Review - Holly at Mystic Relaxation

[Pompal 09.]

Well, I haven't gone to an MP since Slim perfected the $5/5 minute blow job, so I figured I was overdue.

Well, dog, the fact of the matter is that since the Ais cock block on Friday night I couldn't hold off anymore and it was last minute. You know how it goes.

I cashed in my $1 casino chips, folded up the $5 bills into a nice neat pile and headed to Mystic for a little studio time. Greeted at the door by a short, dark haired girl who was on the heavy side of average, but very large natural looking boobies. I asked who else was performing this evening as she led me into soundstage #2. Nicely appointed with all the modern gadgetry, including a big jacuzzi bath. Harris came in the room, said she was performing and with the stage constume on she seemed to be the girl of choice. So, I gave her a yellow card and we were off to Hollywood.

I shower, Harris tells me she'll be back in a few minutes and I tell her not to bother to knock but to just come onstage when ready.

She starts with Massage in a Bottle and as I'm enjoying the ambiance I ask what else she can play. Pretty much whatever I wanted to hear but I didn't asked about that ageless classic "Feel Like Making Love". I'm pretty selective about playing that song. I told her I felt like hearing "Reverse" by P Diddy, perhaps followed by Back to the USSR. No sooner do I ask than she puts the Police on on pause, loses the stage costume (ah, that's better) and back to Massage in a Bottle.

She starts playing "Touch Me, Tease Me" by Case, but with "Resverse" set to play momentarily I get excited and role over for a little of the Strokes to really heat things up. It works and then we put on "Reverse" next. I try to follow it up with "Juice Box" (another Strokes song), but she apparently doesn't like it much and asks me to play something else. I do. She roles over and we play a duet - she ctnniues wit the Strokes and I a light, non-instrusive rendition of "What's New Pussycat" by Tom Jones.

Feeling the need to get home to watch sports hilights, I have room for one more number. I continue to play Tom Jones while she caps things off with Shoot to Thrill, Russian style.

Well, that's enough music for me for one day so I clean up and head home.

All in all, just okay dog. Performance was okay but very pitchy at times. Some artists seem real and then there are those who are like karaoke singers, just too damn mechanical and unnatural. Also, the equipment was definitely used and could have used a lift here and a tuck there.

How much for the show? $.4 for admission and then $1.6 to hear P Diddy and AC/DC and everything leading up to that.

Ratings:

Artistic Beaty - 8
Equipment - 5 (bigger than expected and could use some tighening up. This model clearly has newer generations out as well.)
Playing Ability - 6

Harris was nice (very pretty) but she won't be making it through to the 2nd round.

 

[a1suga]

Bloody brilliant review, clown man!

To quote a certain british judge:
"The object of this competition is not to be mean to the losers bit to find a winner. The process makes you mean because you get fustrated."

 

[ghostwriter]

A+ =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
But I'm a little disapointed you never gave her a milk shake or fries.

 

[pandarifficness]

That was good. Interesting read all the way through. I especially like how Randy walked through the door and you turned into Simon.

 

[Yuri Gregarin]

Great review.

I think this sets a new standard.