Review: Amber at SRM

[Salmarnir]

I had wanted to see Amber at IT when she was there but never did get the chance so I jumped at the opportunity when I heard that she was now at SRM. The numerous positive reviews of her had lured me in. Okay, this was my first time at SRM since it is way out there for me but the place seemed nice. The room and atmosphere was nice and relaxing. Also the towels were plush and the shower was clean. Honestly, I would rate the place a 9/10.

I was sitting there in my towel, post-shower, which is the part I really dislike since I find that I start questioning myself as to what the hell I'm doing there. Then I hear the click click click of the MPA's heels getting louder and louder as she approaches the room and I start praying: "God, I know this is not the best thing to be doing but please, if you make her a babe, I will finally retire from this sordid hobby once and for all". Well, my prayers were finally answered and in walks this Godess of a woman.

Amber is just about as close to the perfect blonde bombshell as you can get - with bolt-ons of course. The only thing that turned me off was that she has this sort of ditzy little girl voice that she puts on during the session; and she is a talker. I actually found that I was more attracted to her as she showered, got dressed and cleaned up the room as she seemed to have dropped the dumb blonde act and we talked about vacations, her switch from IT, etc.

The session was overall very good and liberal however she had this thing that she did twice with a spray bottle of alcohol. Apparently a part of my body had touched her stomach and then when I rubbed oil on her stomach and then went to touch a particular part of her body, she whipped out the alcohol and sprayed my hand with it before I even knew what happened citing the potential for cross-contamination. Okay, I thought, that sort of killed the mood but I guess that it's better to be with a clean freak than a disease factory. If she weren't so freakin' hot I would have just jumped off the table right then, flipped her the money and hit the road but, but.....did I mention that she is so freakin' hot?!

Very liberal session and I left spent and satisfied. The spray bottle and the dumb blonde little girl act would probably make her a non-repeat for me though. That and the fact that SRM is pretty far for me to travel.

I would whole-heartedly recommend her for a trial though just for the hotness factor and the fact that she does make an effort to provide a good session. She just is not my type though as I am more into sultry brunettes. If anyone has any recommendations along these lines, please PM me.
I miss Samantha at IT

 

[A. E. Moreira]

Did someone say... SAMMY?