Hello Fellow massageplanet.netites:
THIS GIRL IS GORGEOUS.
There, I've said it.
I've learned several valuable lessons in writing this review.
1.) Most of you are probably scratching your heads and asking: "who the hell is Lana ???"
Lana, my friends, is one of those hidden jewels who works discretely in a smaller spa, UNDER the radar, and out of our watchful gaze...
2.) Senior members MUST encourage Junior members to write reviews so everybody benefits. A fellow massageplanet.netite PM'd several times urging me to see Lana, and was quite insistant that I'd enjoy her company.
F*cking A brother.... and thanks for the tip. Feel free to forward any more suggestions if they're in HER league...
3.) When you're used to a Top Tier Spa like SRM, or even Utopia for that matter, walking into a "hole in the wall " is both un-nerving and disturbing...
Anyway, on to the review...
Lana is in her early 20's, true EAST Indian, tall and slim like Cyan except a little heavier. Her breasts are probably a C cup, her hair is long, reddish brown and soft as you can imagine. Her face is beautiful in what I'd call a "classic" Indian manner...
Do a search online for "Sonali Bendre" the Indian actress to see what I mean.
Tropical Spa is located in an industrial part of Brampton, next to the 410. The vinyl logo above the door and "Harley Driver's Only" sign in a neighboring business' window confirmed that the spa was NOT located in ritzy Yorkville...
I walked in and one of the walls had been tastefully patched and left UNpainted...
I was led to a room with no private shower and while the facilities were "clean" that's about ALL they had going for them...
Aweful, aweful, aweful
The attendant who met met at the door was a tall and very attractive black girl, and after escorting me to the room she advised that Lana would join me presently...
When she entered the room dressed in lingerie, my tongue probably hit her toes. We shook hands and discussed the donation up front: I settled on a 30 minute deluxe:
Price: $40 house, $100 donation
For one hour: double that
NO 40/45 minute session available...
After my shower I lay down on my front, and Lana gently massaged my back with a touch of oil. Her technique was basic but felt very nice, if not RMT grade. I asked if I could massage her for a minute, coz quite frankly I wanted to enjoy her beauty. She lay on her back and I massaged her stomach , breasts and legs...
God she's gorgeous I kept telling myself...
Far too quickly it was on to the release. For an Indian girl her Russian was excellent, although there was virtually no eye contact...
I can't really comment on mileage coz it was a first time 30 minute appt. I barely had my clothes off !
Throughout the session Lana and I spoke about school, work, and also my love of Indian babes. When I mentioned my Ashwarya Rai fantasy's she laughed and I knew we'd connnected personality wise... She's very intelligent, well spoken and I'm sure had we met outside of an MP we could have had a wonderful chat..
Because of that, I got the impression that we were both a little out of our element. I'm sure she's used to guys who get in and get out, and aren't at all interested in pleasing her... Quite frankly I NEVER choose 30 minute sessions coz I like a slower more sensual, affectionate and GFE experience... but at $280 bucks an hour for a Deluxe I can't imagine there are too many takers, which means she operates in a 30 minute "production line" environment...
Overall, I found Lana to be a beautiful, sensual and intelligent MPA, but I wish she worked at a top tier spa !
Face: 9.25/10
Body: 9.25/10
Personality: 8.5/10
Attitude: 8/10
Massage: 8/10
Mileage: 6/10 (based on 30 minute first time appt)
Fun Factor: 6/10 (based on 30 minute first time appt)
Repeat: Yes
Ciao
THIS GIRL IS GORGEOUS.
There, I've said it.
I've learned several valuable lessons in writing this review.
1.) Most of you are probably scratching your heads and asking: "who the hell is Lana ???"
Lana, my friends, is one of those hidden jewels who works discretely in a smaller spa, UNDER the radar, and out of our watchful gaze...
2.) Senior members MUST encourage Junior members to write reviews so everybody benefits. A fellow massageplanet.netite PM'd several times urging me to see Lana, and was quite insistant that I'd enjoy her company.
F*cking A brother.... and thanks for the tip. Feel free to forward any more suggestions if they're in HER league...
3.) When you're used to a Top Tier Spa like SRM, or even Utopia for that matter, walking into a "hole in the wall " is both un-nerving and disturbing...
Anyway, on to the review...
Lana is in her early 20's, true EAST Indian, tall and slim like Cyan except a little heavier. Her breasts are probably a C cup, her hair is long, reddish brown and soft as you can imagine. Her face is beautiful in what I'd call a "classic" Indian manner...
Do a search online for "Sonali Bendre" the Indian actress to see what I mean.
Tropical Spa is located in an industrial part of Brampton, next to the 410. The vinyl logo above the door and "Harley Driver's Only" sign in a neighboring business' window confirmed that the spa was NOT located in ritzy Yorkville...
I walked in and one of the walls had been tastefully patched and left UNpainted...
I was led to a room with no private shower and while the facilities were "clean" that's about ALL they had going for them...
Aweful, aweful, aweful
The attendant who met met at the door was a tall and very attractive black girl, and after escorting me to the room she advised that Lana would join me presently...
When she entered the room dressed in lingerie, my tongue probably hit her toes. We shook hands and discussed the donation up front: I settled on a 30 minute deluxe:
Price: $40 house, $100 donation
For one hour: double that
NO 40/45 minute session available...
After my shower I lay down on my front, and Lana gently massaged my back with a touch of oil. Her technique was basic but felt very nice, if not RMT grade. I asked if I could massage her for a minute, coz quite frankly I wanted to enjoy her beauty. She lay on her back and I massaged her stomach , breasts and legs...
God she's gorgeous I kept telling myself...
Far too quickly it was on to the release. For an Indian girl her Russian was excellent, although there was virtually no eye contact...
I can't really comment on mileage coz it was a first time 30 minute appt. I barely had my clothes off !
Throughout the session Lana and I spoke about school, work, and also my love of Indian babes. When I mentioned my Ashwarya Rai fantasy's she laughed and I knew we'd connnected personality wise... She's very intelligent, well spoken and I'm sure had we met outside of an MP we could have had a wonderful chat..
Because of that, I got the impression that we were both a little out of our element. I'm sure she's used to guys who get in and get out, and aren't at all interested in pleasing her... Quite frankly I NEVER choose 30 minute sessions coz I like a slower more sensual, affectionate and GFE experience... but at $280 bucks an hour for a Deluxe I can't imagine there are too many takers, which means she operates in a 30 minute "production line" environment...
Overall, I found Lana to be a beautiful, sensual and intelligent MPA, but I wish she worked at a top tier spa !
Face: 9.25/10
Body: 9.25/10
Personality: 8.5/10
Attitude: 8/10
Massage: 8/10
Mileage: 6/10 (based on 30 minute first time appt)
Fun Factor: 6/10 (based on 30 minute first time appt)
Repeat: Yes
Ciao