Rev. Elaine @Accupointe

[G Marshall]

Greetings, one and all. I have been a lurker for quite some time and, having learned much from all of you, decided to come out of my long black trenchcoat and contribute. I am not a frequent flyer but will try to show up now and again!

A week or so back I just happened to be on Kingsway (no - really!) and noticed the Accupointe sign. I had not visited there before, but had read that Yuma from Lotus in Surrey (now closed) had moved there, and as I hadn't seen her for a while thought I'd stop in. My thanks to Jack Frost who first got me interested in Yuma! I circled the block to look for a back entrance and managed to find it - tons of cars in the small lot, next to a restaurant. I am the nervous type, and like to "case" a MP for a bit to be sure there is not LE action in evidence. Very busy back door - but no sign of anything untoward so in I strode (or at least shuffled quickly).

Up to the front, had to wait a good 5 minutes while the famous Kenny (I assume) did his best on the phone to entice a caller to come on down to see the "very nice" girls on tonight who all had "very nice" bodies. I asked for Yuma and he "innocently" asked me how I knew her. I'm pretty sure it was a bit of a setup as he didn't name the right MP that she had come from nor the correct street or even city - p'raps he thought I was LE. If you knew what I look like you would know how absurd that assumption would be....

In to the room with glaring fluorescents we go where he popped in an asian porno (nice touch!) and he told me to take a shower - no problem there. Could only find one towel to dry with though - the one on the table, which had a brown streak along the bottom - dirt? chocolate? OMG, not anything else.... EEEEEUWW! Did my best to drip dry and checked out the room - what a dump! Dirty, crappy paint etc. Did have a nice leather recliner though - sat down and waited. Quiet knock at the door and in comes.... Kenny! With a cup of tea! Says he "forgot" that Yuma (now called Elaine) was busy for another half an hour. WTF? Here I am next to naked, have already paid my room fee, nervous as hell listening to everything through the paper-thin walls, watching a subtitled porno and I can't understand either the spoken language nor the written subtitles - at least I could figure out the action! What to do? Oh well, sat back and drank tea.

Finally in comes Elaine and we greet - she turns out the fluorescents so we are left with a small night light, and the glow from the TV which reflects in the mirror beside the massage table. We hug a little, nibble a little, mutually caress a little. On to her great slobbery BL and BS, a little shaft licking, then on goes to hat for CBJ. Suddenly the scene ends on the video and fades to black, putting the room into almost darkness. As I have been paying attention to other things, I freak - thinking this is some sign that a raid is underway, and Little Peter loses all enthusiasm immediately. Finally my heart defibrillates, Petey recovers and we're on to a couple of positions before the finish.

Repeat? Elaine - yes. Great body, very responsive. Accupointe - I doubt it - too dirty and "public" for my taste. 2 greens for the room, 7.5 greens donation.

L/A/S face 6.5 body 9/8.5/9

 

[SugarByte]

Glad you enjoyed yourself

Personally, I haven't been to Accupointe for awhile. The main reason, as you noted, is the cleanliness. It just seems to be getting worse for that.

Plus there isn't much privacy either.

 

[Truth Hurts]

No doubt a dump, and way too bright in the times I had been there.