REVIEW: Kim @ Studio9

[dont-tread-on-me]

http://www.studio9spa.com/kim.php

45 Minute Session: $60 door/$100 BS

I'm going to keep this short and sweet because I'm SO uninspired and quite frankly upset.

Kim was my WORST experience since Vida @ SRM.

The reason you see the MAD face rather than the SAD face is that Kim basically TOLD me to finish at the 35 minute mark into a 45 minute appt.

No subtlety whatsoever, and said with more than a little attitude.

Yes, Kim is a HOT girl. She looks great and I'm sure some clients mistake hotness for HOTNESS. Unfortunately I've been doing this long enough to know when somebody honestly does NOT want to be in the room with me. The short conversation we had was forced.

Most of Kim's massage consisted of landing her elbows into my anatomy and there was no teasing.

The fake "sounds" were contrived and did nothing to move the session along.

She was apparently getting frustrated at my lack of response and told me to finish, but in reality it was ME doing all the work. Sorry that I'm not a client who finishes in 5 minutes

Anyway, I'm upset because both Ashley AND Jasmine are working tomorrow and I'm guaranteed a good time with them.

...or I could have tried out Lee or Lisa @ SRM. Now my weekly fun "allowance" is gone... Also, Kim was at the TOP of my TDL and what a waste of time.

Massage: 7.0/10

Tease: 6.0/10

Face: 9.0/10

Body: 9.0/10

Attitude: 5/10

Personality: 5/10

Fun Factor: 6/10

Repeat: NEVER EVER....

 

[murphdog6]

Sorry to hear about your experience there. Yes, I also met with her the very first time when I found out about S9 and not so happy session.

I usually try not to share my bad experiences with other folks, however, seems like I should learn doing that. We all work hard for our money (well, I am still unemployed!!!).

Anyway, she's only 20 so maybe she learns as she grows up

As you know, don't give up on S9 though.....

 

[Misty]

good review IL ..... too bad we don"t get more honest reviews on here other than all the infomercials that tend to populate this board.

 

[Kracker]

LOL, I find this the funniest part of your review.

 

[Nasim]

Thaks I_L for your review. Based on your account of Ashley, I booked an appointment last week and it was truly one of the best sessions I had. So encouraged, I was thinking of exploring more of S9's talents. Kim was high on my TDL based on a review some weeks ago. Your review of Kim was just in time to save me not just my money but the aggravation. Like you, I am also on "fun allowance". Can't afford to shoot blanks too often. You are one of the most trusted members here in my book because you have always come through as a gentleman towards these ladies. Your reviews have always projected care, respect and a real fondness towards them. So Kim's behaviour towards you could in no way have come from anything you did. She's just bitchy, period. And a bitch is a bitch no matter how pretty or hot she may be. Thanks again for saving my "fun allowance".

 

[?hum H]

After the session started, she:

Didn't ask my name (I volunteered it)
Didn't pretend to care what I did for a living
Didn't ask who I usually see @ S9.

When Kim told me to finish, I said that might not happen. Kim immediately told me she was taking a shower and that was that.

As I said, a young, pretty girl who KNOWS it...

Well, something I KNOW is Kim ain't in the same league as her colleagues Ashley, Maya and Jasmine whom I'd recommend in an instant. I'd also recommend Sara, even though I didn't have the best chemistry with her. Sara's a nice girl who gives a decent massage and honestly tries to please.

As for writing negative reviews:

I've NEVER shied away from writing one and never will. Like the vast majority of you, I'm not independantly wealthy. I'm paying MPA's 3 or 4 times an hour what I'm earning myself. I've NO problems paying for top notch service and gladly recommend any number of MPA's who value me (US) as a client. That doesn't mean I'm "right" or that my opinion is more important...

...but we're here to share experiences.

 

[yap955]

Thank You

I'm so glad you had fun with Ashley!

As a client, I can honestly say I feel "blessed"... which is kind of funny coming from an Atheist. LOL

I've met some truly remarkable ladies working in this business. They're beautiful, smart, sexy and really DO care about their clients.

In return I've cared for THEM... The person they see in the room is the real me. That doesn't mean I have any illusions of a relationship, but it's certainly made my MP visits more rewarding.

Anyway, there's no point in dwelling any more on this sorry session. Too much negative energy.

 

[Patricia C]

I too saw Kim a few weeks ago for a 30 min. My session with her was not as bad as yours IL but it was not one that left me wanting to return. I chalked it up to her having a bad day or maybe becuse it was my first time seeing her we did not click right away. I am suprised you gave her face a 9/10. I found some of her features exaggerated like her nose was quite wide. I would say 7/10 for me anyway. Her body was nice though.

 

[Pompal 09.]

This always reminds of Kayne West telling all Americans that GWB hates black people. I used to think that Mike Myers should have been in his Dr. Evil costume during the address but have recently changed it to the Guru.

VBB

 

[Big Dummy]

Very sorry to hear about your session IL. I had Kim high on my TDL, but now I don't see a need.
I have read enough of your reviews to know that a negative review is a difficult thing for you to do, as you always try to put a positive spin on it. looks like the only positive were her looks and thats never just enough.

perhaps these girls in training for your next sessions can help clear the memory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNiztZsKWk4

 

[ASIANESE]

Thanks for the link Magneto! It's amazing how HOT these Bollywood videos are becoming

I've reached my Happy Place again:

I said fuck it and went to see JASMINE @ S9 tonight. I feel very lucky to know such a sweet & sexy gal...

 

[tehe :)]

TOFTT is not an easy thing to do even when you do not think you are doing it! That is what this board is all about. It means even more when it comes from someone like you who is honest and forthright about their experiences and always tempers those with humor and conservatism, even when the experience was bad.

Well written and thanks for sharing. Glad to hear that you bounced back!!!!

TT1

 

[donna tennessee]

I think since I have had some somewhat different experiences with Kim, and like IL I have seen way too many girls in this business, it is only fair that I chime in.

My first expereince was outstanding with her... good attitude, nice persoanlity, certainly aim to please, good teasing, and hot new girl. I won't dwell on it any more then that for .

My second expereince was less inspiring, lacking the same spark as the first session.. certainly less tease. But she still had a decent enough personality to deal with, and the conversation was fine. I too did get rushed on the 45 minute session (although I "reacted" much quicker then the first time I saw her), but at the end of the session she gave me back the door fee, to get back to 30 minutes, and I only tipped for 30 minutes. The session was average, not poor / awful, But that gesture, the fact that she is hot IMO, and the fact that the session was not awful, will probably make me go see her one more time.

Not doubting anything IL said. And I have been around long enough, I generally do not throw around YMMV, because it implies the client is a large factor (and I know there are various girls the industry that we are both fans of for the same reasons.... and lots of time it is personality based). I am a bigger believer in beleiving her attitude may vary or her attitude has changed.

I will share my experience on a future visit with Kim.

I do think its time for IL to change his name to Indian and Asian Lover,

 

[TheTruth]

GT shares your pain. Guess I've been lucky, girls usually professional enough to help you with the cause. Rare few that didn't are back in the home country or no longer in biz. Reg MP usually find out as they ask how the session went.

Some MPA benchwarming will do the non-team players some good. Perhaps she needs some GT 1-on-1 coaching

 

[Ho0tnehh]

INDN_LOVER thanks for saving me the money ...she was on my TL ..i heard she liked using lots of oil.

 

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[T.O.Rider]

CUE: James Bond theme: "Never Say Never Again..."

revolver:

It's funny that you added to this thread.

Looking back on my original review, I think Kim was having a really bad day. She was stressed out and needed some time off. I heard through the grapevine that her long vacation over the summer wasn't necessarily 100% "voluntary"...

That said, I'm not one to hold a grudge. Life is too short and I think people deserve a second chance when they make a mistake. I'd bumped into Kim a few times over the summer and she was always polite. I figured at "some point" I'd give Kim another shot. What can I say, I'm a sucker for a hot girl with a great smile and cute ass. LOL.

Anyway, that some time was earlier tonight. I'd booked an appt with another MPA who unfortunately wasn't able to make our session upon my arrival. (Hope she's feeling better) Kim was available, but only for a 30 minute session so I thought what the hell.

This session was certainly much better than the first. Kim was very attentive and I had fun. She's been practicing various moves and I loved the various views. As revolver pointed out, Kim's better at the tease now. We can probably thank Tiana for some remedial lessons & advice.

Now, some may be cynical and say that Kim knows I'm a regular S9 client, and hence it's in her interest to be nice to me... but do we ever REALLY know what somebody is thinking? I choose to believe that Kim's decided to change her outlook/attitude. Kim probably knows that she can be temperamental at times but is more mature and trying to overcome it.

If Kim remains consistent in her service, I'll see her again

... Plus I still love her cute ass and great smile...

 

[Dani G]

I have seen several of the S9 ladies and I can only add that my experience with Kim was pleasant and served the purpose of my visit. While she is not as friendly and sensual as Ashley, or as eager to please as Nikki but she is not as mechnical, fake as Diana and not as distant as Victoria. I would say she is tops in looks but middle of the road in service. But this is just my opinion.

 

[tanjika]

fake? distant? What about the rest @ S9? They had real orgasm as soon as they met you?! You want refund?!

My expereince with Kim was NOT fun either like some others ... but we don't keep nagging on every single post here. Be a man ... let it go ... next!

 

[Naomi C]

I stopped in S9 a couple weeks ago and Kim was the only girl available.
I figured she is so hot I might as well take a chance. I did not leave disappointed. Her massage was ok, however her bodyslide and teasing were
very good. She is also really good at posing in the mirror in sexy positions while she is sliding/massaging. The release wasn't the best ever however I was so revved up from the slide and teasing I wont complain. I would repeat, although I wouldn't mind trying a couple others at S9.