Rev: Nicole at Lotus

[mindset36]

Visited Lotus (North Road & Lougheed Hwy) a couple of weeks ago. Unforunately the lass I was hoping for wasn't there, so saw the lineup and chose Nicole.

Very attractive - slightly longer than shoulder-length hair, brunette with blondish streaks. 5'9" or so with the heels on that accentuated her calf muscles and put her butt at a seductive angle. Low-cut blouse showing nice cleavage, slim build, yummy.

Started off with "You been here before?". When I replied in the affirmative she said "Oh good, then you know the rules". Odd, I have been there numerous times and didn't know there were "house" rules as such, just different restrictions with different ladies. I think to myself "Myself, this is not a good sign". Turns out I was right - went downhill from there.

The worst excuse for a massage I have ever had - just a twiddling of fingers here and there along my back, and my back only. When I tired of the chit-chat, which had turned into far too many references to her boyfriend, I decided that it was time to get on with things and flipped over (though nothing vaguely sensual had stimulated anything at that point). She says "Oh, are you ready?" and peels off her clothes. Turned out that that cleavage was thanks to a push-up bra... but no matter, I prefer 'em on the small side anyway. She was probably a "B" cup... I found her as attractive with her clothes off as I did with her clothes on.

She immediately grabs Will Junior and starts pumping away like she's trying to prime a well pump. Not big on technique. On goes the cover and her version of a CBJ ensued - she had her body angled so that I couldn't get ahold of anything interesting - no eye contact whatsoever. When she tired, after a couple of minutes of me scrabbling around trying to get ahold of her, she gave up on the BJ and hopped on for CG. Seemed like she was barely putting up with my attention to her breasts and nipples - definite lack of interest, and I was quickly losing mine as well. Gave up on that, suggested doggie which she agreed to (perhaps that way she didn't have to do anything or look at me either). Finished off in doggie, she tossed a handful of Kleenex at me, threw her clothes on as was out the door. No post-coital cuddle, no smile or hug, or "hope to see you again" (even if it isn't sincere, it's always nice to hear the words).

Standard $$ for Lotus all inclusive. Trouble is it didn't include much.
L/A/S 8.5/5/5
Would I return to Lotus? Yes
Would I return to Nicole? Yeah, right

Will

 

[Thom]

Thanks for the review and she's off my list too!

 

[Derrick]

.....and another reason why eforum.xxx is such a great source of info. Thanks for the review.

It always hurts when you get a poor service sp. She'll likely change her trade name and move on to the next place.

 

[Jessica G]

Thanks for the review Billy. She's off my list!!