Review - Alana (Alanassecret)

[Harvey]

I saw Alana (alanassecret) a while ago on Angelina's recommendation and I saw a thread posted about her recent review, since I can't find it start my own.

At first glance Alana was a fairly attractive lady; she was very friendly and talkative although her mannerisms were quite tomboyish. I was embarrassed that she had company over and didn't mention it. I am a very private person and the fact that she had a few people over in her apartment (which isn't very big) and it was as though it was normal, kind of bothered me a bit and I found it hard to get comfortable. The whole purpose for me seeing an Indy is for the privacy.

The apartment although a bit messy was decent. The bedroom on the other hand was cluttered and had clothes strewn about. She massages on her bed and although I am a leafs fan I couldn't get into the erotic atmosphere feeling like I was in my son's room. Posters, flags, dirty laundry. The massage itself was good. YMMV, but I couldn't feel comfortable enough to really enjoy it. At $150 I'd rather spend the extra $10 and see Angelina again, sorry Ang, I tried but you're the only one for me!

Looks: 7
Massage: 7
Attitude: 8
Location: 3
Overall experience: 4

Definitely NOT a repeat!

 

[nonya]

Alana; a "MAJOR LEAFS FAN" poor thing. you really do need help.
Lol..

 

[Mikhail K]

http://69.90.73.244/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=60621

Thread was pruned by the moderators as it got off track.

 

[XMS]

Hi for all that read this post....Most of you know I have been staying with my very good friend alana, and know that i am from mississauga and i do communicate back and forth frequently. Unfortunately the room was messy due to my busy schedule I was in between here and mississauga. LOL. I am Minx and im messy LMAO...

 

[Pompal 09.]

I CANT BE PERFECT GUYS NOBODY CAN..

It's also "GREAT TIMING" for this post to be brought up to peoples attention. I find it quite funny actually.

xoxoxoxo Minx xoxoxoxo

 

[TwinMomof5kids]

Do you communicate by car or train? or is it a more oral means of transporation...sorry couldnt pass that one up

I dont see the review about alanna as any attack that needs to be defended. It was a good review that pointed out some aspects of her service that the reviewer was not comfortable with and that others here might not be either. thats what this board is all about. As alanna has clearly pointed out, she is YMMV and is comfortable with that and that not everyone will love her. I respect that totally and shows a great attitude.

 

[customizedsongwriter]

Wow Alana, is there some love being lost here between You and Angelina? I thought you two were friends and business partners with the SV thing?

That was a rough bite you took on her comments.

 

[foureveryung]

Yeah, I detect some animosity here between Angelina & Alana?
Could we please set up a steel cage match between these
2 lovley Vixens, No holds barred. Lol..

 

[kpk]

No excuse for violation of privacy. I wouldn't stand for it myself.

 

[Da Man]

I think they kissed and made up ..

 

[Crazy Baboon!]

Im not feeling the love??????lol

 

[kellie f]

Well thank you for correcting me on my spelling what I meant to say was "COMMUTE", glad I clarified that!!!

 

[godsnarnialover]

No Minx, you should rush in getting your clothes off for us, Lol..