Play del Carmen TRip REport: May 2006

[Favre Fan]

To Escierto Hey Man I Also never did a Mexicana up the Butt too. It seems like that kind of Action is easier to Be found in South and Central america for sure... To Other Guys who are trying to find XXX Action in these cities in The Yucatan/Quintana Roo... Always pick up the local Papers For this info. sometimes you even read about Prostitution Busts too in these papers and that gives you info On THE XXXScene in these cities. Like Yesterday in Centro Merida I Bought about 7 Papers. I read them all on my way to The Costal Village of Celestun. Two Hours West By Merida on a Bus Of Course... Guys today I am posting a lot cause my trip here ends in a few days. I was going to visit even some local ruins By Merida today but left at noon. Fucked around Eating And Could not do that. OK Be Back Soon to post. Next Monday I am Back in Shitty Shitcago.

 

[Min]

well, never say never brother...our time will come...lol

 

[toon]

That's interesting. South American chicks love it up the tailpipe. You may be right - I've never screwed a Mexicana up the ass.

 

[Kasey]

no sorry dude, no landmarks come to mind...just some little shops that are common everywhere...but if u ask for that bar u'll have no trouble getting direction.

Yeah....they really screw you at chilly willies dont they...lol

ok have fun bro.


escierto:

as for back door action, u should know that mexican chicks are a bit more conservative that way. In my experience they thought it dirty...its a shame really considering that they have one of the nicest asses in the continent...but what can u do. You can probably get it at a more high scale place if u pay more i guess...ass is always more expensive...thank god my days as an arse bandit are over...lol.

 

[shaycos]

Pepito80:

I have heard of a place similar to what you describe, and it was located next to the 'El Fogon' taco place. I don't know if it is the same one. Can you remember any land marks such as business names around Bar La Selva. I am familar with the area, and might be able to figure it out.

Thanks for your help. I should own Chilli Willies considering all of the money I have spent going there.

 

[Hazzaaaaaaa]

Arkansas:

Mami Mamis is open all the time except mornings. I usually went there around 2 in the afternoon (just after a big lunch...lol) and it was open and there were around 3 girls. If you want more girls then go in late afternoon or at night. If you're driving there's no parking around, so you gotta leave your car in the street which is fine during the day but I dont know how safe it is at night time.

As for the street name, sorry I dont know as I always took a cab. My guess would be it is north near the intersection of 10th avenue and some other street but I could be wrong. But you can ask anyone what street Bar La Selva is and it is right beside it.

hope this helps,

have fun.

 

[dont.panic]

Pepito80:

That is great information. I visit Playa Del Carmen 2 or 3 times per year. What hour of the day is "Mami Mamis" open for business. Do you know what street it's located on as I always have a car to drive.

I am a very good customer for Chili Willies but would love to find something a little cheaper, and that provides day time services. I also have made several trips to Spa Ha, but would like more services.

Thanks for you report.

 

[curly]

How about back door action? No mention of that I see.

 

[The Engineer]

IN cancun ( I went last may) there is also a place similar to what Pepito80 has mentioned.
It is around back of one of the PLaza s (I want to say Plaza Therimar but not 100 percent sure) on Kulkukan Blvd. (in the hotel zone) The Plaza is not far north of but of Jimmy Buffet's Maragritaville The Plaza is painted kind of a pinkish color, if you walk around back you will find a wood door on a stoop with an awning over it. (the only door in the back if I recall correctly). Ring the bell and someone will answer. Most of the women here where incredibly HOT. I would recommend a Young Las by the name of Alix she is probably one of the hottest girls on the strip (not cheap but if you can get her you wont be dissapointed, and less that the US prices). The place is called Pleasure Principle Spa. They have a website http://www.cancunfemaleescorts.com/female-escorts-1, there are specific directions on the site. Everything Pepito80 mentioned works the same at this place. You can pick a girl the same way Pepito mentioned and stay there, or you can take her to your hotel. Incidentally, you CAN get a girl to your room at some of the resorts if you take a Taxi back to the resort, rather than a chartered bus. I stayed at Moon Palace. Upon my arrival one of the BellHops took me to my room without going into the lobby. He did this intentionally (without telling me why, but he had a hugh grin on his face and he knew what I was after) to show me how to get a girl in. Then he told me to find him if I needed ANYTHING at all. Most of the Hops are really cool young guys that will hang out and get you just about anything you want after their shifts end if you want. When you take a taxi to your resort have them take you to the Taxi call lane, (most call lanes are hidden behind a wall in the lot) not to the front door of the lobby. If you are brave enough to venture downtown there are more women there but I would not suggest not going alone) Tip a Taxi driver if you are alone and he will take you and might even hang with you to ensure safety. If you tell them to wait for you they will even wait in their car. BTW only take the white taxis with the green stripes. And agree on any pricing before entering the taxi. Have your hotel call you a taxi or the facility you are at.. dont just get into one that is outside of a bar or club. The ones at the hotel are usually reliable. OH.. and dont walk out into the street!!
Sorry for the tangent, just wanted to give some details. If you want to just relax and have a fun night or two cancun is great.. but if you want to get one after the other I wouldnt recommend it.

Batman

 

[Bill]

if anyone has any further questions...feel free to ask.

ciao, for now.

 

[Pitbull]

hi there,

visited playa on the first week of may and thought to update u guys on soem of the action over there. I'll be as brief as I can as I don't wanna take away precious mongering time from u!

If you're staying at a resort they probably won't let u take a girl to your room. If they did you'll have to tip them very generously and plus the cost for the girl it will probably not be worth it. One thing u can use your resort for is information. They have special guys who stand around all day long and give u all the tips you need to know for the surrounding areas. If they see that you are single they will talk to you about girls as well and say stuff like "this is mexico...everyting is doable." Don't be shy everybody knows what's going on. It's better to get tips from these guys who get paid for that kinda thing than from a cabby who's first words will be Chilly Willis. By the way, dont go. I didn't and had a much better time than the guys who did and were out over $300 for the night. Cabbies will beg u to go there.

Now for the low down. If you're feeling lonely and couldn't get any tourist pussy by yourself, get in a cab and tell the cabby "Bar La Selva". THis isn't an actual bar but used to be a strip club , now i think they converted it to a supermarket or some thing like that but who cares...that's just a cover up for what's next to it. The cab driver will leave u there. On the left of that there is a house with a door and a bell. Ring the bell once and when a short mexican guy comes to answer say "Mami Mamis." He'll go in and come back with the key, unlock the door and get u in. Now, dont tell the taxi driver that you are going to mami mamis, but bar la selva. If you tell him mami mamis he will come out of the cab and ring the bell for u and get paid $10 from the guy which will be added to your cost of fucking.

The cab ride over there will cost u $7 since they know that you are going for pussy, but back it will cost u only $5.

Once u get in u sit down inside the house which is very nice and well furnished and stay in the presence of a ubiqutous dog who only sleeps all day long. The muchacho will give u a menu with prices and ask u to choose how many minutes or hours you want. 20 min for $70, 30 min for $80 (which is what I chose), 45 min for $100 etc. You can only cum on the girl once though. Unless u get 2 girls for $160 and cum on each one of them.

Then, the guy yells out "pasarela" and girls appear one by one, kiss you on the cheek and then leave. You then pic the one u want. If you are going there with more than 1 friend and want your own room, you'll probably have to wait as they only have 2 rooms available.

There were three girls and I chose the second one: Leticia. She was a real 10 in my book simply for the breasts who were the size of melons. THey were very very very nice. She was morena looking and spoke some italian which i understood. WE go in, and she likes to start with a massage. She starts licking me from my toes to my forhead. When sucking my dick she put on a rubber. If I thought her looks were a 10 her sex was a 20. The girl was an expert and knew what she was doing. THen as she impaled herself on me, I felt her body weight give way to relaxation sounds. SHe was enjoying it as much as I did as I grabbed her full round breasts and held on for the ride of my life. She started to move faster and faster until her pussy was oily enough to release the first juices. Then I turned her form behind in the so called Doggy position. I fucked her fast and slow altering the angles of penetration and withdrawing just in time to prolong my own climax. However, when push cam to shove I could hold back no longer as even clinching my teeth wouldn't work. I realesed my load and collapsed on top of her, gasping for air in a non a/c room, the only wind of which came from the fun in the ceiling.

I left the place satisfied for the day and sure to return once more before my trip was over. The next day I went to a massage place. It's on 10th avenue and it cost $5 with a taxi. The place was called Spa Ha. To tell the trueth, I got a little sun burn and I really wanted a massage so that the oils (I brought my own lotions) could infiltrate my burned skin. But since the massage was also erotic I wasn't about to turn it down. Anyways, the massage was $40 with $20 happy ending (meaning she jerks you off).

I met the girl who was gonna massage me. Her name was Klara. She was ok looking and I would give it a 7 but remember that I had just fucked the previous day. She started massaging me and after words said "happy ending?" I said yeah, since hard as I was, I was in no position to negotiate. She said $20 but I could have negotiate it down to 15 but who cares, the girl had her small hands on my cock by this point and he had a mind of his own. I bursted ok and enjoyed her masturbatory techniques. She was a real pro and didn't mind at all that I was grabbing her tits and ass at the same time. She usually didnt allow it but she said "for good looking guys I make exception." Tha suited me fine as I released my full load on her hands. She started laughing and remarked on the quantity of cum that came out.
After I took a shower, used their jacuzzi to relax and got dressed, she reapeared in the dressing room and gave me her phone number. I didn't wanna negotiate the price right there but from what I had herd it couldn't have been more than $80 for the whole night, that is if they like u. I told her I'd call her in two days and left.

THe next day I returned to mami mamis to meet Letizia again but she wasn't there. Instead I picked this other girl: ANgela. SHe was an 8. She was hot, asian looking with morena color skin and liked to fucked slow. AS I penetrated her pussy I found out that to my surprise she was tight and small. Part of my dick stood out and she kept a hand on my belly as I thrusted my self on her. WE fucked for about 25 minutes and then I realesed, again on the doggy position (i'm an ass man...lol).

The next day as I was about to call the massage girl for an all night fuck, me and my firneds ran into some mexican ladies at the hotel. They were vacationing there as well. I went clubbing with one of them at the Blue Parrot and started making out on the dance floor. THen took her to my room and fucked her all night. SHe had been divorced from her husband (the only previous lover for her) and the girl was tight as hell. Never had I encountered such a brick wall before. But I was determined to breach it if it took all night. SO, I did. The last time I came on her mouth as she had never experienced it and wanted to try it. Said goodby to her the next day and took the day off to sleep, eat, and recover from my decadent adventures. CAme back a happy man and full of pride and joy.

So, bottom line is, try to play your cards right. THere is no fun for free. Only shit is cheap. So if you're going to have fun for a week, prepare to get with you over $200, this includes club entrances as well (about $6) and drinks and cab fares.