Review: Nancy @ B&S

[secretagentbill]

Intro:

The written origins of massage date back to the 1400 BC in China near the end of the Shang dynasty, but it is said that they date back even further. But in essence it is the Chinese who have truly mastered the art form. Like many forms of fighting styles and schools, massage has developed a secret society of it

 

[Drum Dude]

Review: Nancy @ B&S

The night was hot but I had my leads, Five very talented MPAs that that gone underground when the Scented Oil Clan was destroyed by the Brotherhood. The war had raged for centuries and would rage for centuries to come and I am only a pawn in the greater scheme of things, a warrior like many of my brethren who fell fighting beside me to reclaim the massage parlours that are were never rightfully ours to begin with. All wars are fought for those that never enter combat and we the grunts bear the sorrow while they enjoy the spoils and then we are forgotten in the threads of time.

I knew nothing of this secret war until one day I was asked to join and thus began my training before I was sent out to wreak havoc on the MPs of the world, and the carnage I left in my path is but history to the road I take now to complete my mission, like many missions before I was heading into the lioness

 

[Pompal 09.]

Review: Nancy @ B&S

I hear the slight knock before the door opens, time to stay sharp but still remain relaxed, you

 

[Pompal 09.]

Lemme guess VBB,

You play Warcraft and you're a fan of kung fu movies.

 

[Loretta]

Hey VBB,

Have you made a deal with hollywood yet to bring FIVE DEADLY MPAS VS MASTER REVIEWER to the big screen?If so,will Quentin Tarantino direct?

If you do make it to the bigscreen I would like to humbly request a cameo role as say... dude in the corner playing with his putter.

 

[The Dark Knight.]

VBB,

Pulling the rice from the wamassageplanet.neteds? How do you come up with these lines?

If this script does become a movie, I don't need a cameo appearance for myself. But if you could include my stang, it would be much appreciated.

As usual, nick work!

 

[Crimson]

I kept waiting for the showdown between PEI-MEI and Master Reviewer !

Perhaps that's in a follow-up review

 

[skanda or lord muruga]

First of all thanks for the props !!!



I have never played Warcraft but I do love Kung Fu movies !!!

Dude, no thoughts of big screen just thought that I would mix this series up in my regular reviews.



Many martial arts moves are derived from everyday occurances. For example the styles of Monkey, Crane, and Prey Mantis are copied from the actual movements of the animals themselves and adopted to a humans.



Sorry, not going to happen ... but I will let you in on something, there are more than 5 parts.

VBB

 

[Mackay]

So VBB, are you a master of the martial arts as well? Mantis, Monkey or Crane? Or perhaps some other obscure form...

Your review brought back fond memories of my session with Nancy a couple years back. I always meant to repeat but got sidetracked as I easily do. Perhaps one day I will pay her another visit.

So which of the five deadly MPA's is Nancy? Did you determine her discipline? Snake, Centipede, Toad, Lizard .. maybe Scorpian?

I await the next installment with anticipation.

 

[marion.ofsherwood]

Of course you may call me seefood? Or is that Sifu? Something to do with a running nose.

I yes mammals, Birds and insects are common examples !!!

I am the master of the remote control when the little lady is not around.



Nancy is none of the 5 deadly MPAs.

Who said that the MPAs follow the same discipline as the Poison Clan in a similar movie? It is not my purpose and it provides the twist on the story.

Thanks Rev, but this will take some time to finish and I plan to mix them into the regular reviews.

More info on Nancy:

She only works evenings Wednesday to Sunday.

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VBB