missundertaker
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Recently went to Coliseum. Walked in, saw what looked like a cute blonde walking down the hall. The guy working the front counter is on the phone, but puts the person on hold just long enough to shove me in a TINY room and quickly say
"Take shower. Someone will be with you in a minute." Almost 10 minutes (and a COLD shower) later a woman walks in. She is not the girl I saw when I walked in (not that I was given a choice). Damn! Says her name is Lina. Russian, mid 40's probably. I wasn't too impressed. She wasn't ugly, but I'd say 4/10. Body maybe 5/10. Slim, so nothing really sagging.
Massage was about 2 minutes of spreading oil around my back. It was all downhill from there.
I won't get into specifics, other than to say it was all around terrible. Including the 10 minute wait and a quick shower after, I was in the place for roughly 20 minutes.
I suggest taking a pass on this place if Lina is working. I don't know if I'll ever try Coliseum again given the treatment at the door, the lack of hot water and the attitude that seemed to permeate from the place. If it wasn't somewhat convenient some days of the week, I doubt I ever would've tried the place.
Hope this helps someone!
"Take shower. Someone will be with you in a minute." Almost 10 minutes (and a COLD shower) later a woman walks in. She is not the girl I saw when I walked in (not that I was given a choice). Damn! Says her name is Lina. Russian, mid 40's probably. I wasn't too impressed. She wasn't ugly, but I'd say 4/10. Body maybe 5/10. Slim, so nothing really sagging.
Massage was about 2 minutes of spreading oil around my back. It was all downhill from there.
I won't get into specifics, other than to say it was all around terrible. Including the 10 minute wait and a quick shower after, I was in the place for roughly 20 minutes.
I suggest taking a pass on this place if Lina is working. I don't know if I'll ever try Coliseum again given the treatment at the door, the lack of hot water and the attitude that seemed to permeate from the place. If it wasn't somewhat convenient some days of the week, I doubt I ever would've tried the place.
Hope this helps someone!