Slim For Life Diet Program

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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb.
>> weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on
>> the door and there stands before him a voluptuous,
>> athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
>> pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
>> She introduces herself as a representative of the
>> weight loss company. The sign reads: "If you can catch
>> me, you can have me."
>>
>> Without a second thought, he takes off mpter her. A
>> few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally
>> catches her and has his way with her.
>>
>> The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
>> same thing happens.
>>
>> On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
>> to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised. He then calls
>> the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at the door and there
>> stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has
>> ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but
>> Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
>> reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
>>
>> Well, he's out the door mpter her like a shot! This
>> girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to
>> catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth
>> every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four
>> days, the same routine happens.
>>
>> Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs
>> himself to discover that he has lost another 20 lb. as
>> promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the
>> company to order the 7-day/50 lb. program.
>>
>> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone -
>> "This is our most rigorous program."
>>
>> "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
>> years."
>>
>> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he
>> opens it he finds a huge, muscular, 6'6" hairy man
>> wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign
>> around his neck that reads:
>>
>> "I'm Leroy. If I catch you, you're mine..."