Some simple pointers....

[Pompal 09.]

1) Avoid Vaughan...

2) Do it before 10 PM.

3) Carry in only your single spare car key with no ID. If they ask, go somewhere else.

4) Park away from the front "window view" of the MP.

5) Avoid walking barefoot in the room...use towels to walk on.

6) If they have a backdoor...use it.

7) Never get a BBBJ.

8) Keep $ in different pockets. Never show all of it & carry 10's.

9) Better with a bud (not in the same room!)

10) Meet & greet the MPA before you walk in the room...it's all attitude. We all have good & bad days...and it's our hard earned money.

11) No showers...No go! If you can't shower...can the MPA?

12) _________________ ( go for it!!!!)

 

[Kendra]

Are you a chick?

 

[Livestrong2009]

Let's see what would happen if I follow these rules

1) I can no longer go to HFH - forget that idea!
2) Duh... HFH closes at 10pm
3) Need Id to get into HFH
4) Have to walk further to get into spa (not a good choice when it rains or snows)
5) Will look silly shuffling around on a towel. Better to bring slippers or leave your socks on.
6) Backdoor entrances at some spas are more dangerous than the front so Nope.
7) Licenced spas don't offer this anyway so it's not a problem.
8) $10's would be easier, and lighter, to carry then the rolls of quarters I usually take.
9) Didn't know you could have a beer while in session...Ooops (not in the same room)....so I guess you can only drink in the lobby
10) Always
11) It's not nice to "go" while in the shower. Women think that's disgusting. Try asking to use their washroom.
12) What's with the hesitation. If you're going to go for it then go for it. Don't sit and contemplate it for a while first.

 

[moosaidthebrit]

#7 did it, right ?

 

[Pump]

It's like you know me!

BB

 

[sadie1_9_99]

You were the guy laughing at the rose stem poking out the bottom of my sleeve, right ? : )


brutus,

I think you'd better get a very clear "OK" from the attendant for #6 first, if you value your life.

1-3) you won't be attending the H from H anniversary party, will you ?

Could you please explain 4 & 5, because as they stand they seem a little, well, for lack of a better word ... insane.



#13) remember to take prozac

 

[Gliders R Awesome!]

There are alot of valid points here, however if they raid - they raid... There is not too much you can do!!!

 

[Roadrunnermike]

PS Don't mind me, I'm just bored. I'm sure your pointers are very valuable and appreciated.

 

[mimi09]

I think you're being a little over cautious brutus.

 

[supersetter1989]

Poolie, that is just too funny!

 

[Kate Wilson]

Is this the Comedy Network?

Hey guys seriously...Take a look at #1, 2,3, & 4. I wouldn't mention this if a little bird didn't tell me.

 

[Troll]

Carrying 10s when ATMs only disperse 20s and 50s ... so you want us all to wait in line at the bank, because I don't know too many stores willing to make change ... maybe Hornets rolls of quartes can be exchanged

The others above have already been covered.

 

[villaltaroger]

Zoloft is better! Prozac can cause more sexual dysfunction than does Zoloft.

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