Review: Luna Spa AND Royale Spa

[twilight]

ok... heres how my day went.

had about 4 hours to kill in the middle of the day and felt like hitting up the R&T. so im thinking hey, im right near by Luna Spa (on Lakeshore Btw Browns ln and Kipling) so i swing on in since ive never had an asain MPA yet. girl seems very pretty, id say a 7.5 to 8.5, door fee of $40, and i go one in and get ready. place isnt too bad. no showers in the room though they provide a robe and flip flops to go to a communal shower (i'll pass thanks...) she didnt offer one anyways... then again she didnt seem to speak to much english. anyways, she comes in, i climb up on the table, and she starts off by covering my arse with a towel... im thinking, well thats odd, but whatever... anywho, she provides a decent hard massage, though a couple of her techniques made me feel she woulda been better off working in the back at pizza pizza... anyways, she mentions that there is 5 minutes left and asks if there is anywhere else she like me to massage. here's how that went...

me: well you guys do full body massage right?
her: ohh yes....
me: ok then
her: so where do you want massage?
me: on the front
her: front?
me: yes... on the front..
her: ooh chest!
me: err.. not quite.. lower..
her: lower?
me: lower... (motion down there)
her: (puzzled look on her face)
me: (moves towel)
her: (suprised look on face) OOH! i dont do that...
me: you dont? (now im puzzled)
her: noooooooooo......
me: alright, whatever, just work on my back somemore then...
her: (begins kneeding my back like it were a pizza)

so anyways, not a total loss. the massage was alright.. i guess... so she finishes, i dress and get the heck outta there, thinking that maybe she thought i was LE cause of my hair cut etc... but now i need some relieif. so after another quick stop to the bank im off to Spa Royale on Browns Line,

i go in the back door (a nice feature, though it threw me off at first) and am met at the front by a nice enough older spanish looking lady. 6-7.5 on looks, but very freindly. anyways i say what the hell, at least i know what to expect here so i go for another 30 minutes ($40) and once inside i have a shower and decide upon the NR option. the massage was much more pleasurable and much less technical then Luna. in a nutshell, i enjoyed myself alot more.

release was very very good. she gave a bit of a PM during the process w/o accually going in.

so to wrap up.

Luna
didnt get the name but id avoid this place regardless.

looks: 8
massage: 7
release: n/a
return: Like Hell....

Spa Royale
also didnt get the name but their service is much better

looks: 6.8
massage: 8
release: 9
return: probabbly, though im trying to save money right now.