REVIEW: Natalie @ BChain

[Big Dog D]

http://www.bgirls.ca/natalie/

http://www.lexastudio.com/

No I wasn't planning on seeing a new MPA for a while, but the "mood" hit, so here's my review for your reading pleasure. Now it's back to the porn until my next session with Cyan !

After my fabulous experience with Asha @ HFH, in a way I felt sorry for the next new MPA I reviewed. Asha raised the bar moving forward, coz if I can have a great session with a girl her first DAY as an MPA, there's no reason why I shouldn't have fun with more experienced girls, correct ?

When I was in gradeschool, reportcards weren't expressed as letter grades. They were simply a statement of one's academic progress. I seem to recall:

NI = Needs improvement
S = satisfactory
EE = Exceed expectations

... or something to that affect.

I would classify Natalie as a solid "S", in that my basic MP needs were met, but I can't say I left thinking how great she was, or if/when I should repeat.

I arrived at Lexa for my appt early, but Natalie was ready immediately, and lead me to the room. She didn't ask my name, or enquire how I found out about her. She explained that the shower was down the hall, escorted me there, then made sure I had a fresh towel.

A minute or so after returning to the room, she entered and I told her right away I was interested in an NR, so there was no bullshitting around. Natalie was wearing a bright multicoloured dress, and I of course took the liberty of watching her undress.

Yes, she's from Trinidad, ONE of her grandparents is Indian and overall her background is like Jambalaya; a mix of everything ! Her skin is a nice cafe au lait, she has a medium build and her facial features are mulatto. She's got a nice set of natural C-Cups, but her stomach could use some toning. That said, her butt looked pretty good in that tight dress.

LOOKS = "S"

I climbed on the table and Natalie went to work with oil. Her massage is OK, although a little quickly paced, but she spent alot of time rubbing the upper thighs and buttocks. Her technique is quite firm, which I like, and probably just as well coz she never asked how I like my massage.

MASSAGE = "S"

Natalie's personality is what I'd describe as "business friendly." We talked about our various trips to the Caribbean, but nothing too in depth, and it was apparent there wasn't much chemistry between us. The overall impression was like talking to my dental hygenist or maybe somebody cutting my hair.

PERSONALITY = "S"

I took the opportunity to reverse, but couldn't tell if Natalie enjoyed it or not coz she didn't saying anything, so I finished quickly.

On to the main event, and I must admit Natalie has a nice touch. Unlike Lexxus @ Blue Lagoon who attacked Mr Happy with FAR too much force (you ain't shifting a 6 speed on a Lamborghini honey), Natalie's technique was VERY nice. Mr Happy responded accordingly and her eye contact and smiling was regular as she stood off to the side. My hands of course introduced myself to the natural C-Cups as she worked, then travelled a little further south.

There was no teasing, nuzzling, dirty talk, russian or anything beyond the "standard requirements" as set down by the MPA Gods. Yeah, maybe certain things would be offered if I asked, but why should I have to ? Cyan had no problem teasing me mercilessly the first session, and hell, Asha asked me to TEACH her stuff....

Natalie and I were finished with a couple of minutes to spare, and clean up was from the famous (infamous?) water jug. I just hope to God nobody decides to make KOOLAID one day ! LOL

RELEASE = "S"

I quickly dressed, we ended our chat, and Natalie lead me to the front door with a friendly "thanks hon" but no hug.

I left drained, having filled Mr Happy's business requirements and drove home.

SESSION = "S"

If this review ain't exactly glowing or inspired, that's exactly how I feel. If your favourite MPA ain't working and you're horny, Natalie is SATISFACTORY, but not on the A list.

Session: 30 minute NR ($40 door, $60 donation)

Massage: 7.5/10

Face: 7.75/10

Body: 7.75/10

Attitude: 7.0/10

Personality: 7.0/10

Mileage: 5.0/10

Release: 8.25/10

Fun Factor: 6.5/10

Repeat: WHY ?

Does MPA engage in head games ?: NO

 

[muncie birder]

Hey IL, sorry, I don't mean to hijack your thread but I finally seen the
girl you have mentioned here on massageplanet.net before. Aishaywa or something, the famous
Indian actress/model who I was always wondering who the hell you were talking
about. There is a new commercial out, L'oreal or something, and when I seen it,
I said, "She's f**king hot, who in hell is she". I still did not know. When I was flipping through channels today, POOF!, there she is on Oprah! They flashed small screen credentials of all the things she appeared in, and then the commercial (L'oreal)
comes on. Now, the only thing different was her eye colour. In the commercial,
she has bright, bright blue eyes like Courtney Cox, but on Oprah, I think they were
a very deep Atlantic blue/green (hazel?). Anyways, now I see your facination.
Holy shit, she is gorgeous. And her skin was very light which is probably why I
didn't even realize she was the Indian girl you were talking about. She was explaining
Indian culture to Oprah, who played her usual "dumb American role" when she pretends like she has no idea about anything un-american.
Oprah: "So do Indians get to marry who they want?"
Oprah: "I heard kissing in India in public is taboo?"
Oprah: "So, explain this sari to me, how does it work?"

On a side note, a couple of days after "My sympathy for "The Married Man"
doesn't Oprah have a show with about 8 married women who have not had sex
with their husband's for a long time. I missed it, wanted to see it but my schedule
wouldn't allow for it. Did anyone see it?

 

[wintersun77]

Sound tasty but too bad...

 

[Juliet]

Nice review IL !!!

Natalie fails in comparison to Asha, not only in looks but in service. I myself did not find her high mileage but she was nontheless a good time.

RS, there is that Oprah popping her head up again about something that men do wrong and you wonder why so many of them visit MPs ! Do not worry if you missed the episode, she will have another and another after that dealing with the same topic, and all the women will applaud her.

VBB

 

[Merie]

Yes i agree RS she is fuckin hot (am i aloud to swear here)

 

[E-rock]

Love the new review style!!!

 

[Jennifer B]

Hey RS! Yeah, I saw that L'Oreal commercial on the telly a couple of nights ago, and was suitably impressed.

Over the weekend, I was wandering through Sq.1 and L'Oreal had a promotional display set up in center court. They had a HUGE poster of Aishwarya, gazing down at me with her blue eyes.

The only downside of course, is that with all the exposure now I'll have to work extra hard to be her Cabana Boy

She's now trying to make it in Hollywood, hence the promotional tours etc.

As for OPRAH, don't get me started.... but she's got ALOT of clout. When Oprah used to recommend various books, she had a direct affect on sales, so needless to say new authors were clamouring over themselves to get on the show.

Probably the 8 women who hadn't had sex with their husbands for a long time were PROUD of the fact. Hell, my EX used to joke about it, although for some reason I didn't find it amusing.

Dr. Laura was slammed last year for a book she wrote on male/female relationships because her hypothesis was that most men were easy to please and many women just couldn't be bothered. She summized it was harder for a woman to FIND a man than to KEEP a man, which of course the femi-Nazi's weren't too impressed hearing ....