Stanky Pussy: More serious than Al Kay-da

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Lately, I've noticed a rash of stank-onia amonst MP professionals.

***Can someone explain this???***

I wash my weiner, but in order to get some hooch, I got to have some clean pooch.

Order in the court!

 

[spirit]

OK...............you have a point if we have to shower before hand I think that it is only fair if the MPA's do too.

 

[Jne_Uwambe]

Normally I wouldn't respond to this. However, I think this guy might actually be serious as I've noticed this too!? No kidding, I've actually stayed away from a bunch of MP's over the last few months b/c a few of the popular girls did have an odor coming from that region. Thought it was just a coincidence, but perhaps it's more?

kkarn/

 

[Lynnmarie]

Well, I can come up with about 3 explanations.

1) The MPA has poor hygiene and thus a smelly box. She needs a douche.
2) MPA has a vaginal fungal infection and needs to be treated.
3) MPA has a vaginal bacterial infection and needs to be treated.

 

[peter gunn]

Al Kay-da ?

Are you trying to imply this phenomena is some form of terrorist chemical warfare ?

Damn, they really know how to disable us.

 

[surfinboy360]

Uh, no. I'm wondeing if perhaps there's a virus going around causing the fungal and/or bacterial infection.

kkarn/

 

[Captain Sav-A-Hooooo]

Ain't nothing like when you drive away from the MP $100 lighter, and you smell your finger and the Stank-Onia makes you wonder whether it was worth it!

Stanky pussy should be listed next to the bad john list!

The sink smells better than the Stank!

Bin-Laid Lately?

 

[inlove7]

A few yrs back I was at _______ and I got a massage from _______. Anyways she was the kind of girl that moved all over the table, I loved it. One time (and I might add, the last time) She got me alllllll horned up and we did the "69" position (no extra involved) she just hovered over me while she stroked junior. And lord have mercy this twat STANK!!!!!!!!! At 1st I tried to hold my breath, thinking (foolishly) that it might just go away... but nope there it was lingering aruond my nose.... finally I couldnt take it NO MORE and I jumped up and said: "SHIT!!!!" I forgot about a meeting (the only thing that came to mind) I apologized repetedley and threw my clothes on and even threw here an extra $20 for her inconvenience (but I was secretley hoping that she would run to the nearest Shoppers and buy herself a VINEGAR DOUCHE and some feminine spray) I can actually tell you guys that it smelled like..... skunk and death.

 

[Cov]

I have noticed this lately also. It's the summer, sweat and an 8 hour shift leads to bad things They go outside for smoke breaks, or the place is not cool enough). I shower before each session be it mp or sp, and had a bad experience with the last sp I saw also. I went down for daty and came up like a bolt of lightning.

BBLACK

 

["This Guy"]

I commented on this before and another explanation was that not every mpa wants to shower after each session...

funny though...you get that far and don't know what to do but you have to pay for that session...regardless if you do or don't...

tonyM

very funny

skunk and death...

that's classic...for sure...

 

[WIL]

Is this that musky, bitter sweet smell / taste we are talking abt ?

If so, I've experienced it , but intermittently over time. Maybe I'm weird, but somehow I've learned to associate it with a positive connection, as long as it's not too overpowering. It really does just seem like a thing related to sweat glands or something.

But then again, I've never liked pussy that tastes like soap ...

'tis an acquired taste ..

 

[isabella]

Slightly acidic too with a lingering aftertaste

 

[emergency]

You got it. Thanks, Ref, I forgot abt the lingering part altogether. Not sure how I could ...

 

[Jb2]

You Guys are Crazy,

The scent is the part of a women that attracts men unconsiously. Show me the skankiest, fish sauce tasting, tongue burning, camel toe looking Pow Pow, and there my face will be. Please post who has the skankiest poom poom please, and where I can find these Queens.

 

[ann!belle]

Some stank is good. Too much stank indicates bad diet, hygeine etc.

I like pussy that's been scrubbed.

 

[Marge]

I've said this countless times-A smellie twat is an instant boner killer.

 

[Jos h2o]

Just had a session with a MPA... a fan was blowing in the room and I could detect a foul smell from her private parts. I congratulated myself for choosing nr only.

 

[dkomarovska]

i think we need to start a list of mpa that produce acid from their pussy.....our fingers are at risk...maybe even our tongues....lol

 

[xantia]

I only noticed this only a few times and once was a popular attendant. That stingy lingering taste was present.

The worst ever was not at a MP but at WAGG where a cute petite dancer was about 3 feet away from my nose (lying next to me on those couches with her hips on my leg giving me a peek). I had to turn away it was so bad. This was about 2 years ago.

Most attendants will get the point when repeat visits start dropping off. Luckily, most of time it is not an issue.

 

[Pompal 09.]

at a very popular spa, about a very popular MPA, via PM and management promised, but never got back to me whether the problem was resolved or not.
Money's burning a hole in my pocket......You know who you are.