Most Overpriced and Worst Calgary Massage Providers List

[spankmepleez]

I found the more I read and the more I look the more I find terrible overpriced providers so I thought a list was a good idea. Add to it if you so choose. Some of these I have seen but others I have not and won't based on consistently poor reviews from active members with a track record of posts but I've compiled them in one thread.

1. Amy Kijiji NW Panorama
price: $99
Quality: awful. Never seen a good review. Ever.
extras: unsure

2. Sue Kijiji NW
price:$90 (was $70 when I went)
quality: worse than awful
extras: never asked never repeated

3. Ann Kijiji SW
price:$90
quality: better than above but not memorable.
extras: was offered but didn't partake

4. Lucy Kijiji Edgemont
price: $100
quality: shitty
extras: hj apparently but expensive. $180 for topless HJ and massage LOL

5. Cici LL SW but business must be slow for her because now she's at A Asian sometimes.
price: $80
quality: weak. Granny with no strength and wants your wallet
extras: yes. I laughed when she told me cost. Normally I'd say what I was willing to pay but in this case I didn't partake.

6. Dior NW
price: $95 LOL
quality: meh
extras: yes. total cost far too high now so I don't go and quality of service has dropped likely due to ego for being able to charge high prices to clueless people.

7. Lisa 0188 was on Kijiji
price: $95?
quality: massage was decent but the bitchy attitude can fuck off so I don't go. Went before the high prices though.
extras: once upon a time unsure about today.

8. I gotta add this one RUBY in Shawnessy
price: now $85
quality: shit shit and more shit, never shuts up asking "good?" "good?" "good?' tries to scam tips. I had to tell her to f off and to stop. She did. I never went back and that was years ago. Never read a good thing about her yet she's still going.
extras: no idea and didn't want.


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[Need an Asian]

I would add Lisa at Bodytree to this list.
Older than other girls at BT and will cut your time. Don’t let Angela trick you into seeing Lisa.

 

[Maximillian]

Kathy @ North Calgary Massage Works $90/hr for massage
I texted ahead requesting a medium/strong massage specifically and she said she could accommodate. Then she proceeds to feather me like I'm a dusty ornate armoire, asking me if this is okay... I'm like "le sigh". The mood killer was her using her phone literally every minute. Her only saving grace is that she realized that I was unhappy and about to leave so she switched out after a few minutes with another lady (her name was QinQin who was much better).

 

[spankmepleez]

I would add Lisa at Bodytree to this list.
Older than other girls at BT and will cut your time. Don’t let Angela trick you into seeing Lisa.

I've never seen Lisa but I haven't read much good about her. I haven't been to BT for a long time either since they've become mainstream as someone on the board has called it. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[spankmepleez]

Kathy @ North Calgary Massage Works $90/hr for massage
I texted ahead requesting a medium/strong massage specifically and she said she could accommodate. Then she proceeds to feather me like I'm a dusty ornate armoire, asking me if this is okay... I'm like "le sigh". The mood killer was her using her phone literally every minute. Her only saving grace is that she realized that I was unhappy and about to leave so she switched out after a few minutes with another lady (her name was QinQin who was much better).

I've been to this one several times over the years. Not lately though but I've never head of Kathy or Qin QIn but they're always chaning names there for the same women so it wouldn't surprise me if it's the same people as before. Grannies when I was there last and same old lack of service.

 

[Need an Asian]

Warning to the Newbies. Lisa is working at Bodytree on Monday and Thursdays. So avoid Bodytree then because lisa often pretends to be other girls.

And Lisa was also known as Mia at other spas

 

[403anon]

Lily in Nolan Hill NW (kijiji 3936) deserves a spot on this list for sure. She used to be on Centre St north and used to advertise daily on kijiji. Very weak massage and overpriced extra menu. $100/h cash only is a total joke.

 

[spankmepleez]

Lily in Nolan Hill NW (kijiji 3936) deserves a spot on this list for sure. She used to be on Centre St north and used to advertise daily on kijiji. Very weak massage and overpriced extra menu. $100/h cash only is a total joke.

ah yes. I remember her. She was one of the first to be charging $90 and you're right it's a total joke. But people are obviously paying it..or were anyway. I haven't seen her advertise for awhile though. I also note that this list and posts such as yours are all from Kijiji. Note to self, avoid Kijiji.

 

[kinger]

ah yes. I remember her. She was one of the first to be charging $90 and you're right it's a total joke. But people are obviously paying it..or were anyway. I haven't seen her advertise for awhile though. I also note that this list and posts such as yours are all from Kijiji. Note to self, avoid Kijiji.

I'm kinda in the same boat with avoiding Kijiji.... But where else do you look? Locanto seems full of escorts and m2m, which I'm not into either.

 

[Deleted member 47324]

Warning to the Newbies. Lisa is working at Bodytree on Monday and Thursdays. So avoid Bodytree then because lisa often pretends to be other girls.

And Lisa was also known as Mia at other spas

why do you hate lisa so much

 

[Albertaman]

why do you hate lisa so much

You raise good questions. We need objectivity on this board. Not the weepy guys who got rejected. However I will concur that there was a downshift in her services


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[Need an Asian]

I thought it was pretty clear in my previous posts. She shorts time on the massage and pretends to be Angela with New Clients

In the past I recommended some guys to visit Bodytree and they ended up having a shitty time because they seen Lisa instead of one of the other girls there. Lisa / Mia has been around for a long time and can offer a good massage but is money hungry and will over charge and cut your time to take another client.

 

[Deleted member 47324]

she after the money alright . you can play with her , give her more the more she plays. lisa mia work with lisa on edmonton trail you mia is alot more friendly then lisa on edmonton tr she turn ou to be a real bitch

 

[Deleted member 47324]

lisa at hl massage today what that place like any review there

 

[wildwildwest]

I found the more I read and the more I look the more I find terrible overpriced providers so I thought a list was a good idea. Add to it if you so choose. Some of these I have seen but others I have not and won't based on consistently poor reviews from active members with a track record of posts but I've compiled them in one thread.

1. Amy Kijiji NW Panorama
price: $99
Quality: awful. Never seen a good review. Ever.
extras: unsure

2. Sue Kijiji NW
price:$90 (was $70 when I went)
quality: worse than awful
extras: never asked never repeated

3. Ann Kijiji SW
price:$90
quality: better than above but not memorable.
extras: was offered but didn't partake

4. Lucy Kijiji Edgemont
price: $100
quality: shitty
extras: hj apparently but expensive. $180 for topless HJ and massage LOL

5. Cici LL SW but business must be slow for her because now she's at A Asian sometimes.
price: $80
quality: weak. Granny with no strength and wants your wallet
extras: yes. I laughed when she told me cost. Normally I'd say what I was willing to pay but in this case I didn't partake.

6. Dior NW
price: $95 LOL
quality: meh
extras: yes. total cost far too high now so I don't go and quality of service has dropped likely due to ego for being able to charge high prices to clueless people.

7. Lisa 0188 was on Kijiji
price: $95?
quality: massage was decent but the bitchy attitude can fuck off so I don't go. Went before the high prices though.
extras: once upon a time unsure about today.

8. I gotta add this one RUBY in Shawnessy
price: now $85
quality: shit shit and more shit, never shuts up asking "good?" "good?" "good?' tries to scam tips. I had to tell her to f off and to stop. She did. I never went back and that was years ago. Never read a good thing about her yet she's still going.
extras: no idea and didn't want.


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Very helpful list. Thanks pal.

 

[DumbGenerousKid]

I found the more I read and the more I look the more I find terrible overpriced providers so I thought a list was a good idea. Add to it if you so choose. Some of these I have seen but others I have not and won't based on consistently poor reviews from active members with a track record of posts but I've compiled them in one thread.

1. Amy Kijiji NW Panorama
price: $99
Quality: awful. Never seen a good review. Ever.
extras: unsure

2. Sue Kijiji NW
price:$90 (was $70 when I went)
quality: worse than awful
extras: never asked never repeated

3. Ann Kijiji SW
price:$90
quality: better than above but not memorable.
extras: was offered but didn't partake

4. Lucy Kijiji Edgemont
price: $100
quality: shitty
extras: hj apparently but expensive. $180 for topless HJ and massage LOL

5. Cici LL SW but business must be slow for her because now she's at A Asian sometimes.
price: $80
quality: weak. Granny with no strength and wants your wallet
extras: yes. I laughed when she told me cost. Normally I'd say what I was willing to pay but in this case I didn't partake.

6. Dior NW
price: $95 LOL
quality: meh
extras: yes. total cost far too high now so I don't go and quality of service has dropped likely due to ego for being able to charge high prices to clueless people.

7. Lisa 0188 was on Kijiji
price: $95?
quality: massage was decent but the bitchy attitude can fuck off so I don't go. Went before the high prices though.
extras: once upon a time unsure about today.

8. I gotta add this one RUBY in Shawnessy
price: now $85
quality: shit shit and more shit, never shuts up asking "good?" "good?" "good?' tries to scam tips. I had to tell her to f off and to stop. She did. I never went back and that was years ago. Never read a good thing about her yet she's still going.
extras: no idea and didn't want.


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Very helpful list! Thanks for this brother.

Would you be able to come up with a list of best providers as well?

 

[spankmepleez]

Very helpful list! Thanks for this brother.

Would you be able to come up with a list of best providers as well?

Why, yes. I should compile the ones I've given positive comments about here in to a list too. I don't contribute enough to the board so I should make sure I create another list for all of the non contributors here so I'm going to set aside a day this weekend to do so. Good idea.

 

[Rockk88]

Sadly, I have visited most of the ladies that are on your list and would total agree with you. Some others as well, but too many years ago to make it worth anyone’s while. Thank you for putting the list together as a caution to some. Spend you dollars wisely.

 

[spankmepleez]

Sadly, I have visited most of the ladies that are on your list and would total agree with you. Some others as well, but too many years ago to make it worth anyone’s while. Thank you for putting the list together as a caution to some. Spend you dollars wisely.

Thanks and you're welcome! yeah, it's a sad state of affairs. It really is hard to believe Lily is charging $100 (trying to anyway) for her massage. It's complete crap. I wouldn't pay that even if it was good.

The whole thing is out of control but if people are paying it then it won't change.

 

[Albertaman]

There are probably live fish lining up right now at these places. Headshake


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