New Political Viruses and Protection

[julie(:]

The following is the list of some new viruses going round in India. Better beware of them.

L.K. Advani Virus:

This virus pops up every now and then, and the only way you can continue working is by typing Jai Shri Ram 108 times.

Jayalalitha Virus:

This actually is a family of viruses. Each member of this virus family grab as much of hard disk space as possible,while the main virus is totally unaware of it. When everything stops working,this virus blames the user for the whole chaos.

Laloo Yadav virus:

A dangerous virus, gulps all the resources as well as it corrupts the data. If you try to use scanner, During hibernation,it will rename its signature with another deadly virus of the same family. This virus takes help from other viruses to avoid scanning.

Mulayam Virus:

Whatever way, it will try to grab resources of the system, it's only task is to abort BJP processes. this virus hangs the system by sending conflicting signals to different hardware units.

Sonia Gandhi Virus:

Once a part of most deadly virus family of the world. No scanner can detect now, how much damage it can cause to the system, but people use Bofors scanner for temporary protection.

Kanshi-Maya Virus:

It's also called the Dalit virus, it destabilizes the co-ordination amongst different resources, It controls & steps the low priority resources from functioning. Lot of scanners available now to kill it.

Mamta -Virus:

Toofan mail!!!!!!! Vs Frontier mail (opposition) - She is now up in arms for whom the bell tolls...

 

[drainfixer]

:hilarious: roflmao! too good

 

[Nicolla Pailov]

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[Agalloch]

hahahaha :lmao:

Some one include "Safin virus" also :lmao: