Literary Massage Fetish

[Ms. J]

I would like to find and MPA who can discuss and recite Wordsworth and Coleridge while massaging my buttocks, testicles, and fiery meat rod. No sensitive modern free verse slop; metrical only - an MPA with a solid understanding of emjambment and caesura. Great tits would be an asset.

Many thanks,

Duckworth

 

[Pompal 09.]

"O! For a MUSE of fire that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention" ~ William Shakespeare

You could always try the managers of Muse for a recommendation. They seem like the literary types!

BTW I have a Master's degree in English but for the life of me can't remember what "enjambment" or "caesura" mean. Do they have anything to do with sex?

 

[The Ladies Man]

Thank you Whitemughal: I shall contact Emily henceforth. Perhaps she has some good pipe tobacco and a fine Scotch single malt, as well. I looked at their website and there are some ladies who could provide some luxurious emjambment, I am sure. As for caesura, that sounds like the urinary tract in old English; or a a complete pause in a sentence followed by a stressed syllable, in the masculine case.

 

[Serghey]

you Sir are my hero and I say this knowing the importance of being earnest