Review: Stacy @ HFH

[Toni Nicholas]

Over the last few weeks I have been fantasizing about having sexual relations with beautiful black women with big breasts. I dont really know why, maybe it has something to do with all the Lionel Ritchie video's I have been watching lately. Anyways, here is my review of my session with Stacy.

I arrived at HFH 30 minutes early and Ivana greeted me at the desk. Ivana really is a sweet kid.She always waits with me, as I feed her bagels with cream cheese (Ivana I love it when you lick the cream off of my fingers). 30 minutes later Stacy is ready, and she leads me to my room.

Here is how our session unfolded

Stacy : So, have you been here before baby?

Rusty : Ummmmm yes.I have always had my eye on you

Stacy : Awwwwwwww you're so sweet...

Rusty : Not to mention a lttle salty

Stacy : Excuse me?

Rusty : Your excused

Stacy : Im confused

Rusty : No,you're not confused, you're my chocolate princess

Stacy : You are quite the smooth talker.

Rusty : Mmmmmmm I love the way your breasts feel on my back.It feels alot like the time where my neighbour dragged bags of milk up and down my back and buttocks,up and down, up and down....

Stacy : I can tell you like it baby.Ooooooooo you have a nice hard present for me between your legs.

Rusty : I do. Would you like to caress it?

Stacy : (moaning) yes I would baby (stroking begins)

Rusty : Mmmmmmm yeah Stacy, I love the way you handle my penis

Stacy : I love handling your penis (moaning)........(starts to nibble on my ear)

Rusty : Yeah baby yeah

Stacy : Awwwwwwww fuck yes.Whisper something sexy into my ear

Rusty : Mmmmmmmm with pleasure,baby, with pleasure

Stacy : I love it when white guys talk dirty to me.

Rusty : OK BABY,GET READY FOR SOME DIRTY TALK

Stacy : Im ready

Rusty : Are you worried that a futuristic race of super- goats is going to travel back into time to present day in order to train a militia of regular goats to take over the world, and rule for eternity?

Stacy : WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? I TOLD YOU TO WHISPER SOMETHING SEXY AND DIRTY INTO MY EAR

Rusty : That was'int sexy enough for you, my mohogany dream?

Stacy : You sir are a demented individual. Listen I dont want to massage you.i'll give you back half of your money,deal?

Rusty : (starts to cry) deal

Stacy : Geez these guys get stranger by the day

Rusty : Stacy, can I ask you one last question?

Stacy : If you promise to leave right after you ask it,ok?

Rusty : Ok. So do you think the super goats will eventually take over the world?

Stacy : Of course I do.Super- goats are unstopable, its only a matter of time.

Rusty : Thats what I thought.Bye


DAMN!!

I knew I should'int have brought up the race of futuristic super-goats. You win some, you lose some.

 

[loves2read]

Exactly as Sorely said in another thread - a well "rehearsed feel" - and the outcome is "predictable".

 

[Johnnny]

Thanks for the review Rustic

Maybe you should have ezplained how you are a superior godlike creature from the future first, and then read her signals ...

 

[Marisa H]

great job! Rusty! Keep them cuming!

 

[Ramer T]

Happy!

"And I'm sure Kayla and Stacy don't appreciate this kind of cheesy reviews."

Please! They're probably laughing!

 

[nina s]

Sweet Jesus, that is one of the most beautiful sweet ass reviews I have ever read. Don't go changing my friend!

 

[Silent]

So, uh...

Assuming that we lack your gift for nihilistic banter...

HOW WAS THE MASSAGE?

Been kinda thinking about seeing her myself, but frankly I really only tend to book appointments with MPA's that I've seen reviews of. Of course, they're not available sometimes, and so a guy can often wander...

 

[SlsB]

LOL. Good review. I fear Manitees myself. When they aren't getting run over by speed boats whose owners blare the Miami Vice theme for kicks, they are plotting our demise.