My weird night at Blue Pearl

[guyster]

This happened one week ago Saturday but I have waited a week to post it so that I can hopefully be a bit objective.

When going to an MP I dislike having MPAs that act bored and are just going through the motions. So I usually select the attendant based first on attitude in the meet-and-greet, then on looks. Well last weekend this let me down.

I went to Blue Pearl relatively early in the night shift and most of the ladies were available. I selected Hailey from a large group based on her perkiness and the rather disinterested attitude of most of the others.

The managing attendant says take a shower Hailey will be right in. Well I do and she wasn’t. After what seemed like 15 minutes I was just about ready to get dressed and go back out front when she finally shows up. Seems she decided to leave BP and “go to the store” leaving me waiting. “Hope you don’t mind?”. No, not at all, I enjoy looking at a wall and doing nothing. I should have taken that as a warning but when she asked if I was a cop, then read off an interesting and unusually complete menu before the massage even started, I thought maybe I was wrong. I wasn’t.

I selected a body slide and instead off we go on a down hill slide. First, despite this being a body slide I can’t touch her with my hands, not even a hand placed on a hip or arm. Then she turns out to be an incessant chatmassageplanet.netox. She actually warned me about this and said to mention if it got to be too much but I have difficulty telling an MPA to shut up especially when I am trying for my mind to be otherwise occupied. So I suppose I’m partly to blame.

Next we go into this odd body slide were I can’t touch her, she’s bouncing all over the place, in a non erotic manner, and telling me never ending details of her life as a student, her Christmas shopping, what her family does at Christmas etc.. There’s no slide to her body slide just these odd humping movements as she’s jumping on and off of me and the table.

On one of these manoeuvres off of the table she suddenly dislocates her toe (don’t ask me how as I didn’t move?) and now she’s writhing in agony, moaning and unable to walk or talk clearly for a minute. After she recovers it gets even better.

I had told her earlier, in a general sort of way, of my employment in an engineering-related field (I think it relaxed her about the cop thing). Somehow, from this, she got it into her head that this made me an expert in biology and anatomy and was somewhat cross with me when I answered a question saying that I had no idea why her toe gets dislocated so often.

Next we go on to the finish at which time she wants to have a detailed conversation about her history or sociology (or whatever) class, and presents me with two options she is considering for a term paper. She then wants to have a discussion about the pros and cons of each topic. Which one would I choose and why? Then questioning me about my reasoning. Excuse me, but I’m trying to have an erotic experience here. MacKenzie King is just not there for me. Besides I left college behind me decades ago.

Well this was so distracting, weird and non-erotic that for the first time in my life I find I am completely turned off by a reasonably attractive, naked woman and am having trouble getting aroused. Finished quickly, cut my losses and left. And to top it all off her rate for a body slide was at the very high end of the normal price range in TO. She said she was one of the cheaper girls at BP in order to keep a regular clientele. Well I hope that was not the cheap rate.


Door fee: $50
Prices: very high end of the range in TO.
Looks: 7
Massage: 3
Erotic Quotient: 10 to the minus 5 (more engineering talk, that is a very small number)
Repeat: Never. Even though she was pretty, perky and friendly I’m afraid that she completely missed the concept here.

 

[Missfit_?.]

Thanks for the review and for TOFTT, too bad your night was ruined.

I remember a similar situation there years back ... all chat and no slide ... well to sum it up she didn't know what she was doing. I am always hesitant about picking someone who I have no info on at BP, but thanks to your review I am sure that many others will stay clear.

There are no pics of her on the website just a short description which could be outdated/old:

http://www.bluepearlspa.com/Chick_Info.aspx?DGID=5

Height/Weight: 5.9 - 120
Eyes: Brown
Age: 24
Nationality: Greek
Hair: Blonde

Here is the description of Flavia:

http://www.bluepearlspa.com/Chick_Info.aspx?DGID=69

Height/Weight: 5.4 / 120
Eyes: Green
Age: 24
Nationality: Mediterranean
Hair: Brown

Hopefully Why Not? can tell us which one it was who he saw, unless both are outdated?

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[jtease]

Hailey just changed her name to Flavia. Maybe she might consider doing a duo with Lisa another low mileage provider ?

 

[Floss]

Another case of luck lustre performance at BP.

This is the norm that last while. Wonder where they get there MPA's? BP has done a horrific job in selecting girls to work for them. There is only maybe 1 or 2 girls there that generate most of the $$$ there, and it's sad because they only work 2-3 days a week. The rest of them are young girls, who like to smoke, drink, play on the cell phones and party downstairs in the lounge. They think its a place to rip off clients and have a good time doing it as well. No wonder there is some much turnover, they cant compete with Heather, cause they just dont know how.

NOTE TO MANAGEMENT: PLEASE REPLACE THE HANDLES ON YOUR SHOWERS!!! PLEASE VACUME THE CARPETS ON THE SIDES OF THE WALLS, THERE IS A 2inch LAYER OF DUST AND GRIME BUILDING!!!

 

[Baps .]

Place is an absolute shit hole. I won't be surprised if this dump isn't shut down soon.

 

[Troy]

BP is such a mystery.... some people confidently list BP as one of the top spas in the gta along with SRM, platinum, etc. Yet many others like gixxer750 claim it to be a dump... I've yet to go. It seems like everytime I set my mind on going, I see a bad comment about the place. I think I should just go and get it over with.

 

[tay]

Just to clear things up...That is not true. Hailey has not done anything of the sort; Hailey is still going by Hailey. I am and have been the only Flavia at BP ever.
Regards
Flavia

 

[Instamatikk]

The woman I saw was definitely on the taller side. I believe that I saw Hailey.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Did the thoughts of MacKenzie King help you finish so quickly?

 

[2536856]

There is no Hailey now?

 

[Parviz E]

Thanks Why Not?

Thank you as well Flavia

Glad we had that cleared up, even if it did cause one member to get banned.



Did you call them because she is still on schedule and her profile is still active ... of course in the BP website world that means very little.



People have been saying that for years, along with AC, but the place is still around and the ladies and their customers still keep it going.


For myself, I have had my share of good times and bad times ... remember its not the MP its the ladies ... I am sure they read the board and have a laugh over this, what they decide to do is up to them, I doubt that we will be able to change their minds.

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