Pompal 09.
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I should have really written this 3 weeks ago when I went here, but did not get around to it. I went to Red Chamber Acupressure in Sry. It was my first time, so did not know what to expect. I was greeted by an older Chinese women. I asked if I could see the women first, then decide who I wanted to see. She said "no, you pay now". So I ran to the bank machine (and really should have kept on running).
When the first lady came in I though it was a joke. She was a mid-forties Asian women that looked like she was a housewife out to make some extra $. Then the second came in and she was horrific. The third came in, and thank god, she was cute. I kept repeating her name over and over so I would remember it. The next two that came in were below average and definitely over 30. So, the manager that does not understand english comes in and I say I want to see Kimmy. Well, 10 minutes goes by and a women finally enters. But WTF! This is not Kimmy, it's one of the others. I realized I requested the wrong women. I was too much of a gentleman to say she was not the one I really wanted.
She proceeded to give the lamest massage I have had the displeasure of receiving. I think she was afraid to hurt me. I could not feel a thing. She then asked if I wanted the extras. She quoted 5 greens for a HJ. I only said I had 3 and we settled. She then proceeded. Every 20 seconds she would take a huge (like 2 meters long) piece of toilet paper and wipe the inside of her mouth with it. Then she would hork into it with all her might. She did this about 15 times. I just prayed for it to end. I wanted outta there. Before I ran out she was in the shower hawking loogies down the drain and clearing her throat with loud "old man" coughs.
Thoroughly disgusting
L - 2
S - negative 3
A - 2
Massage - - 5
Repeat - not happen gonna!!
When the first lady came in I though it was a joke. She was a mid-forties Asian women that looked like she was a housewife out to make some extra $. Then the second came in and she was horrific. The third came in, and thank god, she was cute. I kept repeating her name over and over so I would remember it. The next two that came in were below average and definitely over 30. So, the manager that does not understand english comes in and I say I want to see Kimmy. Well, 10 minutes goes by and a women finally enters. But WTF! This is not Kimmy, it's one of the others. I realized I requested the wrong women. I was too much of a gentleman to say she was not the one I really wanted.
She proceeded to give the lamest massage I have had the displeasure of receiving. I think she was afraid to hurt me. I could not feel a thing. She then asked if I wanted the extras. She quoted 5 greens for a HJ. I only said I had 3 and we settled. She then proceeded. Every 20 seconds she would take a huge (like 2 meters long) piece of toilet paper and wipe the inside of her mouth with it. Then she would hork into it with all her might. She did this about 15 times. I just prayed for it to end. I wanted outta there. Before I ran out she was in the shower hawking loogies down the drain and clearing her throat with loud "old man" coughs.
Thoroughly disgusting
L - 2
S - negative 3
A - 2
Massage - - 5
Repeat - not happen gonna!!