Melody

[Mad Maverick]

finally had the pleasure of tryin her out .. one of the best massage i've gotten in a long while. she got all the spots around the shoulder blades and the back it was sooo good. actually it was too good cuz the HJ at the end i really didnt even know what was going on and was feelin too good in my back i didnt really notice i was finished off with a HJ. and i dug deep with the digits too during the hj. but it was weird cuz after i took em out it was all greasy and felt like vasaline only drier. eeeeeeew

still may repeat.

on the way out caught the elevator and some other tenant was trying to lecture me about it being illegal etc. if hes so intent on lecturing me why doesnt he call the cops and have her shut down then?

 

[Intern Jessica]

You should have shook his hand with your greasy hand and said thanks for the advice!

 

[Anthony W]

What was illegal.... a massage???

 

[Aly B]

no greasy hands here ...

 

[Elii [ucansuckkit]]

I think buntoss was making a joke (and a rather funny one) about you mentioning the "vaseline like" substance meoldy's pussy contained... not trying to say you have greasy mitts.

chavez

 

[Pompal 09.]

that was gross. coated my fingers. it looked like that stuff they have at mcdonalds to fry the fries

 

[jordan g]

I hope it is more "KY Overloaded" than something created by her body. If latter, she probably got some infections.

 

[Layna <3]

It's called cottage cheese!

EWWWWWW!

 

[Pompal 09.]

SMG, was your visit in Van or Vic ?

How much $

 

[Lil T]

SMG never answered, so I'll ask again...

Which was she, the Melody near Joyce Skytrain, or the one in Victoria?

 

[Dragon]

I assumed that at first, but when I reread the post, I realised there was nothing solid on which to base that assumption, especially not knowing much about the Melody in Victoria.

 

[Latina Bonita]

Saw Melody over the past few weeks....and she was different.....I have in the best been a huge fan despite the fact that sometimes she can be somewhat irritable and very impatient....this time though....she was more than irritable....she exhibited mood swings that (I don't think) could not be attributed to that "time of month"......anger at things not even related to me continued to bubble to the surface.....while the massage was as ever techically perfect...and again.....as ever very satisfying....the entire experience was not terrific....so much so that I am not in a hurry to return...this is not a warning to others to say away.....I suppose its more an advisement to show her a little patience...perhaps be more sensitive to what I think is her fragile state...I can tell you that she carries a lot of baggage ....and while she is admirably resiliant .....almost inspirationally heroically so....past experiences in her life have taken their toll....and she deserves our consideration....hopefully next time I visit ....she will be less conflicted.

 

[Bob J]

ghostwalker,,you blah blah blah ,If you blah blah was truth is ok
for me....But you say massage was as ever techically....did you really want massage ''you talked to me you don't like massage'',
Everytime you Bring latex gloves for me to play your stink Ass....

You was a very abnormal attitude you looks painc everytime.....
than you alwasy blah blah other girls ,play you starfish was too
good!!! I was talked you ferst time , I havent traning to play starfish!! I only had a massage traning, I wasn't good for the stink starfish play sorry!!!
than you want me give you two time hand,I say your age will com
you say other girl was give you two hand makes you very good
feel , also she loves you , you say.....I said I perform massage I wasn't only done starfish hand for the hours......only the end help ........
Than you other personality ; was liked as show people what you'reand your job's , I aske why you liked show personwhat you're?? you reply becuase you're nice and friedly , last time you was show me about the I say ; Iwasn't interesting About china governor worker's , the're All courrupted!!!
If who was a Integrity, than powerful governor put the at the jail .
because the're parasite on the society, this was a chinanes hestory ............
I'am no't afraid here is canada , who was the chinanes goverment , don't use the powerful governor to threaten me.....
I think you should going ,mental hospital to chick out what was your brain works narmol...........
ghostwalker; final you walk to the door you was happy ,
than you talke about your children in universty , you say the're very very smart, I say I know that , you all talked me befor.......
than I say world was big , ther are lot of smart person!!
I was saw you face become a pale, wasn't happy to walked away !!
I was very wrong to say that, I should say yes you ghostwalker,
children's was number One , no one will be compare with your
ghostwalker children's , than you will very happy to walked awway.
I kwon earth was too Big, But I'am wrong ,I never thought people mean was a narrow and heart was toooo small....
I'am sorry what I say ,please to be wide forgive me !!!!
I thought you will forgive's me because you the everyone's servent you was very wide person......
also did you remamber , you talked me one person say about me
bad at the eforum.xxx , than you going to eforum.xxx say about me was good , I was talked you I wasn't care what people say about me !
please do'not going to Ther say about me was good!!!!!
Than you still going to said about me how good , Also you was use my compurter Writing eforum.xxx you feel be love me what ever......
I don't want you go eforum.xxx to said me. Bcause you're Abnormal was not truth said samething about me,
You wasn't Respact me Only by what you feel like........
Im melody my English wasn't Good sorry everone
Melody

 

[Girl you dont know]

I forget last time you was show me About the ,''chinanese
goverment governor business card Also you say you will going
Hong kong or china to meat this Bpowerful person HE was your
mate''
than I say i I wasn't interesting..........

You really need to mental hospital to help you to chick out.
Melody

 

[student]

That is so funny! What a great comeback!

I only had a massage traning, I wasn't good for the stink starfish play sorry!!!

I am going to laugh all the way home..... Sounds more like a married couple bickering.
Ghostwalker, maybe you 2 should kiss and make up.

LOL

 

[sasuke]

sorry for asking stupid question but what is starfish play????

 

[eee]

This is hilarious and has to be one of this year's best threads. Way to go Melody! You wrote a great reply.

 

[~Volcom~]

Foreplay for prostate massage.

 

[Nightnurse]

Melody - you made my day ---- that was too funny!

 

[Envy]

how much does she charge?