LazyBoy
Known Reviewer
Ok, I had to give this several days in order to get my thoughts in order. This was supposed to be my big return to the hobby, but it was wrong on so many levels. Let's start with my negatives:
- Still not fully healed from my pinched nerve but did take an advil prior to session.
- Was a bit rushed for personal reasons.
- Choked the chicken the day before because I was afraid of being too sensitive and coming too fast. Turns out, at my age and with my pain, this was a bad idea as Woody would not cooperate.
- Was maybe looking too forward to the session and so made it out to be much more in my head.
I called ahead first to book a nuru and was told Coco does a great nuru. Went in and was greeted by a nicely shaped Chinese lady with a mask. No big deal. I asked again for nuru and was led to a room set up for table shower. Facilities are neat and clean albeit somewhat small and I spent much of the session worrying about my clothes getting wet. The lady, I assumed was Coco, proceeded to give me a table shower. At first, I thought this was a prelude to nuru, but nope. No nuru happened. I couldn't lie on my front for long so had to turn over. She took this as a sign for the fun part. On goes the cover for CBJ. 3-4 quick pulls and she hops on for CG. I'm not even fully hard yet, but she managed to stuff me in. She was tight but I wasn't feeling much of anything. She hopped off and went for 69 for a while. No technique and very mechanical. I played with her two holes but declined to DATY. She hops on for CG again and this time, I'm mostly hard so it goes in better and I'm starting to get into the groove. After a few minutes, she wants to go into missionary but I opted for doggy. Things are looking up a bit here and I play with her backdoor. She says it feels good so I get most of my thumb in there. I asked if I can try there and she agrees. So, I pull out and try to get it in. Damn, she's tight and in the process of trying to get it in, I lose wood and then finish. Not the best of finishes and pretty much near my bottom of the list. But, as I alluded to in my preamble, I don't completely blame her. I do give her props for letting me try Greek, something that is rare in Chinese MPs.
So, would I try this place again? I might, and next time, be more clear about wanting nuru. Do I hope to get this girl again? Yes, because she wasn't completely bad. Just seemed a bit inexperienced and the potential for Greek intrigues me. I was a bit put off by the CBJ and the rush into CFS, but again, maybe if I make my intentions clearer, I can shower myself first and make sure I'm completely clean before the session. The masks did come off during the session, but I didn't try for kissing or anything. The lady had a pleasant enough face albeit a bit too much makeup for my taste. Nice perky boobs and decent enough Asian butt that was firm yet bouncy.
I think all in all, it was fairly typical of AMPs. I think I still prefer the Korean SPs more though and will definitely try that next time I'm able to hobby.
- Still not fully healed from my pinched nerve but did take an advil prior to session.
- Was a bit rushed for personal reasons.
- Choked the chicken the day before because I was afraid of being too sensitive and coming too fast. Turns out, at my age and with my pain, this was a bad idea as Woody would not cooperate.
- Was maybe looking too forward to the session and so made it out to be much more in my head.
I called ahead first to book a nuru and was told Coco does a great nuru. Went in and was greeted by a nicely shaped Chinese lady with a mask. No big deal. I asked again for nuru and was led to a room set up for table shower. Facilities are neat and clean albeit somewhat small and I spent much of the session worrying about my clothes getting wet. The lady, I assumed was Coco, proceeded to give me a table shower. At first, I thought this was a prelude to nuru, but nope. No nuru happened. I couldn't lie on my front for long so had to turn over. She took this as a sign for the fun part. On goes the cover for CBJ. 3-4 quick pulls and she hops on for CG. I'm not even fully hard yet, but she managed to stuff me in. She was tight but I wasn't feeling much of anything. She hopped off and went for 69 for a while. No technique and very mechanical. I played with her two holes but declined to DATY. She hops on for CG again and this time, I'm mostly hard so it goes in better and I'm starting to get into the groove. After a few minutes, she wants to go into missionary but I opted for doggy. Things are looking up a bit here and I play with her backdoor. She says it feels good so I get most of my thumb in there. I asked if I can try there and she agrees. So, I pull out and try to get it in. Damn, she's tight and in the process of trying to get it in, I lose wood and then finish. Not the best of finishes and pretty much near my bottom of the list. But, as I alluded to in my preamble, I don't completely blame her. I do give her props for letting me try Greek, something that is rare in Chinese MPs.
So, would I try this place again? I might, and next time, be more clear about wanting nuru. Do I hope to get this girl again? Yes, because she wasn't completely bad. Just seemed a bit inexperienced and the potential for Greek intrigues me. I was a bit put off by the CBJ and the rush into CFS, but again, maybe if I make my intentions clearer, I can shower myself first and make sure I'm completely clean before the session. The masks did come off during the session, but I didn't try for kissing or anything. The lady had a pleasant enough face albeit a bit too much makeup for my taste. Nice perky boobs and decent enough Asian butt that was firm yet bouncy.
I think all in all, it was fairly typical of AMPs. I think I still prefer the Korean SPs more though and will definitely try that next time I'm able to hobby.