Kourtney & Taylor (The Dynamic Duo) - Carries VIP

[Pompal 09.]

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Intro
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Life can be hard for a newbie.

I mean c'mon, there's just so many questions you have floating around in your head when thinking about jumping into getting a massage for the first time that it can be pretty.. well.. daunting. So what do you do when you don't know the answer to anything? Such as..

"Cee.. bee.. jay.. well shit I know what a 'BJ' is, I think, but wtf is the 'C' for?!"
*Finds the answer* ".. Ohh.. well that make's sense." *reads on*

".. Wait'Spinner's body?'.. WTF.. is that like Spinster? Why would anyone like that?!"
*Finds answer* "Ohhhhh okay okay.." *Finds picture of Kourtney* "..Dayumn! Alright! Now sense is being had."

That's right! You Google that shit right quick!! And so in my search for answers to many things massage, I have been lucky enough to find this board (and since then have hit that damn search button so many times just to find out what I might be getting myself into haha).

So Obviously you'd want your first go to be with the best girl (or in this case, girls) out there. Pictures also help out immensely, and after looking around on this forum a bit in an effort to get things right, I was able to find posts on Taylor initally, which then led me to find more info on Kourtney. Here are some visual aids to help paint the picture.

Kourtney:
http://calgary.backpage.com/BodyRubs/petite-brunette-kourtney-at-your-service-24/3051978

Taylor:
http://calgary.backpage.com/BodyRubs/1-massage-sexy-blonde-25/3083432

Yeah.. I know. Take a second to ask yourself if the pictures are real, and then give yourself another second to read that, yes, they are indeed that damn pretty in person. Even moreso in person, but that's a compliment and not a diss by any means.

Now that I have had the pleasure of meeting them, I decided to write this up to help Kourtney and Taylor out a bit and let people know that you don't need to look any farther than these two

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Fun times
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SO! This past week after having to work the long weekend (blah), I decided to finally make the trip to see Kourtney and Taylor (on different days!). They're both of course at Carrie's VIP, in the NE just off Macleod. I guess it should be mentioned that there were not a lot of cars there when I went to see Kourtney in the evening, but obviously the lot had quite a few cars parked when seeing Taylor in the day - but even then it's no problem, there was no one outside or anything. When you get there you climb a nice narrow flight of stairs and are greeted shortly.

This is where I met Kourtney
She is very pretty, brunette as per her pics, and indeed not very tall as her ad suggests. This worked out for me though because I'm not really tall myself haha

She greeted me with an adorbz smile and showed me into the room. Very nice, very clean, very spa quality fo sho. It had a jacuzzi, shower, table and nice leather chair. I haven't been anywhere else, but this place pretty much has it right in my opinion. I think if you're a newbie and are worried about how things'll go, it actually helps that the environment is nice and should calm the nerves.

Kourtney was able to make my first time out pretty awesome and ease my jets since she has a very fun, easy-going personality and is very easy to talk to. She got the shower ready for me, let me know how things went down, and gave me some time to shower up and hop on the table. After a few mins she was back and as the lols and conversation went on, she started the massage, and it pretty much went great! Now, you'll want her to get more comfortable because once she does, you can be sure your time will already been well spent, and you'll definitely agree with my "Dayumn!" from when I first saw her picture. Seriously. Dayumn^2 (yes, dayumn squared). Now I don't really want to go into explicit details, but whatever you go with, you'll love it entirely. Kourtney will definitely take care of you. I was really lucky to find such a great girl first time around, and so all other newbs should know. Kourtney is straight up coolio She's like.. hmmm.. like the kind of girl you could see yourself hanging out with, having patio beers while watching the game. Pretty darn chill haha. I also found out that Kourtney and Taylor are friends, which I guess I should have figured out since they worked together, and was able to set up an appt with Taylor on a different day. If Taylor was half as cool as Kourtney then I'd have no worries, and I was right. In fact their degree of coolness is at an equal level. Quite frosty

There are quite a few posts on here for Taylor already haha, but she also gave me a warm welcome. She's taller than Kourtney, blonde, and has a killer smile She also has a sweet, easy-going, fun personality. Going into the massage, things pretty much happened the same way. During the massage I still felt a bit weird asking about how things went down, but even if I tell newbs not to worry it probably won't help haha. Just know that she's really nice and honestly she'll take care of you, so just be nice in return which will be easy because since she's very very easy to talk to. You'll want Taylor to get comfortable as well, during the massage even if you haven't flipped over. I won't say anymore on that, just check the other reviews lol. and You won't All in all, whatever you decide, again you'll be totally satisfied. Edit: I forgot to mention that Taylor is also "Dayumn!!"-quality which only increases as she gets more comfortable, as I thought that already went without saying, but just in case you needed clarity, here ya go

Neither Kourtney or Taylor made me feel rushed at all, are incredibly nice, and want you to have a good time. And really, a good time will definitely be had with whoever you go with.

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Conclusi.... (fuck did I just write an essay?)
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This is my contribution to the board since it helped me out quite a bit, but I think I won't need it to look things up any further..

I mean, I'm pretty much set on Kourtney and Taylor and really don't feel the need to look for anyone else. It's like if you had Batman and Robin giving you massages..

Uhhh.. Batgirl and Robyn..? ... .
Yeah that'll do. It's like if you had Batgirl and Robyn (both equally super in their heroine ability) giving you staight up super massages. Why would you go to anyone else? Unless of course you'z a Joker..

Anyways, hope this helped out a bit. Long winded but yeah, kinda got away from me there. GL HF Newbs, why so serious? You now know where to go, and I'll definitely be going back

Cheers!
- NewbieJ

 

[Pompal 09.]

You might be wondering why my post join date is today. I actually joined under a different name in April, but felt like creating a new name for this post. Cheers!