

Let your heart guide your head in evil matters.

Do stairs go up or down?

When pigs fart, does it smell like bacon?

DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

What do people in China call their good plates?

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

Better give a penny then lend twenty.

Iam not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

AOL for Dummies is kind of redundant, do not you think?

Can someone give up lent for lent?

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Snorting sherbet will not produce the same effect as snorting coke despite the similarity in appearance.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

Some days It is not worth chewing through the straps.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.

You know that the outhouse is in the right place if it seems too close in summer and too far in winter

The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If At First You Do not Succeed . . . Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

If ignorance is bliss, I guess that would explain why Iam so miserable!

Doubt is the beginning not the end of wisdom.

Fungus is actually alive. Be afraid.

Where are Preparations A through G?

I?m not only weird. I?m gifted too.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings

A monkey never thinks her baby's ugly.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Why do they call it “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” when they know the answer is going to be everyone?


I love being married. It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Pleasure and joy are deceptive

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Even if you are paranoid.. maybe they really are after you.

The statement following is true. The statement prior is false.

Cover me. Im changing lanes

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Is not it scary that doctors call what they do practice?

Einstein said that talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself, however, is a sign of insanity.

Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything

If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?

I intend to live forever. So far so good.

Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician.

Love, pain, and money cannot be kept secret; they soon betray themselves

It is not that Iam antisocial, I just think everyone should be banished to Uzbekistan.

Life without a friend is death without a witness.

The BEST part of waking up? Hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep.

Work is for people who do not know how to fish.

I lost my mind! I think my kids took it.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you are built upside down.

Better no doctor at all than three.

Fortune is a woman; if you neglect her today do not expect to regain her tomorrow.

Do babies produce more spit than adults?

If at first you do not succeed, redefine success.

Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick'name?

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

He is not wise that is not wise for himself.

Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

He who comes with a story to you brings two away from you.

A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.

Patience is poultice for all wounds

If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius ?

I always win. Except win I lose, but then I just do not count it.

Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

You cannot unscramble eggs.

I did not fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Nature breaks through the eyes of the cat.

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

If something goes without saying, LET IT!

The devil came to me last night and asked what I wanted in exchange for my soul. I still can't believe I said pizza. Friggin' cravings.

Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

Good as drink is, it ends in thirst.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Cheerios are donut seeds (^.^)

We've arrived, and to prove it we're here.

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.

Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?

Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Fear all mighty powers of Flab Foo...For my name is...Quait Fautt!

A good pun is its own reword.

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal.

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots.

Talk of the devil and he is sure to appear.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.

He makes his home where the living is best.

Look out for #1, and do not step in #2, either.

Do sore thumbs really stick out?

A hedge between keeps friendship green.

What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?

Happiness is felt by making other people happy.

Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?

If your not living life on the edge, your wasting space.

Darkness reigns at the foot of the lighthouse.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth..

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Never try to lick a glacier.

It is amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired.

Although married people fax often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

I would not be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

As the best wine makes the sharpest vinegar, the truest lover may turn into the worst enemy.

Why are there dents in a golf ball?

Do not steal. The government hates competition.

Give me liberty or... OOOooo... A jelly donut !

Granola. Granola solves everything.

just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?

I ate a mans brain because he said I was stupider then him, and you know what, now I feel smarter. Is not that neat?

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Why isn’t the Q or the Z included on the phone.

Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

I am at one with my duality.

Bother!, said Pooh, as he uncovered a hive of Smurfs.

If you choose not to decide - you still have made a choice.

Nearly everything you read signed from God is just somebody putting their words in My mouth. - Go

Stars are not seen by sunshine.

If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits?

My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs

on a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

I got a fortune cookie once that said You like Chinese food.

Life is a bridge. Cross over it, but build no house on it.

Silence was never written down.

Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?

Passionate kiss like spiders web soon lead to undoing of fly.

If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?

I hate advice unless I'm giving it.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

If you ca not convince them, confuse them.

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Many a friend was lost through a joke, but none was ever gained so.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you are still an idiot.

Great fear come from martial art of Ignoriticness...For I am...Lao Zi!

It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger.

Some drink at the fountain of knowledge... Others just gargle.

I have friends who swear they dream in color; I say It is just a pigment of their imagination.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you do not want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you wo not have to work. - Ogden Nash

One joy scatters a hundred griefs.

Eagles may soar, but weasels are not sucked into jet engines.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.

Happiness is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it but only u can feel its warmth!
 
If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?

Iam not crazy cause I take the right pills everyday!

Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?

Acid: better living through chemistry

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Leave road kill for the next car.

A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again.

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Iam not normally a praying man, but if you are up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

There's nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things we don't know.

There is a thin, red line between eccentricity and insanity. That thin red line is a tiny pink dot to me.

When all else fails, admit Iam right and kiss my ass.

How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?

Is sign language the same in languages other than English?

Judge not the horse by his saddle.

White guy. Ca not dunk.

If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?

Wear a watch and you will always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you will never be sure.

There is not enough insanity to spread to my other half.

It is all coming back to me now, said the blind man as he peed into the wind.

An angry man is not fit to pray.

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Do cows have calf muscles?

Support bacteria, they are the only culture some people have.

I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?

My parents put us to sleep by tossing us in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

Does a postman deliver his own mail?

I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold and bitter.

Nothing is as burdensome as a secret.

If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Celebrate life with ketchup!

Every garden may have some weeds.

Better wear out shoes than sheets.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

You can lead a boy to college but you ca not make him think.

Do mimes watch silent movies?

Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it.

What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

You ca not scare me, I have children.

Do fish get cramps after eating?

Sometimes you laugh until you cry, and sometimes you cry until you laugh.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

What do you call the children of couch potatoes? Tator Tots

If you dont like the news, go out and make your own.

You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough.

How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?

Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.

Do not speak of secrets in a field that is full of little hills.

What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.

Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?

A table is not blessed if it has fed no scholars.

One of life's mysteries is how a 1kg box of candy can make a woman gain 2kg.

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

Black as hell, strong as death, sweet as love. (About coffee.).

There is no future in time travel.

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Isn't hot water already hot?

He that marries for money will earn it.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
 
Giv me 2-3 days.. will surely let u know how they r.. :P

Read a few.. good ones.. :)
 
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some do not have film.

Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wo not come to yours

Appetite comes with eating.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, And so am I!

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?

Can vampires donate blood?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Drilling for oil is boring.

I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

Why is there not a Channel 1 on TV?

If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

An Englishman will burn his bed to catch a flea.

remember my name you will be screaming it later!!

He who could foresee affairs three days in advance would be rich for thousands of years.

Dyslexic man sells soul to Santa... Film at 11.

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

Borrow money from a pessimist, they do not expect it back.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?

Can dogs have Dog days

Man cannot live by bread alone, unless he is locked in a cage and thats all you feed him.

Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

No people do so much harm as those who go about doing good.

Of all the people I know, you are one of them.

The average housefly lives for one month.

Why do people who only eat natural foods drink decaffeinated coffee?

Why does Bugs bunny walk around the cartoon naked, but puts a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?

If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

Only the wearer knows where the shoe pinches.

AOL for Dummies is kind of redundant, do not you think?

One sees great things from the valley, only small things from the peak.

No amount of sizzle will make a bad steak good.

When you live next to the cemetery you cannot weep for everyone.

Iam not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?

A man does not seek his luck, luck seeks its man.

Do not be irreplaceable; if you ca not be replaced, you ca not be promoted.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

Earth first...well mine the other planets later.

If it was not for my random motions, blurtings and actions, I would be as normal as you.

If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?

Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?

If you love something, turn it loose. If it does not come back, hunt it down and kill it.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

It is better to be on the ground wishing you were flying, than vice versa.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?

Hygiene is two thirds of health.

If you work on your mind with your mind, how can you avoid immense confusion?

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.

Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Iam not crazy; Iam just sanity challenged.

A synonym is a word you use if you ca not spell the other one.

Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Gravity never loses. The best you can hope for is a draw.

The smallest thing outlives the human being.

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

A wolf in sheeps clothing needs professional help.

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I do not know, and I could not care less...

It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep

Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

Can you make cheese out of human breast milk?

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Iam definitely, positively, maybe indecisive.

A tree falls the way it leans.

As the big hound is, so will the pup be.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought Where the hell is the ceiling?!

What's another word for synonym?

Eat well, drink in moderation, and sleep sound, in these three good health abound.

Look down if you would know how high you stand.

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.

Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.

If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care?

Due to financial constraints, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished.

Hypochondria is the only disease I have not got.

Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.

Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

What's the opposite of opposite?

There is no limit to the amount of good people could accomplish, if they do not care who gets the credit.

Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?

The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.

Crime does not pay, but the hours are good.

Reason is a metaphore of the flat earth.

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it?

Marriage is not a word, It is a sentence.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

No man limps because another is hurt.

This email is never sent unsolicited. It is only sent to you because you are lucky enough to know the sender.

The journey of a thousand pounds begins with a single burger.

Why are things typed up but written down?

Why do the numbers on the phone go one way, but the numbers on the calculator go the other way?

Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?

Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

I have discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
 
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Is it possible to do stand-up comedy sitting down?

He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.

Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.

Humans and whales are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Do judges and lawyers do jury duty?

If dinosaurs had sores.........what would they be called?

if you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade?

When the knives are in me, I am at peace.

If you smoke after sex, youre doing it too fast.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A slice of bread will always land peanut-butter side down. If, by chance, you put peanut-butter on

both sides of the slice, it will float forever.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Life's an Ocean, Sail It

Do not envy the one you admire most, instead, try to make yourself one that can be envied.

Now that food has replaced my sex life, I ca not even get into my own pants!

Condense soup, not books

There is a typo in this sentence, but it slides away when your eyes move toward it.

Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.

If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?

The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you

Rags to riches to rags.

Who knows most speaks least.

A dog is wiser than a woman; it does not bark at its master.

Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming.

Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!

Ethics only exists in the eyes of the beholder.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

No rest for the wicked.

Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia

combined.

I say no to drugs. They just don't listen.

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least It is the scenic route.

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on

any road?

Analysing humour is like analysing a frog: you can do it, but the frog tends to die in the process.

National Atheists Day April 1st.

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Love starts with a hug, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear!

I have been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand.

He that winna be ruled by the rudder maun be ruled by the rock.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

The day will come when the cow will have use for her tail.

What do you call the children of couch potatoes? Tator Tots

How many vegetables had to die to make your salad!?

If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

All work and no play is the average school day.

We now return you to abnormal programming.

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.

If we had a president that was a woman, would her husband be the first man?

Don’t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?

Sweet is the wine but sour is the payment.

What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?

If a table is propped up can it be propped down?

Failure is not an option. It is bundled with your software.

I do not find it hard to meet expenses. They are everywhere.

Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

Can angels eat devils food cake?

Why aren't there bulletproof pants?

Misery does not love company... Nowadays, it insists on it.

Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?

Marriage is a fine institution. but I do not think Iam ready to be put in an institution yet.

When I say Iam telekinetic somehow everything moves away.

Laws control the lesser man. Right conduct controls the greater one.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?

Rap is crap, rock is great, we all have come here bound by fate, high school sucked but we?re still

alive, we?re the class of 2005!

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

If someone asks you how you feel do not answer, they are just trying to get you to reveal your

weaknesses.

Double your drive space. Delete Windows!

I sometimes go to my own little world, but thats okay, they know me there.

Do not get married, find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It is a lot easier on you.

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

Iam on a thirty day diet. So far, I have lost 15 days.

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburettor.

Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.

A thief believes everybody steals.

Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Where would the world be without crazy people? ..Wait! Do not answer that.

A healthy, male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his weight in other peoples

patience.

Iam trying to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

The sea has an enormous thirst and an insatiable appetite.

Be nice to your kids, they are the ones who choose your nursing home.

Are there female leprechauns?

Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

Keep a thing for seven years and you'll find a use for it.

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal

Refuse Novocain... Transcend Dental Medication.

I was more nervous than a ceiling fan storeowner with a comb-over.

Test link. Click under penalty of explosion.

It is a little known fact that the Dark Ages were caused by unresolved Y1K issues.

Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Climb mountains to see lowlands.

I used to be indecisive. Now Iam not sure.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?

Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.

What is the speed of dark?

Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

If you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Above all else: Sky

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

I just let my mind wander, and it did not come back.

Why do birds have white poop?

Can you grow birds by planting birdseed?

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made

Experience is something you do not get until just after you need it.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console

him for what he is

Friendship is a furrow in the sand.

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?

Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

Just because you are smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

If at first you do not succeed, do not try skydiving.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices. -

Edward R. Murrow

Murphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

If your parents never had children, chances are you wo not either.

A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.

If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.

Friends are like fiddle strings, they must not be screwed too tight.

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star.

Absence makes the heart grow fungus.

The average chocolate bar has 8 insect's legs in it.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in a line take so long ?

Great fear come from martial art of Ignoriticness...For I am...Lao Zi!

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere,

please?

Reality is a crutch for people who cant handle drugs.

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?

Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?

climb mountains to see lowlands

Some days It is not worth chewing through the straps.

Iam busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.

Politics is a rotten egg; if broken, it stinks.

Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—the best part of him is underground.

Capital punishment is not for making examples, It is for making bad people dead.

I could not repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at.

Whats the height of conceit?? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

It is okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound.

Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his

car onto a freeway.

Photons have mass? I did not even know they were Catholic.

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Since the U.S. says United We Stand, does that offend legless people?

A weak mind is like a microscope. It magnifies trifling things, but cannot receive great ones.

Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?

How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?

If I could lie, I would be in marketing.

Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?

Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in most states.

Why don't ducks duck when you shoot at them?

Definition of a Dance: A navel engagement without the loss of semen.

Do ducks sneeze?

What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Anger the French. Make tacos.

My greatest fear in life is that no-one will remember me after Iam dead. - some dead guy

Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
 
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    🌺🌺 Weclome to wonder spa (9421Jane st unit127).😍on Saturday susan is Sweet and friendy girl... 🌺🌺 Weclome to wonder spa (9421Jane st unit127).😍on Saturday susan is Sweet and friendy girl good and deep tissue massage,very popular 🍷 nice Amy vatename girl service queen,long hair.very sensual Touch she know what do you want,,make you feel so wonderful,nerver forgot.must try.we open every...
  31. Newspring@:
    Nu spring spa @❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥sexy hot girls ❤️‍🔥Japanese 🌸Singapore 🌸Indian 🌸girls working at Markham ☎️416-669-8508🚗7-15 Karachi dr Markham ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
  32. Golden Sunshine Spa:
    ✨Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates and special services ! ✅ Today🌸Rebecca🌸Claire🌸Bree🌸Nina🌸Sara Call us ☎ 905 - 265 - 2158☎️ Your ultimate service awaits! ✨
  33. Soul Relax Spa:
    ✨ Looking for a relaxing escape? ✅ Meet🌸Valentina🌸Alisa🌸TinaCall us today for the best treatment and service experience. Click on our Username and FOLLOW US for updates ! Call now ☎ 289 - 298 - 5662☎️ Your ultimate relaxation awaits! ✨
  34. AmoreSpaEtobicoke:
    AMORE SPA 127 Westmore Drive, Unit 106C Etobicoke, ON M9V 3Y6 ☎ 437-688-2407 ☎ This is the only official schedule for AMORE SPA: Saturday at AMORE SPA: CHERRY & *New Korean girl MOLLY. CHERRY is a proven superstar, Slim Asian with a pretty face, all natural A or B Cups, long nipples, slim waist & small round bum. Her services are legendary.
  35. AliceSpa:
    SATURDAY at 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔, 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟵𝟴-𝟬𝟴𝟵𝟴. 4915 Steeles Ave. E, Scarborough 416-298-0898 4 Girls Today at Alice Spa: ELLA (12pm-8pm): is a small & curvy white young girl from Romania, super super busty EE Cups, blue eyes, blond hair, ok services, bbbJ cfs. Please call before booking her due to high demand. JULIA (12pm-9pm) from Philippines, young girl, busty, E cup, curvy short
  36. ASPA:
    SATURDAY at 𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀: Jenny, Rachel & Tracy. 🅰️𝐀 𝐒𝐏𝐀🅰️, 28 South Unionville Ave, Unit 5, Markham. 🅰️𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟳𝟮𝟵-𝟲𝟲𝟬𝟲 𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝟲𝟰𝟳-𝟴𝟯𝟵-𝟱𝟵𝟲𝟲🅰️ JENNY is a sexy Asian honey, about 165 Cms., slim to medium build, beautiful natural 36C’s, long sexy legs & big hips, good massage & excellent services. Jenny has sexy smooth skin and a very good personality.
  37. Moneylee:
    All season wellness center : New Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Doris ,Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Midi ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament Lala,Young beautiful face sexy body and good deep massage Maggie, Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Sherry ,🏠 address: #5-30 Rambler dr Brampton ,Ontario L6W 1E2☎️4376655510 🦵🦵👄👄🈵🈵👅👅
  38. ForeverWarden:
    Saturday at 🫦❤️🔴🟥♾️𝓕𝓞𝓡𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓡 𝓢𝓟𝓐♾️🟥🔴❤️🫦 2190 Warden Ave, Unit 201, Scarborough 𝟰𝟭𝟲-𝟴𝟬𝟬-𝟳𝟴𝟴𝟳: Cindy, New Girl Lina & Tray, Cindy is a slim beauty, 5’4”, natural C Cups & wonderfully long nipples. Her massage is nice, her bbbj will drive you wild & her cfs finish is a dream come true. Lina is young & slim with nice C Cups, trim waist, sexy bum and long hair.She is vary friendly uses her assets well.
  39. HolidaySpa:
    Saturday at 🌴😎🌅𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓢𝓹𝓪🌅😎🌴3517 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Scarborough ☎️𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟮𝟰𝟳-𝟭𝟭𝟵𝟵☎️AMY & NANA. AMY is an attractive young lady with larger breasts and a nice bottom. She has outstanding oral skills, and is very popular. Don’t miss out on her special skills Nana is a slim and very sexy Korean lady, very pretty and accommodating. Come and try, you will like. 🌴😎🌅HOLIDAY SPA🌅😎🌴
  40. SugarLoveSpa:
    Saturday at ❤️💙 💜⎝𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗔⎠💖💗💘: LUNA, SARA & TIFFANY. 1270 Finch Ave W (at Keele St), Unit 18. North York, ON ☎ 𝟰𝟯𝟳-𝟯𝟲𝟱-𝟮𝟲𝟴𝟴 ☎ LUNA is a slim, VERY PETITE and capable Vietnamese beauty nice natural 34C Cups. Luna can do everything. SARA is a beautiful Thai lady with C Cups, 160 Cms and 50 Kgs, with a full set of services to delight you. TIFFANY is an amazing slim petite
  41. #203MoMo&Beauty:
    MoonMoon spa/416 887 8801/8131Yonge st #203 Persian girl Jasmine in today
  42. Sparkling Spa:
    ⚡🌟SPARKLING SPA⚡🌟 ✅50 Lockridge Ave Unit 8✅ 👌Markham, ON L3R 8X4👌 ☎️ (905) 604-8186 Spa Land Line☎️ ☎️ (437) 446-6688 NEW Spa Cell Phone☎️ (West of Warden & 16th Ave) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅NEW MANAGEMENT💯NEW GIRLS🔥SUPERSTAR SERVICE QUEENS AVAILABLE AT SPARKLING SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS🔥💯😘🔥❤️👌 🔥SEXY NEW YOUNG GIRLS ALWAYS WORKING - Today’s Schedule is…🔥 Foxy -🔥Your new addiction at Sparkling Spa! A tall 5’7” sexy Korean girl with a wi
  43. Moneylee:
    Full season Wellness center: Young girl big boobs beautiful face deep massage Connie , Student big boobs buttocks Vicky ,Young girl big breasted beautiful buttocks charming temperament big boobs Anjoo , young girl pretty face nice figure Thai deep massage Linda ,Young girl Big breasted saucy naughty Ella,Enchanting sexy petite deep massage Mary. 🏠 2560 Shepard ave Mississauga unit 1 ☎️ 4379857899 👄👄🦵🦵🈵🈵👅👅
  44. Jenny’s Spa:
    🎉🍒JENNY’S SPA🎉🍒 ✅5170 DUNDAS STREET WEST✅ 👌ETOBICOKE ONTARIO M9A 1C4👌 ☎️( 647-893-5196)☎️Call or Text ☎️( 437-888-3759)☎️Call Only (ETOBICOKE) OPEN 10am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅GRAND OPENING💯NEW GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥EXCELLENT MASSAGE + SERVICE QUEENS NOW AVAILABLE AT JENNY’S SPA FOR ALL YOUR MASSAGE AND SPECIAL EXTRA NEEDS🔥💯😘🔥❤️👌 🔥TWO BEAUTIFUL NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS EVERYDAY🔥 💯REAL PICTURES OF ATTENDANTS💯 🔥TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: Apple😘 - Brand new girl from Taiwan ju
  45. Lulu_Villa_Spa:
    Barbie Very Young, very Petite Korea Student Elena Vietnamese Very young school girl has plump lips, flawless glory skin, D cup, dark hair, Gorgeous face Yuki Sweet Singaporean Girl Her menu is wide open ☎️647- 446-0886
  46. See You Health Center:
    Suki From Taiwan, sweet girl Sexy tight body amazing C cups with Those incredible nipples Sami Gorgeous Model Type CBC Vietnamese School Girl Judy is a gorgeous model type Vietnamese Girl ☎️416-988-2950
  47. Lulu1980:
    Phoenix blossom Spa ♨️♨️♨️table shower 👍👍👍👍👍body scrub🌹🌹🌹🌹5124 Dundas W Etobicoke ☎️416-817-3366 Nice girl Luna is joining. She can provide a very good massage with sensual touch. She knows how to take direction and please a man. Suki 😘can provide deep Thai massage. She takes directions very well. She has many assets and knows how to use them. Come see her today.Welcome to walk in or make an appointment at any time. Plenty of parking space at the back door
  48. New Oriental Health Centre:
    ❤️ Happy & Nayla are here today💄~📞Call 📲 Text: (647) 381-2688 💄Make Your Day Incredibly Delicious 🍑 Our girls provide lots of service options & are Extremely Open-Minded 🤗 We're Open 9am - 2am everyday! Drop in to Unit 26, 10 East Wilmot Street, Richmond Hill.
  49. bnwellness_wilson:
    We have 4 young beautiful girls are working today, young fun Yoyo 30’s open mind with 36 DD and young slime Sophia 30’s, sweet GFE Lina and pretty Ella are providing deep tissue and sensual massage, pls call 416-3985777 book appointment and walk in always welcome, back entrance and parking available, 350 Wilson Ave North York
  50. Annie Spa:
    🎉🍒ANNIE SPA🎉🍒 ✅7-1001 SANDHURST CIRCLE✅ 👌SCARBOROUGH ON M1V 1Z6👌 ☎️ (647) 891-9688☎️ ☎️ (416) 291-8879☎️ (FINCH & MCCOWAN) OPEN 9:30am to 9pm MONDAY to SUNDAY 🔥✅NEW MANAGEMENT💯NEW GIRLS🔥🔥 🔥GORGEOUS NEW YOUNG ASIAN GIRLS - TODAY’s ROSTER INCLUDES: 🔥 Mia😍 beautiful young Singapore girl. Mia has a very sexy body, and beautiful busty boobs and golden blonde hair. She can give a very good teasing and relaxing massage with a sensual great playful HAPPY service. So very sexy beauti
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