Rev: Vanessa at The Swedish Touch

[Anton]

I was cleaning out some files and ran across this unpublished review. It dates from several months ago (around the start of May) but with all the whining about few reviews, I might as well publish it.

Every escort I mention here has retired. In the future I'll never sit on a review this long.

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I blame it all on Carman Fox. She game me the most fantastic experience and I left her feeling on top of the world. The next few days I was more horny then I had since I was a teenager. I needed to relive the experience.

So I called Carman but she had already left on vacation. There are may other well respected and reviewed escorts on eforum.xxx so I jotted down their numbers and headed to a pay phone (I'm not paying $1.10 to make a local call from any hotel) and went through my list.

Victoria Lee, great speaking voice and telephone manners but she wasn't taking clients that evening.

Ophalia Black, left a message on her pager but only gave her 5 minutes to call the pay phone and *surprise surprise* she didn't get back to me (sorry about that Ophalia).

And down the list I went and I struck out at every turn.

Even at Universal. Called for Nikki but she was on a two week vacation (we now know that vacation was for breast enhancement). The lady on the other end of the phone stated there were lots of other girls. I wanted to relive the Carman Fox experience and "lots of other girls" wasn't going to cut it.

Frustrated I headed down to Tsunami Sushi and got some mediocre sushi on floating little boats.

I headed back towards my hotel still horny. I looked down one street and saw the Brandi's sign. I didn't need beautiful women teasing me. I needed an experience. But... there was the Swedish Touch. Not a lot of reviews of there on eforum.xxx. I thought for a while. Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

The first thing I noticed when entering was the lights. I wished I had brought a head lamp. This wasn't mood lighting, but 'we have something to hide' lighting. I turned the corner and was met by a Filipino spinner. Wow, so far so good, she started some small talk as the rest of the girls streamed in from the staff room. One girl looked quite a bit like Yumiko from eros-vancouver. From the choice of seven girls I quickly eliminated a most of the girls. I wasn't in the mood for fake breasts, so that took care of most of them. One reminded me of a girl from high school and not a memory I wanted to relive. So that lift me with the Filipino or the Alexus Winston look alike. The resemblance was distant but in my current state it was what I was looking for.

I paused at the $130 room fee. No wonder there weren't many reviews. Luckily that torpedo didn't rupture the double thick wall of horneyness protecting me from reason. I payed up and was led by Vanessa into the back. Lots of rooms to choose from and all had reasonable space. I choose a mirror room. Vanessa turned on the shower, checked the temperature, and took my drink order. So far so good. Shower was ok but the controls were a bit awkward. I got on the round bed. Which ever channel it was on (Playboy if I recall) was boring in the extreme so I just waited and relaxed.

And waited.

And waited.

I have never waited so long. I was just about ready to get up and see what was the matter when Vanessa returned. She apologized for taking some time but didn't give a reason. I didn't really need one to continue. Her massage wasn't as hard as I would like but there was lots of tickling fingers. Conversation was reasonable but her attitude was distant. Her body was all natural. Not a hardbody, just natural, normal and healthy. Her breasts were naturally small. Almost exactly what I was looking for.

We then got to the extras. The rates were linear. $ for HJ, $$ BJ, $$$ FS. That torpedo breached the hull. Still I had some testosterone induced momentum and it was enough speed ship Chode right past the reef of reason onto the beach of FS.

We got started. The CBJ was good, but I've never had one that wasn't at least good. We then moved onto cowgirl, which was slow and wasn't working for me too well. Mish was next, and even though it was ok, it wasn't the experience I was looking for. We decided to finish with a HJ. Only one SP got me to O with in ten minutes of the action starting and Vanessa was in no way going to be second. After a while of the HJ she had the gaul to ask me to finish myself off. I laughed and encouraged her onward. She gave me a disapproving look but soldiered onwards. Finally got there, cleaned up, and showered and was walked out. The Swedish Touch has a policy of locking you in until a manager lets out out. Makes sense for security of the girls and allows the manager to get some feedback, but it was a tad annoying at the time.

The ratings:
The MP: The Swedish Touch
Location: 9 - great for the out of town visitor staying downtown (probably the only kind that could afford it).
Room cost: 3 - Ouch, $130 plus tax.
Rooms: 8 - clean and lots of selection and space
Extra note: Get better lighting in the entrance way

Vanessa:
Looks - 7
Attitude - 6 - coldly professional at times
Service - 7

Overall I wouldn't repeat both because of the price (both room and extras) and because of the attitude.

In the end I didn't get a repeat of the Carman Fox experience, and I was distracted by the over the top cost.

There's a lot of fish in the sea, and other places to go that will serve you better.

 

[Nibej]

Good review Commander. Those high end massage parlours are all about the money (which is why I go to indys for massages instead of the establishment).

 

[Serendipity2]

I've seen her twice there and I had great times with her, she was very erotic and is young and pretty.

 

[Faith]

Hey CC, the description you gave matches exactly a girl who used to work at the Paramount who went by the name Vanessa...i imagine it must be the same girl. She gives awesome lap dances, if you prefer the slow, sensual, grinding kind. You know, when she worked there I always thought to myself "god, I only wish that she did more than dance!". Too bad she's at the SW. Like you said, WAY to expensive.

 

[Kendal]

I've seen Vanessa too @ the ST, I didn't find her cold at all she gave a great bj, and f/s was good too. She charged $300.00 for f/s. And before she escorted me out of the mirrored room she started making out with me for 2 minutes as she said "Oh we have some time to kill what should we do" and then she started kissing me 5 minutes before are 1hr session ended.

 

[alizemuffin]

I was wondering if she had a tattoo of I think betty boop? The Vanessa at the Paramount did. I saw her there also--she was hot.

 

[AmyV]

It has been a few years since I have gone to the Touch but I will go back, expensive but usually the best girls!