Nick Jonas <3
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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the
hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she Reviewowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on
h is privates?"
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to
play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And,
lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she Reviewowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on
h is privates?"
Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to
play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And,
lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home
and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."